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Added new bad joke
itcrowd May 13, 2018
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Added another bad joke
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Tidied up some typos
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Tidied up a typo
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11 changes: 8 additions & 3 deletions bad_jokes.txt
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You hear about the farmer who won a nobel prize?
You hear about the farmer who won a Nobel prize?
-They said he was just outstanding in his field.

What do airconditioners and computers have in common?
-They dont work well when you run with windows.
What do air-conditioners and computers have in common?
-They dont work well when you run with Windows.

Why *didn't* the chicken cross the road?
-Because it was chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the friendly Python called Guido on the other side!

When is a door not a door?
-When it's ajar!
2 changes: 1 addition & 1 deletion jabberwocky.txt
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Expand Up @@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its _head_
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
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