splendid-strike.py

#!/usr/bin/python


# Problem: Preserves ICBMs_shot_down into the Russian round.

# Problem: "Abms fired ever" is actually abms fired this round


#from colorama import init
#init()
import os
import sys
import time
import random
from random import randint


############ Setup debugging mode ########
debug_display_loop = 400
fast_mode = "OFF"
#print "sys argv[1]",
#print (sys.argv[1])
russia_threshold = 15
kessler_threshold = 9

chance_of_kessler = 0
try:
	debug = sys.argv[1]
	debug2 = sys.argv[2]
	debug3 = sys.argv[3]

	if (debug == "fast"):
		print "Fast mode on!"
		fast_mode = "ON"
	if (debug == "debug"):
		while (debug_display_loop > 0):
			print "DEBUG MODE ON!",
			debug_display_loop -= 1
		debug = "ON"
	if (debug == "norus" or debug2 == "norus" or debug3 == "norus"):
		print "norus entered. NORUSSIA mode ON"
		russia_threshold = 100
	if (debug == "kessler" or debug2 == "kessler" or debug3 == "kessler"):
		print "kessler entered. KESSLER mode ON"
#		kessler_threshold = 0
		chance_of_kessler = 100
except:
	print "debugging off"
	debug = "OFF"
	"no special modes..."
	russia_threshold = 15
	kessler_threshold = 9

##### Setup the screen - Windows can do this automagically, Linux has to prompt you ######
import platform
operating_sys = platform.system()
print "os:",operating_sys
if (operating_sys == "Windows"):
	os.system('mode con: cols=100 lines=40')

else:
	print "\n\n\n\n\n\n\n";
	print ('\033[0;36;3m'+'                                  ')
	print "\n PLEASE MAXIMIZE THIS WINDOW OR RUN FULL-SCREEN FOR THE BEST POSSIBLE EXPERIENCE :-)"
#	try:
#		cont = int(input("\n Press ENTER to continue"))
#	except KeyboardInterrupt:
#		quit("You bressed Ctrl-C - bye bye!")
#	except:	
#		print "",



#################### VARIABLES ##############

play_mode = ""

cities = ["Albany, New York", "Air Force Academy", "Akron, Ohio", "Alameda, California", "Alamo, Texas", "Anchorage, Alaska,", "Alamogordo, New Mexico", "Alice, Texas", "Andrews AFB, Maryland", "Angola, Indiana", "Annapolis, Maryland", "Back Mountain, Pennyslavania", "Bailey's Crossroads, Virginia", "Bainbridge, Georgia", "Baker City, Oregon", "Bakersfield, California", "Baltimore, Maryland", "Bangor, Maine", "Bangor Trident Base, Washington", "Banning, California", "Barstow, California", "Barnstaple Town, Massachusets", "Boston, Massachusets", "Barrington, New Hampshire", "Bartlett, Illinois", "Bella Vista, Arkansas", "Bellvue, Kentucky", "Belmont, California", "Brownsville, Tennesee", "Cabot, Arkansas", "Cadillac, Michigan", "Caledonia, Winscosin", "California City, California", "Cambridge, Maryland", "Cambridge, Massachusets", "Camnden, New Jersey", "Campbell, Ohio", "Canby, Oregon", "Canton, Missisipi", "Carmel, Indiana", "Carson City, Nevada", "Carthage, Texas", "Cedar Falls, Iowa", "Chubbuck, Idaho", "Cicero, New York", "Clinton, South Carolina", "Clovis, New Mexico", "Colorado Springs, Colorado", "Concord, Missouri", "Coolidge, Arizona","Damascus, Maryland", "Danville, Virginia", "De Soto, Missouri", "Dearborn, Michigan", "Defiance, Ohio", "Delano, California", "Derby, Colorado", "Des Moines, Iowa", "Dexter, Missouri", "Discovery Bay, California", "Douglas, Arizona", "Duncan, Oklahoma", "Eagle, Idaho", "East Bridgewater, Massachusets", "East Hampton, Conneticut", "East Ridge, Tennesee", "East St. Louis, Illinois", "Easton, Conneticut", "Eglin AFB, Florida", "El Paso, Texas", "El Rio, California", "El Segundo, California", "Elwood, Indiana", "Essex, Vermont", "Exeter, California", "Fair Lawn, New Jersey", "Fairfield, Conneticut", "Fremont, California", "Fallon, Nevada", "Fargo, North Dakota", "Fayetteville, North Carolina", "Ferndale, Maryland", "Five Corners, Washington", "Florence, Alabama", "Forest Hills, Pennyslavania", "Fort Stewart, Georgia", "Foster City, California", "Fox Lake, Illinois", "Franklin, New Hampshire", "Fredonia, New York", "Fresno, California", "Friendly, Maryland", "Fulton, Missouri","Gaffney, South Carolina", "Gallup, New Mexico", "Gary, Indiana", "Gatesville, Texas", "Gladstone, Oregon", "Glasgow, Delaware", "Glenview, Illinois", "Gonzales, Texas", "Grand Island, Nebraska", "Grand Prairie, Texas", "Greater Upper Marlboro, Maryland", "Green Bay, Winscosin", "Greenfield, Indiana", "Greer, South Carolina", "Gresham, Oregon", "Guilford, Conneticut", "Gurnee, Illinois", "Hacienda Heights, California", "Hackensack, New Jersey", "Hannibal, Missouri", "Hanover, New York", "Hartford, Vermont", "Hawaiian Paradise Park, Hawaii", "Henderson, North Carolina", "Hillsboro, Oregon", "Holland, Michigan", "Hollins, Virginia", "Hoover, Alabama", "Hope, Arkansas", "Hudson, Massachusets", "Huntsville, Kentucky", "Huron, California", "Hyrum, Utah", "Idaho Falls, Utah", "Inkster, Michigan", "Inverness, Florida", "Isla Vista, California", "Irvington, New York", "Ives Estates, Florida", "Jacinto City, Texas", "Jackson, Ohio", "Jasper, Alabama", "Jefferson, Winscosin", "Jessup, Maryland", "Junction City, Kansas", "Justice, Illinois", "Katy, Texas", "Kenai, Alaska", "Kendale Lakes, Florida", "Kerrville, Texas", "Kettering, Maryland", "Kingsburg, California", "Kulpsville, Pennyslavania", "Detroit, Michigan", "Flint, Michigan", "La Riviera, California", "La Puente, California", "Lake Arbour, Maryland", "Lysander, New York", "New York, New York", "Dallas, Texas", "Los Angeles, California", "San Francisco, California", "Chicago, Illinois", "Fort Knox, Kentucky", "Fort Lauderdale, Florida", "Houston, Texas", "Las Vegas, Nevada", "Honolulu, Hawaii"] 



