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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" />
<meta name="description" content="Rain's slonksite" />
<meta
name="keywords"
content="slonkazoid, slonking, slonk.ing, Rain, rust blazingly fast, bingus, webdev, cybersecurity"
/>
<meta property="og:title" content="slonksite" />
<meta property="og:description" content="Rain's slonksite" />
<meta property="og:url" content="https://slonk.ing/" />
<meta property="og:image" content="https://slonk.ing/img/favicon.png" />
<title>Rain's slonksite</title>
<link rel="shortcut icon" href="img/favicon.png" type="image/png" />
<link rel="stylesheet" href="style.css" />
</head>
<body>
<main>
<h1>my slonksite</h1>
<p>
hi, i'm Rain, or slonkazoid<br />
i write code and break computers<br />
also see
<a href="https://blog.slonk.ing/"><strong>my blog</strong></a>
</p>
<fieldset id="motd">
<legend>message of the day</legend>
<h3>did you know?</h3>
ubuntu 14
</fieldset>
<h2 id="about">about</h2>
<p>
i have been writing code since i was 10. the first language i learned was c# (with
winforms), and i was really interested in malware analysis. predictably, danooct1
was among my favorite youtubers at the time.<br />
though time changes people, and it has changed me quite a bit. i am still really
into <strong>cybersecurity</strong> and malware analysis, but my
<i>main thing</i> has shifted towards webdev.<br />
nowadays, i specialize in <strong>backend web development</strong> and write web
apps, cli tools, bots, etc. you can find some of my personal projects over at
<a href="projects.html">projects.html</a>.<br />
my favorite languages are <strong>rust</strong> and bash, but i can write
<strong>js/ts, c, c#, go</strong>; and to a lesser extent,
<strong>java</strong> (minecraft modding),
<strong>python, brainfuck, php, and lua</strong>.
</p>
<p>
<strong>learning</strong> new things is one of my passions. every time i want to
learn a new technology, i will try to make a non-trivial starter project in it to
give me a head start.<br />
most of these learner projects serve a purpose, though sometimes, i will make a
<a href="https://git.slonk.ing/slonk/biter">potentionally useless</a>
<a href="https://gitlab.com/hyron-devs/bingus-http">yet involved</a> project just to
learn a new thing or practice my skills.<br />
</p>
<div id="commissions" style="margin-bottom: 1rem" role="paragraph">
<b>accepting software commissions.</b><br />
will write:
<ul style="margin: 0.25rem 0">
<li>websites & webapps</li>
<li>cli & (simple) gui desktop apps</li>
<li>discord, minecraft, whatsapp etc. bots</li>
<li>minecraft mods</li>
<li>(or whatever else really)</li>
</ul>
in a language i am familiar with . not able to do large projects due to reasons
explained in
<a href="https://blog.slonk.ing/posts/2024">my most recent blog post</a>. if you are
unsure about anything, just ask, contact information is
<a href="#contact">below</a>.
</div>
<div>
<details>
<summary>my favorite/go-to web stack is</summary>
<table>
<tr>
<td>programming language</td>
<td><a href="https://www.rust-lang.org/">rust</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>web framework</td>
<td><a href="https://github.com/tokio-rs/axum">axum</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>logging system</td>
<td><a href="https://github.com/tokio-rs/tracing">tracing</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>async runtime</td>
<td>
<a href="https://github.com/tokio-rs/tokio">tokio</a>, and the rest
of the tokio ecosystem
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>templating engine</td>
<td><a href="https://github.com/djc/askama">askama</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>database and driver</td>
<td>
postgresql with
<a href="https://github.com/launchbadge/sqlx">sqlx</a>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>web server</td>
<td><a href="https://www.lighttpd.net/">lighttpd</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>system</td>
<td>linux on arm64</td>
</tr>
</table>
also experienced with handlebars, express.js, mysql & mariadb, sqlite3, nocodb,
electron, ejs, php (7, plain), and i'm always willing to learn.
</details>
</div>
<p>
i also play video games. my all-time favorites are, in no specific order after the
first: team fortress 2, celeste, deep rock galactic, ultrakill, minecraft,
half-life, counter-strike, hyperhell, portal & portal 2.
</p>
<p>
fluent in english (not certified though one could reasonably guess C-level) and
turkish (native). A1 in german. enough to play csgo in russian.
