/\_/\
( o.o ) < "I watch your pods... they are not Ready." >
> ^ <
I will develop a 3D model of myself when AI becomes sentient. Until then, I am an ASCII owl observing distributed systems from the shadows.
user:
stack: [Java, Go, Kubernetes, Cloud-Native, Distributed Systems]
current_quest: "Building unsual dramatic games"
status: "Breaking things in development so it doesn't break in Production :)"
likes:
- Clean Architecture
- Async Messaging
- Coffee ☕
dislikes:
- Flaky tests
- YAML indentation errorsBecause real animations are overrated.
Frame 1
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( o.o )
> ^ <
Frame 2
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( -.- ) zzz
> ^ <
Frame 3
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( o.o ) < "Your controller is restarting" >
> ^ <
Tip: GitHub doesn't support real animation, but multiple frames still feel alive.
- Design and operate cloud-native backend systems that stay calm under million-user traffic
- Make sure systems fail gracefully, not dramatically
- Think in APIs, contracts, and edge cases at scale
Backend ██████████
Cloud-Native █████████░
Kubernetes █████████░
Distributed ████████░░
Languages ████████░░ (Java, Go, and friends)
Sleep █░░░░░░░░░
(O,O)
( ) < "Have you tried"
-"-"- "restarting the device?" >