shortlist = [ "New York, New York", "Dallas, Texas", "Los Angeles, California", "San Francisco, California", "Chicago, Illinois", "Fort Knox, Kentucky", "Fort Lauderdale, Florida", "Houston, Texas", "Las Vegas, Nevada", "Anchorage, Alaska,", "Detroit, Michigan", "Honolulu, Hawaii" ]

ICBMs_bombed = 0
_ICBM_ratio = 0
number_of_ABMs = 44			# Yes, this is really the number of ABMs the USA has.
number_of_ICBMs = random.randint(1,20)	# Let's generate between 1 and 20 enemy warheads
ICBMs_in_entire_war = number_of_ICBMs
hits = 0
misses = 0
enemy_salvoes = 1
begin = ""
nukeouts = 0
current_target = ""
russian_roulette = random.randint(0,100)
shot_down_ICBMs = 0

###################### SUBROUTINES #####################################


def american_flag():
	print (''+'\033[0m')
	print ('\033[1;37;44m'+' * * * * * *  '+'\033[0;31;41m'+'                    '+'\033[0m')
	print ('\033[1;37;44m'+'  * * * * * * '+'\033[2;37;47m'+'                    '+'\033[0m')
	print ('\033[1;37;44m'+' * * * * * *  '+'\033[0;31;41m'+'                    '+'\033[0m')
	print ('\033[1;37;44m'+'  * * * * * * '+'\033[2;37;47m'+'                    '+'\033[0m')
	print ('\033[1;37;44m'+' * * * * * *  '+'\033[0;31;41m'+'                    '+'\033[0m')
	print ('\033[1;37;44m'+'  * * * * * * '+'\033[2;37;47m'+'                    '+'\033[0m')
	print ('\033[1;37;44m'+' * * * * * *  '+'\033[0;31;41m'+'                    '+'\033[0m')
	print ('\033[2;37;47m'+'                                  '+'\033[0m')
	print ('\033[0;31;41m'+'                                  '+'\033[0m')
	print ('\033[2;37;47m'+'                                  '+'\033[0m')
	print ('\033[0;31;41m'+'                                  '+'\033[0m')
	print ('\033[2;37;47m'+'                                  '+'\033[0m')
	print ('\033[0;31;41m'+'                                  '+'\033[0m')


