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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
+<rss version="2.0">
+  <channel>
+    <title>UglyFeed</title>
+    <link>http://www.uglyfeed.com</link>
+    <description>The ugliest, funniest news you'll ever read!</description>
+    <language>en-us</language>
+    <pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
+
+    <item>
+      <title>Man Sues Himself and Wins!</title>
+      <link>http://www.uglyfeed.com/man-sues-himself</link>
+      <description>A local man sued himself for emotional distress and won, causing confusion and laughter in the courtroom.</description>
+      <pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
+      <guid>1</guid>
+    </item>
+
+    <item>
+      <title>Cat Elected Mayor in Small Town</title>
+      <link>http://www.uglyfeed.com/cat-mayor</link>
+      <description>A cat named Whiskers has been elected mayor in a small town, with residents claiming he's doing a purr-fect job!</description>
+      <pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 10:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
+      <guid>2</guid>
+    </item>
+
+    <item>
+      <title>Invisible Art Exhibit Sells Out</title>
+      <link>http://www.uglyfeed.com/invisible-art</link>
+      <description>An art exhibit featuring invisible paintings has sold out, leaving visitors questioning their eyesight and sanity.</description>
+      <pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 09:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
+      <guid>3</guid>
+    </item>
+
+    <item>
+      <title>World's Largest Pizza Delivered by Helicopter</title>
+      <link>http://www.uglyfeed.com/helicopter-pizza</link>
+      <description>A pizzeria delivered the world's largest pizza by helicopter, causing traffic chaos and hungry crowds.</description>
+      <pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
+      <guid>4</guid>
+    </item>
+
+    <item>
+      <title>Robot Runs for President</title>
+      <link>http://www.uglyfeed.com/robot-president</link>
+      <description>A robot named RoboBob has announced its candidacy for president, promising efficient governance and zero corruption.</description>
+      <pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 08:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
+      <guid>5</guid>
+    </item>
+
+    <item>
+      <title>Alien Abduction Insurance Payouts Skyrocket</title>
+      <link>http://www.uglyfeed.com/alien-insurance</link>
+      <description>Alien abduction insurance payouts have skyrocketed, with more people claiming extraterrestrial encounters than ever before.</description>
+      <pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 07:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
+      <guid>6</guid>
+    </item>
+
+    <item>
+      <title>World Record for Longest Burp Broken</title>
+      <link>http://www.uglyfeed.com/longest-burp</link>
+      <description>A man has broken the world record for the longest burp, clocking in at an impressive 2 minutes and 12 seconds.</description>
+      <pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 06:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
+      <guid>7</guid>
+    </item>
+
+    <item>
+      <title>Giant Rubber Duck Causes Traffic Jam</title>
+      <link>http://www.uglyfeed.com/rubber-duck-traffic</link>
+      <description>A giant rubber duck being transported through a city caused a massive traffic jam and amused onlookers.</description>
+      <pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
+      <guid>8</guid>
+    </item>
+
+    <item>
+      <title>Banana Peel Slips Lead to Banana Ban</title>
+      <link>http://www.uglyfeed.com/banana-ban</link>
+      <description>A city has banned bananas after a series of banana peel slips caused a public safety concern.</description>
+      <pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 05:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
+      <guid>9</guid>
+    </item>
+
+    <item>
+      <title>Man Marries His Refrigerator</title>
+      <link>http://www.uglyfeed.com/refrigerator-marriage</link>
+      <description>A man has married his refrigerator in a bizarre ceremony, claiming it's the coolest relationship he's ever had.</description>
+      <pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 04:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
+      <guid>10</guid>
+    </item>
+
+  </channel>
+</rss>