</p>
<p><a href="img/cat/">my cat</a>'s name is karamel.</p>
<fieldset id="contact">
<legend>contact info</legend>
<table>
<tr>
<td>email</td>
<td>slonkazoid [AT] slonk dot ing</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>ssh key</td>
<td>
<details style="display: inline; word-break: break-all">
<summary><a href="id_slonkazoid.pub" download>download</a></summary>
<code
>ssh-ed25519
AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIHVWgaeL8f7Rwh4WzvqJ5DWG9c7wwjpHG5tsOzF7yVVe
slonkazoid</code
><br />
if key this changes, i will make sure to sign the new key with this
one and put it on the
<a href="identity.html">identity page</a>
</details>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>pgp key</td>
<td>see <a href="identity.html">identity.html</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>discord</td>
<td>
<a href="https://discord.com/users/276363003270791168">slonk.ing</a>
(preferred)
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>matrix</td>
<td>
<a href="https://matrix.to/#/@slonk:slonk.ing">@slonk:slonk.ing</a>
(might not see)
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>steam</td>
<td>
<a href="https://steamcommunity.com/id/slonkazoid/">/id/slonkazoid</a>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>fedi</td>
<td><a href="https://donotsta.re/slonk">@[email protected]</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>forgejo</td>
<td><a href="https://git.slonk.ing/slonk">slonk</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>gitlab</td>
<td><a href="https://gitlab.com/slonkazoid">slonkazoid</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>github</td>
<td><a href="https://github.com/slonkazoid">slonkazoid</a></td>
</tr>
</table>
in order of chance of actually reaching me:<br />
discord (99% if you dm me), email (95%), fedi (90%), matrix (80%), steam (60%),
phone (0%)
</fieldset>
<fieldset id="specs">
<legend>specs</legend>
<ul>
<li>
<details>
<summary>main pc</summary>
<table>
<tr>
<td>cpu</td>
<td>Ryzen 5 5600X 6c12t (3.7 GHz base, 4.7 GHz boost)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>ram</td>
<td>32 GB DDR4-3200 (16+16)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>gpu</td>
<td>AMD Radeon RX 6500 XT</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>disk</td>
<td>
1x 1 TB Samsung SSD 990 EVO PCIe Gen4x2 M.2-2280 NVMe (4000
MB/s read/write)
<br />
1x 1 TB ADATA SX8200PNP Gen3x4 M.2-2280 NVMe (3000 MB/s
read/write) (dying)
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>mb</td>
<td>ASUS TUF GAMING B550-PLUS</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>fs</td>
<td>btrfs</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>os</td>
<td>fedora 40 kde</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>comp</td>
<td>kwin</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>panel</td>
<td>
shittiest 1920x1080 144Hz (i run it at 120) VA panel
possible, brought to <strike>you</strike> me by GameBooster
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>rice</td>
<td>
<a href="https://gitlab.com/slonkazoid/dotfiles"
>slonkazoid/dotfiles</a
>
(old)
</td>
</tr>
</table>
</details>
</li>
<li>
<details>
<summary>laptop (what this server runs on)</summary>
<table>
<tr>
<td>model</td>
<td>HP G4 250</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>cpu</td>
<td>Intel Core i5-6200U 2c4t (2.3 GHz base, 2.8 GHz boost)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>ram</td>
<td>8 GB DDR3-1600 (4+4)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>gpu</td>
<td>
Intel HD Graphics 520 (1 GB VRAM + 2 GB shared)
<br />
AMD Radeon R5 M330 (2 GB VRAM) (firmware not loaded)
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>disk</td>
<td>
1x 500 GB Samsung SSD 870 EVO SATA III (500 MB/s read/write)
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>fs</td>
<td>
LUKS+btrfs with <code>compress=zstd:1</code> and TPM
unlocking
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>os</td>
<td>
probably some sort of frankendebian + several debian 12
systemd-machined containers
</td>
</tr>
</table>
</details>
</li>
<li>
<details>
<summary>phone</summary>
<table>
<tr>
<td>model</td>
<td>Xiaomi Mi 10T Lite 5G</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>SoC</td>
<td>good enough</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>ram</td>
<td>4 GB</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>disk</td>
<td>128 GB flash</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>fs</td>
<td>ext4</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>rom</td>