def pauser(loops):
	loops *= 1000
	while (loops > 0):
		loops -=1
	return


#other_side_effects(nukeouts, ICBMs_in_entire_war, shot_down_ICBMs, chance_of_kessler)
#other_side_effects(nukeouts, ICBMs_in_entire_war, shot_down_ICBMs, chance_of_kessler)
def other_side_effects(nukeouts, ICBMs_in_entire_war, shot_down_ICBMs, chance_of_kessler):

	
	if (chance_of_kessler < 100):
		chance_of_kessler = random.randint(0,shot_down_ICBMs)
	kessler_threshold = 9
#	threshold = 9

	if (debug == "ON"):
		print "shot down ICBMs:",shot_down_ICBMs# BUG (fixed?)! It includes bombed ICBMs with shot down ones
		print "chance of Kessler:",chance_of_kessler
		print "threshold",kessler_threshold
	if (chance_of_kessler > kessler_threshold):	
		print "\n You have been SO GOOD at blowing up enemy ICBMs that the debris"
		print " has crashed into orbiting satellites, blowing them to bits."
		print " The bits have in turn smashed into other satellites, a result of "
		print " which is, we can no longer use our satellites or launch new ones."
		print "\n In fact, space will be inaccessible for many decades, perhaps ";
		print " even centuries, to come. That\'s right, no more Fox News for you!",
#		print ('\033[3;34;43m'+'That\'s right, no more Fox News for you!'+'\033[0m')

	if (shot_down_ICBMs > 0):
		print "\n Also, the plutonium and uranium from the",shot_down_ICBMs,"ICBMs you shot down "
		print " is raining down on Earth, causing environmentalists to become"
		print " upset and slowly giving a few losers cancer. Fake news!"
	if (nukeouts > 0):
		print "\n Even worse, Twitter have banned you for violating their Terms Of Service!"
#		print " "
#		print ('\033[3;34;43m'+' Even worse, Twitter have banned you for violating their Terms Of Service!'+'\033[0m')

	
		
def press_enter():
	try:
		cont = int(input("\n Press ENTER to continue..."))
	except:	
		print "",


def nuclear_explosion():
	print "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
#	print ('\033[6;37;47m'+' ');
	print ('\033[0;37;47m'+'                                  ')	
	print "\n\n\n"
	print ('\033[0;37;47m'+'                                  ')
	print ('\033[2;29;97m'+'                ********')
	print ('\033[2;37;47m'+'               **********')
	print ('\033[1;32;47m'+'              ')
	print ('\033[0;31;47m'+'             *************')
	print ('\033[0;31;47m'+'          ********************')
#	print ('\033[0;31;47m'+'       ************************')
	print ('\033[6;31;47m'+'       ***********'+'\033[6;1;47m'+'**'+'\033[6;2;47m'+'***********')
	print ('\033[6;31;47m'+'      ************'+'\033[6;1;47m'+'****'+'\033[6;2;47m'+'**********')
	print ('\033[6;31;47m'+'     ****************************')
	print ('\033[3;37;47m'+'         *********************')
	print ('\033[2;31;47m'+'                 *****')
	print "                ***** "
	print "           ***   *****   *****"
	print "       ****     *****        ***"		
	print "      *          *****          ** "	
	print "     ***         ****         ***"
	print "        ******  ******   ****** "
	print "              ** ***** **"
	print "                 ****  "
	print "                 ****  "
	print "                 ****  "
	print "                ******  "
	print "     *****************************"		
	print ('    ******************************* '+'\033[0m')
	print "      KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
	print ('\033[0;37;47m'+'                                  ')	
	print ('\033[0;37;47m'+'                                  ')	
	print ('\033[0m')
	



def check_if_out_of_ABMs(number_of_ABMs, number_of_ICBMs, nukeouts):
	if (number_of_ABMs < 0 and number_of_ICBMs >0):

		print ('\033[0;30;41m'+'\t   YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF ABMS!            '+'\033[0m')
		print ('\033[1;33;41m'+'\t Unfortunately, the enemy has not...    '+'\033[0m')

		nukeouts += number_of_ICBMs
		loop = 0
		if (operating_sys == "Windows"):
			pauser (10000)
		else:
			pauser (40000)

		if (number_of_ICBMs > 30):
			while (loop < nukeouts):
				spinner = random.randint (0,(len(cities)))
				spinner -= 1
				city = cities[spinner]
				print "Target #",loop,",",city,":"
				nuclear_explosion()
				loop +=1
				if (operating_sys == "Linux"):	
					pauser(100)
				else:
					pauser (300)
					loop+=10

