fix(renovate): reword major version warning [CLK-516942] (#282)

* fix(renovate): reword major version warning [CLK-516942]

* chore: self mutation

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Author: ahammond

renovate.json5

@@ -143,7 +143,11 @@ export module renovateWorkflow {
             {
               matchPackagePrefixes: ['@time-loop/'],
               matchUpdateTypes: ['major'],
-              prBodyNotes: ['# MAJOR VERSION UPDATE', 'Read the release notes!'],
+              prBodyNotes: [
+                '# DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!',
+                "Applying major version updates without understanding what they do has caused outages at ClickUp. Don't be that guy. Read the release notes. The release notes are in a link buried in the rollup below. Sorry, unfortunately Renovate does not offer a reasonable way to expose them here. If in doubt, escalate to CloudPlatform.",
+                'CloudPlatform thanks you for being diligent with your library updates!',
+              ],
             },
           ],