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- Srs bot is a discord bot
- Light theme best theme
- This Srs bot command list is not finite and is updating along with more easter eggs to come
- DUE TO THE INTRODUCTION OF SLASH COMMANDS, ALL OF THIS IS ARCHIVED. SEE SLASH COMMAND INSTRUCTIONS IN DISCORD
Bot prefix is srs. All code will assume you typed in the prefix
aster - Redirects you to aster
commands - Displays this wiki help page
cat - Meow
help - Provides help with a srs bot command!
description - The mission of Srs bot
updatelist - Shows the most recent update to Srs bot
rob - Steal money from a broke college student
invite - Generate invite link for Srs bot to your server
joke - Tell Srs a joke
sleep - Shuts down Srs bot for the night
hi - Greet the bot- HAVE SOME MANNERS YOU DONKEY
hire - Provide an internship opportunity for the virtual human
ping - Pings someone! But anon
profile - Displays your profile in .txt
feed - Under an egalitarian framework, you decide to save the world from hunger
philip - An inside joke with some folks lmao
coinflip - Heads or Tails?
suggest - Add a suggestion
headpat - Gives you a headpat from reddit
Gives you advice.
Syntax: srs advice <some yes no advice>
Swing that ban hammer!
Syntax: srs ban <userID> <reason>
Starts the Christmas countdown
Syntax: srs christmas
Sends someone a dm without having to deal with physical confrontation and replies
Syntax: srs dm <userID> <message>
Do the job of a missionary and convert some people.
The power of christ compells all who uses Dark Mode.
Syntax: srs flashbang
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SRS PORN - NO KACPISS, THIS DOES NOT EXIST.
This command fetches some yummy food from the internet and displays them in an embed.
Don't use this if you're hungry.
Syntax: srs foodporn
Help high school internships are impossible to get.
This command will create a browsable modal to Asheree's volunteer and intern opportunity spreadsheet.
In the future, this feature will be able to filter search results via name, date, field of work, etc. The implementations for filtering are all ready.
Syntax: srs jobs <filter option> <filter input query>
Filter options include:
- Name
- Deadline (provide in mm/dd/yyyy or mm/dd
- Provider
- Categories
- Location
- Description
Mentions a certain group en masse, provided you are on the right server and have the right qualifications
Syntax: srs mention <groupName>
Rates whatever you tell it to
Syntax: srs rate <string>
Fetches a really cute seal uwu
Everyone display cat pictures because they look pretty, but seals deserve appreciation too! o.o
Get your local cute seal pics today!
Syntax: srs seal
Detects several things relating to astronomy:
- Official sunrise and sunset
- Nautical Twilight Times
- Nautical Afternoon Times
- Time Zone based time adjustments
Syntax:
srs solarCycle [INTL TimeZone]
The solarCycle timezone uses INTL conventions. If none is provided, it will default to NY, NY
Toggle srs smart slowmode, with a myriad of features:
- Detects the number of messages, and slowmodes when the chat starts spamming or when the chat becomes clustered
- Turns off slowmode when the chat dies down
- Customizable slowmode, with parameters all decided by the moderators
Syntax:srs slowmode <detection interval> <message threshold>
Detection interval - Determines how often srs bot checks for the number of messages, and does smart slowmode
Message threshold - Determines how many messages can be sent in an alloted timeframe before slowmode is turned on
Access the task database menu
Syntax: srs tasks <option>
Leaving blank will autofill the parameter as "view". Or, you can replace will the following:
view - Look at tasks
add - Add tasks
delete - Delete tasks using their position number
yeet - Gets rid of all your tasks
Toggles whether srs bot should respond to easter eggs or nah in the channel
Translate something to some language
Syntax: srs translate <language code of input language> <language code of output language> <text>
Use srs translate help for help with input language codes
You can use srs translate <shortcut word> <text> to get a fast translate if you know the shortcut words
Warns a user via dms
Syntax: srs warn <userID> <reason>
Srs tells you the weather and what to wear
The keyword advanced is optional
Syntax: srs weather [advanced]
Creates a Node.js-like writeStream to a target channel.
Syntax: `srs writeStream <start|stop>
Annoy the heck out of Ditto and othew discowd fowks with thwis extension of Tech Bwot's 4/1 featuwe
Awswo you can shove wowds dwown Sws's thwoat now
Syntax: srs uwu <uwu message>
Light Mode vs Dark Mode combat! The rules are self explanatory. Please don't let dark mode win.
Syntax: srs combat <arg>
- srs combat start
- srs combat end
- srs combat help - Displays the help overlay
- srs combat dark - Become a heathen
This command uses a utility node.js file to fetch BTHS messages from the Hall of Fame or the Hall of Shame in order to make a hangman with them!
You get 3 tries, and this autodetects repeats and is case insensitive.
Syntax: srs hangman <start | end>
Basically reverse of srs dm, this allows you grant someone access to sending anonymous channel messages by shooting srs a dm
Syntax: srs hotseat <action> <userID>
Actions:
add - Grants a user permissions to send hotseat messages TO THE CHANNEL YOU'RE TYPING IN
remove - Revokes a user's permission to send hotseat messages TO THE CHANNEL YOU'RE TYPING IN
destroy - Revokes all user's permissions to send hotseat messages IN THE CHANNEL YOU'RE TYPING IN
The go to hub of all christmas stuff, srs christmas <insert more args here> to become festive
- srs christmas music - Plays/Links a random christmas song
- srs christmas image - Links you to a nice reddit Christmas image o.o
- srs christmas playSong - Repeatedly plays a random christmas song!
- srs christmas stopSong - Stops a christmas song in a vc and boots srs bot out of the vc