		else:
			while (loop < nukeouts):
				spinner = random.randint (0,(len(shortlist)))
				spinner -= 1
				city = shortlist[spinner]
				print "Target #",loop,",",city,":"
				nuclear_explosion()
				loop +=1
				pauser(500)			
#		pauser (40000)
#		print "    KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!\n\n ";
		print "   ",nukeouts,
		print "American cities have been destroyed!",
		print ('\033[3;33;40m'+' ')
		print "\n MILLIONS of people are dead, many of whom voted for YOU!"
#		print "DEBUG: Before call: Nukeouts;",nukeouts,"ICBMs in war:",ICBMs_in_entire_war
		other_side_effects(nukeouts, ICBMs_in_entire_war, shot_down_ICBMs, chance_of_kessler)
		print ('\n  Oh, woe, woe, woe is you! It\'s just so UNFAIR and FAKE!'+'\033[0m')
#		print "\n";
		if (nukeouts > 50):
			print ('\033[3;33;40m'+' ')
			print " It gets even worse STILL. Nuclear winter turns the planet into a "
			print " hellish, radioactive iceball. The skies turn black. Nothing can live. "
			print "\n As a result, Mar-A-Lago and your other very fine resorts are completely "
			print " snowed under. Your guests are very cross and demand their money back."
			print " YOU ARE FINANCIALLY RUINED, and because everyone else is dead, there is "
			print " nobody left alive to bail you out."
			print "\n You spend the rest of your life eating baked beans and Spam in a "
			print " very classy nuclear bunker, which very soon smells unbearable. Outside, "
			print " MEXICANS have taken over, cleared all the dead bodies away, and turned"
			print " the USA into a massive ski resort."
			print ('\033[0m')

		print " \t \t GAME OVER \n";
		try:
			cont = int(input("\n Press ENTER to continue"))
		except KeyboardInterrupt:
			quit("You bressed Ctrl-C - bye bye!")
		except:	
			print " Quitting.... ",
			quit();


############################### main_loop ########################################

def main_loop(number_of_ICBMs, enemy_salvoes, number_of_ABMs, nukeouts, misses, hits,ICBMs_in_entire_war,shot_down_ICBMs, ICBMs_bombed):
	shot_down_this_round = 0	
	ICBMs_bombed_this_round = 0
	pauser (100)
	enemy_salvo = random.randint(1,number_of_ICBMs)
	print ('\033[91m'+'\n \t ')
	print "\t *** There are ",enemy_salvo, "ICBMs incoming! ***"
	print (' '+'\033[0m'),
	print "    This is the ",enemy_salvoes,
	if (enemy_salvoes == 1):
		print "st",
	elif (enemy_salvoes == 2):
		print "nd",
	elif (enemy_salvoes == 3):
		print "rd",
	else:
		print "th",
	print "salvo."
	check_if_out_of_ABMs(number_of_ABMs, number_of_ICBMs, nukeouts)	

	print "\n   You have ",number_of_ABMs,
	print "ABMs left."
	number_of_ICBMs -= enemy_salvo

	if (number_of_ICBMs > 0):
		print "\n   Intelligence indicates that They will still have another",number_of_ICBMs
		print "   ICBM(s) left in reserve after this attack."
	while True:
		try:
			ABM_ICBM_ratio = int(input("\n How many ABMs to each ICBM?  >"))
			break
		except KeyboardInterrupt:
			quit("You bressed Ctrl-C - bye bye!")
		except:
			print " Numerals ONLY, please! (sorry Trump, I know you don't like Arabic things, but" 
			print "we really, REALLY need Arabic numerals!)"


	number_of_ICBMs += enemy_salvo   	# Bit of a bodge this

	ABMs_spent = (ABM_ICBM_ratio * enemy_salvo)
#	number_of_ABMs -= ABMs_spent

	enemy_round = enemy_salvo;



	print "\n\n"

	print "*****************************"
	print "*ENEMY MISSILE SALVO BEGINS!*"
	print "*****************************"
	if (fast_mode == "OFF"):
		time.sleep(1)
	while (enemy_salvo > 0):
		time.sleep(2)
		current_target = ""
		print "\n\n"
#		print ('\033[7;30;91m'+'                                         ')
		print ('\033[0;30;41m'+'                                         '+'\033[0m')
		print ('\033[0;30;41m'),
		print "     Missiles left to shoot down:",enemy_salvo,"   ",
		print ('\033[0m')
		print ('\033[0;30;41m'+'                                         '+'\033[0m')

		if (enemy_salvo)<10:
			print " "
		else:
			print ""
		print ('                                         '+'\033[0m')
		ABM_salvo = ABM_ICBM_ratio
		print ('\033[0;30;42m'+'  Firing ABMS... fingers crossed!\t\t\t\t\t\t'+'\033[0m')	# green
		print ('\033[0;30;42m'),
		print "ABMs:",number_of_ABMs,"\tICBMs:",number_of_ICBMs,"\tnukeouts:", nukeouts, "\thits:", hits, "\tmisses:", misses,"\t",

