Welcome to my GitHub profile! Here’s everything you never wanted to know about me, but are about to find out anyway.

• 💻 Occupation: Full-time bug creator, part-time bug fixer.
• 📍 Location: Somewhere between my desk and the fridge.
• 🎨 Skills:
  • Turning coffee into code. ☕➡️💻
  • Debugging things I swore I fixed yesterday. 🐛
  • Googling better than your average bear. 🔍🐻

• Frontend: HTML, CSS, JavaScript, React, Typescript
• Backend: Django, Flask, PHP (yes, I know PHP—don’t judge)
• Tools: Git, Docker, Bootstrap, crying in front of VS Code at 2 a.m.

• Survived multiple "It works on my machine" arguments.
• Accidentally deleted prod once (but let’s keep that between us).
• Perfected the art of avoiding merge conflicts... sort of.

• I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production. 🤷‍♂️
• My favorite debug method? Adding more console.log.
• I tried learning Assembly once... I'm still recovering. 😵‍💫

• Code I’m proud of. 🏅
• Code I’ve abandoned. 🙈
• Random experiments that should probably be illegal. 🚨

• 📸 Instagram: @usmanaholic
• 📂 GitHub: Well, you're already here, so congrats!

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 bugs that don’t compile." - Not Edison

Yeah, I know, bad humor. Who cares? (ChatGPT helped me write this.)