A personal fork of esmBean that adds unfunny things and in-jokes. This repo is for transparency for if I make this bot invitable for strangers.
This bot is only for certain people. Currently, I'm not open to giving invites. You can invite the original esmBot here: https://projectlounge.pw/invite
A command list can be found here (excluding my edits).
If you want to self-host the bot, a guide can be found here.
esmBean runs on 1GB of RAM, please be kind to it.
- Prefix is [$] by default.
- messages.json is unfunnier.
- New command "ben" does the funny Talking Ben thing.
- Added distasteful things to the Reddit command
- LavaLink is NOT set up, so no VC commands work.
Good! It's good practice to give Discord bots only the permissions they need. Bots like esmBot DO NOT need admin, so don't give it to them. Give the following permissions instead:
- Send messages
- Read messages
- Embed links
- Attach files
- Use external emoji
esmBean will ask for these anyway. Please don't give it admin.
Essem for making the funny bot.
"did you know 65% of UK homes contain at least one magnolia wall? i bet you didnt" : Slaves - Magnolia
"make an emo n*gga slit his fucking wrists" : JPEGMAFIA - ALL CAPS NO SPACES
"fuck that bitch i changed the plan switch my style like i switch hands" : JPEGMAFIA - BALD!
"boodang pharmaceutricals, im servin all these bitches" : Lil Boodang - Good Morning Sunshine
"open up your bible turn to page six-hundred-sixty-six" : Lil Boodang - Jesus Don't Like That I'm Gay but Satans Cool With It
"antisocial pessimist" : webcage - undermyskin
"black shirt, sweater, imma kill a redditor" : webcage - twitterthreads
"Волна, и нет воздуха-воздуха" : тима ищет свет (tima ishet svet) - волна (wave)
"Когда? Никогда!" : источник (istochnik) - когда? (when?)
"Мало спиц, много птиц, Мало спишь, много лжёшь" : источник & тима ищет свет - капли крови (drops of blood)
"Улетай, В слоудайв, Улетаю" : Ищейка - Слоудайв