		print ('\033[0m')
#		print ('ABMs:',number_of_ABMs,'  ICBMs:',number_of_ICBMs,'  nukeouts:',nukeouts+'\033[0m')
#		print ('ABMs:',number_of_ABMs,'  ICBMs:',number_of_ICBMs,'  nukeouts:',nukeouts+'\033[0m')
		check_if_out_of_ABMs(number_of_ABMs, number_of_ICBMs, nukeouts)	

		while (ABM_salvo >0):
			if (fast_mode == "OFF"):
				time.sleep(1)
			ABM_salvo -= 1
			number_of_ABMs -= 1
			if (current_target != "HIT"):
				check_if_out_of_ABMs(number_of_ABMs, number_of_ICBMs, nukeouts)
			elif (number_of_ABMs < 0 and current_target == "HIT"): # Obscure bug, gaffa taping it
				print ('\033[7;30;91m'+'\t YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF ABMS AND CANNOT FIRE!'+'\033[0m')
				pauser(200)
				break
			your_ABM = random.randint(0,100)	 
			if (debug == "ON"):
				print "your_ABM:",your_ABM
#			if (your_ABM in range (0,56)):
			if (your_ABM < 56):
				print ('\033[44m'),
				if (current_target == "HIT"):
					pauser (200)
					print "\t\t **** ANOTHER HIT! BING BING BING! **** \t\t\t",
				else:
					pauser (500)
					print "\t\t************  A HIT! BING!  ************\t\t\t",
					shot_down_this_round += 1

				print ('\033[0m')	# back to normal
				hits += 1
				abm_salvo = 0
				current_target = "HIT"
			else:
				print ('\033[0;30;47m'),	# white
				if (current_target == "HIT"):
					pauser (200)
					print "\t     Your missile screams past the cloud of debris!!\t\t\t",
				else:
					pauser (500)
					print "\t   ***** AAAARGH YOU MISSED! ABMS LEFT IN SALVO:",ABM_salvo,"*****\t\t",
				print ('\033[0m')	# back to normal
				misses += 1

		if (number_of_ABMs < 0):	# Obscure bug, 2nd part of fix
			number_of_ABMs = 0	# 
		number_of_ICBMs -= 1
		enemy_salvo -= 1
		if (current_target != "HIT"):
			time.sleep(1)
			spinner = random.randint (0,(len(shortlist)))
			spinner -= 1
			city = shortlist[spinner]
			print "Target:",city,":"
			nuclear_explosion()
			nukeouts += 1
	if (fast_mode == "OFF"):
		time.sleep(1)

#	chance_of_a_chance = random.randint(40,50)	# Chance your guys will bomb enemy ICBMs:50-60%
	chance_of_a_chance = 50				# Make that an even 50%
#	if (debug = "ON"):
#		chance_of_a_chance = 90
	bombing_chance = random.randint(0,100)
	if (debug == "ON"):
		print "chance of a chance:",chance_of_a_chance
		print "Bombing chance",bombing_chance
	if (bombing_chance >chance_of_a_chance and number_of_ICBMs >0 and play_mode == "FUN"):	# Odds that your guys can scramble fast enough
		ICBMs_bombed_this_round = random.randint(1,number_of_ICBMs)
		ICBMs_bombed += ICBMs_bombed_this_round
		number_of_ICBMs -= ICBMs_bombed_this_round
		print ('\033[0m')
		print "\n\n"
		print ('\033[44m'),
		print "************************************************************************"
		print "*  GOOD NEWS: Because you have some great people working on this, your \t*"
		print "*  own forces (which are the very very best of the best) have destroyed\t*"
		print "* ", ICBMs_bombed_this_round, "ICBMs on the ground! God Bless America and our beautiful marines!\t*"
		print "*************************************************************************",
		print ('\033[0m')
		print ('\033[0m')
		press_enter()
	enemy_salvoes +=1
	ABMs_fired_this_round = hits+misses
#	hits_this_round = hits
#	misses_this_round = misses

	shot_down_ICBMs = ICBMs_in_entire_war - number_of_ICBMs
	shot_down_ICBMs -= ICBMs_bombed
	shot_down_ICBMs -= nukeouts

