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"We're embracing it, so deal with it."
Β Β Β Β β Brain π§
"This will be how humanoid machines will be deployed in the future."
Β Β Β Β β Nobody π€
π humanoid.yml:
services:
humanoid:
image: homosapiens:latest
restart: unless-stopped
env_file:
- ./chaos.env
volumes:
- inventory:/var/lib/inventory
depends_on:
- brain
role:
- full_time_witchcraft_practicioner
- crystal_ball_guesser
- level_three_psychological_support
dlcs:
- it_wizardry
- devops_blackmagic2
- automation_skynet
- programming_bear
- vibecoding_tm
brain:
image: human-cnn:lts
restart: unless-stopped
volumes:
- brain-data:/etc/brain/data
ports:
- 9999:9999
roles:
- avoiding_questions
- instant_answering
- out_of_the_box_guess
dlcs:
- one_shot_try
- hyperconvergence_network
volumes:
inventory:
brain-data:
deploy_intent:
pointless-banter:"Yes, we're counting how many views this disaster gets."
Β Β Β Β β My neighbours cat Rudolf πΈ
"Please make it stop, I don't know what 'smali' is but it sounds like a disease, you should get that checked."
Β Β Β Β β Some guy I pestered the other day π§π½ββοΈ
"0 out of 10, who still rickrolls people these days!? IN 4K!?"
Β Β Β Β β My little duckling π¦