Who am I?

A relationships counsellor for computers who don't want to talk to each other anymore

Likes

Motorola ASTRO25, Type II SmartZone, and Dimetra; Linux; Networking; Telephony; The Dot-Com Boom

Hates

Windows; Sunlight; Incompetence

Where can you find me?

In the data center, bashing my head on the 2nd rack in from the left...because the core switches decided that their stacking link must be a loop again.