#	shot_down_this_round = (ICBMs_in_entire_war - number_of_ICBMs)
#	shot_down_this_round -= ICBMs_bombed_this_round
#	shot_down_this_round -= nukeouts

	print "\n\n"
	print ('\033[0;30;47m'),	# white
	print "\n ****************************************************************	"
	print " *         POST BATTLE REPORT:\t\t\t\t\t*"
	print " * Total number of enemy missiles:",ICBMs_in_entire_war,"\t\t\t\t*"
	print " * Enemy missiles fired this round:",enemy_round,"\t\t\t\t*"
	print " * Enemy missiles left:",number_of_ICBMs,"\t\t\t\t\t*"
	print " * Enemy missiles shot down (ever):",shot_down_ICBMs,"\t\t\t\t*"# fixed?WRONG (on 2nd round+)
	print " * Enemy missiles shot down (this round):",shot_down_this_round,"\t\t\t*"	 # WRONG (on 2nd round+)
	if (play_mode == "FUN"):
		print " * Enemy missiles destroyed on the ground (ever):", ICBMs_bombed,"\t\t*"
		print " * Enemy missiles destroyed on the ground (this round):", ICBMs_bombed_this_round,"\t*"	
	print " * ABMS left:",number_of_ABMs,"\t\t\t\t\t\t*"
	print " * ABMs fired (this round):",ABMs_fired_this_round,"\t\t\t\t\t*"
	print " * Hits: (this round)",hits,"\t\t\t\t\t*"
	print " * Misses: (this round)",misses,"\t\t\t\t\t*"
	print " * Total cities destroyed:",nukeouts,"\t\t\t\t\t*"
	print " ****************************************************************\n"
#	print "\n Please note that it is possible for more than one ABM to hit a single enemy missile\n"
	print ('\033[0m')	# back to normal
	print "\n\n\n"
	return (number_of_ICBMs, number_of_ABMs, enemy_salvoes, nukeouts, shot_down_ICBMs, ICBMs_bombed)



############################ MAIN PROGRAM #######################################

	


print "\n\n\n\n\n"
mode_input = 9
print "\"Fun\" mode adds the chance of blowing up enemy ICBMs still" 
print "on the ground, unrealistically tipping the odds in your favour"
print " "
print "\"Realistic\" mode is harder. Everything happens too fast for"
print "your d00ds to blow up enemy ICBMs on the ground."
print "\n\n"


print "Choose mode: "
print "1 - fun "
print "2 - realistic"
print "\n "
while (mode_input != 1 and mode_input != 2):
	try:
		mode_input = int(input("Enter 1 or 2 and press Enter to continue >"))
#		break				#This was fucking up the loop
	except KeyboardInterrupt:
		quit("You bressed Ctrl-C - bye bye!")
	except:
		print "Valid inputs are \"1\" and \"2\""

print "mode_input:",mode_input
pauser (400)
if (mode_input == 1):
	print "Fun mode selected! "
	print "There's a 50% chance your d00dz will attack ICBMs on the ground."
	print "(In the event of a real surprise nuclear war, there wouldn't be the time)"
	play_mode = "FUN"

elif (mode_input == 2):
	print "Realistic mode selected. "
	print "ICBMs on the ground won't be attacked."
	print "(you wouldn't have the time in real life)"
	play_mode = "REAL"

countdown = 3
while (countdown > 0):
	time.sleep(1)
	print countdown,
	print "..."
	countdown -=1

print "LET'S HAVE A WAR! (There's too many of us)"
time.sleep(1)

print "\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n"
#russia_threshold = 15
if (debug == "ON"):
	print "odds of Russian attack:",russian_roulette, "/",russia_threshold
print ('\033[91m'+'')
print "\n \t\t Splendid Strike",
print (''+'\033[0m')
print " \tA computer game by Andrew Wade."
print " \t(C) Copyright Andrew Wade 2017"
print "\n You are",
print ('\033[3;34;43m'+' President Donald Trump...'+'\033[0m'),
print ' (sorry) '
print " "
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  It\'s a nice, quiet day. You\'re just discussing the issues of the  '+'\033[0m')
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  day with your fans and trolling losers, Commies and Rocket Man on  '+'\033[0m')
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  Twitter while fiddling around with your special briefcase, when')
print ('  all of a sudden everyone completely loses it! '+'\033[0m')
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'\n  An aide pops his head round the door and tells you in a breathless voice\n '+'\033[0m')
print "\t",
print ('\033[0;30;41m'+'   NUKES!!! COMMIE NUKES COMIN\' TO GET US!! '+'\033[0m')
print "";
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  You run to your desk at the Oval Office, where you had a computer terminal'+'\033[0m')
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  installed that connects you to the missile defence system.'+'\033[0m')
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'\n  This allows YOU to control America\'s defences. You have the best and'+'\033[0m')
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  bigliest defences - and as the smartest, bravest, cleverest person in'+'\033[0m')
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  the whole wide world, YOU are the only one who knows how to beat those '+'\033[0m')
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  dirty Commies and SAVE AMERICA!'+'\033[0m')
if (play_mode == "FUN"):
	print "";
	print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  The men and women of your incredible armed forces have scrambled to find'+'\033[0m')
	print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  the enemy\'s ICBMs still on the ground, and have a 50% chance of nabbing'+'\033[0m')
	print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  them before they can be launched. '+'\033[0m')
#print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'   '+'\033[0m')
#print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'   '+'\033[0m')
print "";
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  Each ABM you fire has a 56% chance of hitting the enemy missiles that are '+'\033[0m')
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  raining down on God\'s Country like dollar bills on a stripper in one of '+'\033[0m')
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  your very classy entertainment resorts. '+'\033[0m')
print ""
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  You can fire these singly or in salvoes, but let me tell you, enemy missiles '+'\033[0m')
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  come in SO DARNED FAST, you have to tell the computer how many ABMs to'+'\033[0m')
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  fire at each enemy ICBM in advance.'+'\033[0m')
print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'\n\t  THE FATE OF THE WORLD IS IN YOUR GIANT, ENORMOUS HANDS!'+'\033[0m')
#print "\n";

try:
	cont = int(input("\n Press ENTER to start the game!"))
except:	
	print "",


print ""
#print "  OK, I hope you're ready... starting in ",
#print "3...",
#Print "2...",


print "\n\n\n"

print "\t\t ******************************"
print "\t\t *",
print ('\033[91m'+' WARNING! MISSILE ALERT!'+'\033[0m'),
#print ('\033[6m'+' WARNING! MISSILE ALERT!'+'\033[0m'),


print " *"
print "\t\t ******************************"
while (number_of_ICBMs > 0):
	(number_of_ICBMs,number_of_ABMs,enemy_salvoes,nukeouts, shot_down_ICBMs, ICBMs_bombed) = main_loop(number_of_ICBMs, enemy_salvoes, number_of_ABMs, nukeouts, misses, hits, ICBMs_in_entire_war, shot_down_ICBMs, ICBMs_bombed)




try:
	cont = int(input("\n Press ENTER to continue"))
except:	
	print "",

if (nukeouts == 0):
	print "\n"
	print "\n"
	print ('\033[1;37;44m'+'\t\t YOU WIN - BIGLY! \t\t')
	american_flag()
	print "\n   YOU WIN AND ARE THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!"
	print "\n Now the missile defence system has been proved"
	print " infallible, you can bomb all those OTHER places "
	print " you don't like! Where's your map and pin?"
	other_side_effects(nukeouts, ICBMs_in_entire_war, shot_down_ICBMs, chance_of_kessler)
	print " ";

	if (russian_roulette > russia_threshold):
		press_enter()
		print "\n\n\n"
		print "\n\n\n\n"
		print "\t\t\t BUT THEN....\n";
		print "\n Your partying is interrupted by the sound of a "
		print ('\033[0;30;41m'+'               VERY LOUD KLAXON!                '+'\033[0m')
		print ""
		print " The ",
		print ('\033[91m'+'BIG RED PHONE'+'\033[0m'),
		print " is ringing. You scoop it up"
		print "  with your massive hands and who should it "
		print " be but YOUR BOSS, Vladimir Putin!"
		print "\n"
		print " He is extremely distraught and yells at you "
		print ""
		print ('\033[0;30;47m'+'  \"What the f*** do you think you\'re doing you '+'\033[0m')#white
		print ('\033[44m'+'   f**ing c*cks*ck*r? I told you - don\'t F*CK  '+'\033[0m')# blue
		print ('\033[0;30;41m'+'         with Mutha Russia!!!!\"                '+'\033[0m'),#red
		print ""
		print " Putin slams the phone down and you look up into "
		print " the panicked face of yet another aide."
		print ""
		print "  \"Mr. President, sir, it seems the Russians "
		print "    mistook our ABM launches for an attack! "
		print "       We gotta get ya to safety sir! \""
		print " "
		print ('\033[3;33;40m'+' \"No time for that, Boy\"'+'\033[0m')+' you growl,',
		print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'\"I\'ll handle this!\"'+'\033[0m')
		print "\n\n"
		press_enter()
		print "\n\n\n\n\n"
		print "\t\t ******************************"
		print "\t\t *",
		print ('\033[91m'+' WARNING! MISSILE ALERT!'+'\033[0m'),
		print " *"
		print "\t\t ******************************"
		shortlist = cities		# Prepare for RUSSIAN MODE
		number_of_ICBMs = random.randint(299,1801)
		ICBMs_in_entire_war = number_of_ICBMs
		enemy_salvoes = 1
		shot_down_ICBMs = 0
		ICBMs_bombed = 0 
		misses = 0
		hits = 0
		while (number_of_ICBMs > 0):
			(number_of_ICBMs,number_of_ABMs,enemy_salvoes,nukeouts, shot_down_ICBMs, ICBMs_bombed) = main_loop(number_of_ICBMs, enemy_salvoes, number_of_ABMs, nukeouts, misses, hits, ICBMs_in_entire_war, shot_down_ICBMs, ICBMs_bombed)
		print "\t\t ****  YOU WIN - AGAIN!!  ****"
		american_flag()
		print "\n  Unbelievably, you beat the odds and won a nuclear war with Russia!"
		print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'  Now you, '+'\033[3;34;43m'+' President Donald Trump '+'\033[40m'),
		print ('\033[3;33;40m'+'have been crowned KING OF THE WORLD!')
		other_side_effects(nukeouts, ICBMs_in_entire_war, shot_down_ICBMs, chance_of_kessler)
		print "\n  As EMPEROR OF EARTH, you get right to work creating your evil dystopia."
		print "\n  Your goons and secret police are everywhere. Dissent is crushed."
		print "\n  The Fake News Media are taken out and shot."
		print "\n  It becomes legal to hunt poor people for sport. They still vote for you,"
		print "  though. (EVERYONE votes for Trump now, whether they want to or not)"
		print "\n  Anyone of Latin American descent is required to wear a sombrero at "
		print "  all times, even in the bath."
		print "\n  Women are forced to participate in beauty pageants."
		print "\n  Muslims are... you don't wanna know."
		print "\n  But, hey! At least there aren't any more of them thar LIBRUL LEETISTS"
		print "  sneering at the working man. Which is good because most of the population"
		print "  is working very hard to build a giant wall in space to keep illegal aliens"
		print "  out of your nice shiny planet, which you have covered in very fine resorts,"
		print "  concentration camps, and giant gold statues of yourself."
		print "\n"
		print "\t\t\t GAME OVER \n\n "
	else:
		print " Best of all, nobody has observed your missiles flying over a "
		print " certain large Eurasian country and concluded that you were "
		print " attacking them. This is a stupendous victory for freedom-"
		print " YOUR freedom to do anything, to anyone, at any time. "
		print " "
		print " Now, nobody will ever laugh at you, or America, ever again. "
		print " Now the dishonest Fake News media will have to shut up."
		print " "
		print " Mainly because you will stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue "
		print " and shoot them if they don't."


else:
	print "\n\t\t  YOU LOSE!"
	print ""
	print ('\033[3;33;40m'+' Well, I hope you\'re pleased with yourself. Only'), nukeouts
	print " American cities have been blown to smithereens. "
	other_side_effects(nukeouts, ICBMs_in_entire_war, shot_down_ICBMs, chance_of_kessler)
	print "\n Of course, North Korea has been reduced to its constituent "
	print " atoms, so there's always that."
	print " "
	print " Still, you'll be able to build some nice hotels and resorts "
	print " once all the dead bodies have been cleared away! "
	print " "	
	print " BTW, some gentlemen from INTERPOL want to talk to you about "
	print " war crimes charges..."
	print "\n They blame YOU for starting the war, for some reason. "
	print " \n \t \t I know, right? Ingrates!"
	print (''+'\033[0m')



#print "\n"

try:
	cont = int(input("\n Press ENTER for the sleeve notes..."))
except:	
	print "",
print ('\033[0;30;47m') # White
print "\n \n  This game was inspired by Ankit Panda and Vipin Narang's article."
#print "  War On The Rocks and Carnegie Endowment For International Peace, "
print " \"Deadly Overconfidence: "
print "Trump Thinks Missile Defenses Work Against North Korea, and That Should Scare You"
print " "
print "\n Read it here:\n https://warontherocks.com/2017/10/deadly-overconfidence-trump-thinks-missile-defenses-work-against-north-korea-and-that-should-scare-you/"
print "\n Or here: \n http://carnegieendowment.org/2017/10/17/deadly-overconfidence-trump-thinks-missile-defenses-work-against-north-korea-and-that-should-scare-you-pub-73451"
print "\n\n"
print "\n Also, see this: https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-a-north-korean-missile-could-accidentally-trigger-a-us-russia-nuclear-war"
print "\n If you have any CONSTRUCTIVE opinions to offer, please contact me via Twitter, "
print "where I go by @andywade"
print "\n\n"
print ('\033[0m') #normal
try:
	cont = int(input("\n Press ENTER to exit..."))
except:	
	print "",

quit()