<td><a href="https://lineageos.org/">LineageOS</a></td>
</tr>
</table>
</details>
</li>
<!-- no longer mine
<li>
<details>
<summary>pi</summary>
<table>
<tr>
<td>model</td>
<td>Raspberry Pi 3B</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>cpu</td>
<td>6x Broadcom BCM2835 (base 1.2 GHz)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>ram</td>
<td>1 GB SDRAM</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>disk</td>
<td>32 GB microSD</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>fs</td>
<td>ext4</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>os</td>
<td>Raspbian Lite bookworm armhf</td>
</tr>
</table>
</details>
</li>
-->
<li>
<details>
<!-- prettier-ignore -->
<summary>old phone (what this site <i>was</i> running on, R.I.P)</summary>
<table>
<tr>
<td>model</td>
<td>Xiaomi Redmi 5 Plus 4+64 GB</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>SoC</td>
<td>MSM8953</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>cpu</td>
<td>8x ARM Cortex-A53 (base 2016 MHz)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>ram</td>
<td>4 GB</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>disk</td>
<td>64 GB flash</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>fs</td>
<td>ext4</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>os</td>
<td><a href="https://postmarketos.org/">postmarketOS</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>death</td>
<td><a href="https://is.slonk.ing/">by cat</a></td>
</tr>
</table>
</details>
</li>
</ul>
</fieldset>
<fieldset id="links">
<legend>table of links</legend>
<ul>
<li>
<a href="https://git.slonk.ing/">forgejo instance</a>
</li>
<!-- rip server
<li>
<a href="https://is.slonk.ing/">akkoma instance</a>
</li>
-->
<li>
<a href="xonotic.html">xonotic server</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="projects.html">projects</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="identity.html">identity</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="https://blog.slonk.ing/">blog</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="img/cat/">cat pics</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="https://files.slonk.ing/">bingus-files</a>
</li>
</ul>
</fieldset>
<p>
<b>did you know?</b> this website has a total of 0 bytes of javascript<br />
in my opinion, simple websites like this shouldn't require a powerful system to
render. i want my site to be accessible on an old smartphone, on your 14 year old,
crumbling computer, <code>curl | bat -l html</code>, a nasa supercomputer, and the
sbc you found on the sidewalk.<br />
my other projects do have javascript, and sometimes even require it. do you really
need to react facebook nextjs angular vue csr hydration firebase a personal website,
though?
</p>
<p class="webring">
<a href="https://ring.ssi.fyi/previous?host=slonk.ing">←</a>
<a href="https://ring.ssi.fyi/">ssi webring</a>
<a href="https://ring.ssi.fyi/next?host=slonk.ing">→</a>
</p>
<div class="buttons">
<!-- me -->
<a href="https://slonk.ing/"><img src="img/88x31.apng" alt="slonk" /></a>
<!-- /me -->
<!-- people -->
<a href="https://maggiepi.site/"
><img src="img/maggie.gif" alt="maggie (colon 3)"
/></a>
<a href="https://maira.cc/"><img src="img/maira.gif" alt="maira.cc" /></a>
<a href="https://chxry.github.io/"><img src="img/chxry.gif" alt="chxry" /></a>
<a href="https://fxo.lol/"><img src="img/pandarose.png" alt="pandarose" /></a>
<a href="https://theresnotime.co.uk/"
><img src="img/theresnotime.png" alt="(fox) theresnotime"
/></a>
<a href="https://n3tael.eu.org/"><img src="img/n3tael.gif" alt="n3" /></a>
<a href="https://sophari.org/"
><img src="https://sophari.org/img/sophari.gif" alt="Sophari.org"
/></a>
<a href="https://zvava.org/"><img src="img/zvava.org.png" alt="Zvava.org" /></a>
<a href="https://adryd.com/"><img src="img/adryd.png" alt="(witch hat) adryd" /></a>
<a href="https://softkittypa.ws/"><img src="img/lexi.png" alt="softkitty" /></a>
<a href="https://ezri.pet/"><img src="img/ezri.png" alt="Ezri" /></a>
<a href="https://www.thomasricci.dev/friends"
><img src="https://button.thomasricci.dev" alt="Thomas Ricci"
/></a>
<a href="https://zptr.cc/"><img src="img/zeroptr.png" alt="zptr:~$_" /></a>
<a href="https://haylinmoore.com/"
><img src="img/haylinmoore.png" alt="Haylin"
/></a>
<a href="https://girlboss.ceo/"
><img src="img/june.png" alt="june (strawberry, bone) girlboss.ceo"
/></a>
<a href="https://notfire.cc/"><img src="img/notfire.gif" alt="notfire" /></a>
<!-- from ssi -->
<a href="https://matdoes.dev/retro"
><img src="img/matdoesdev.png" alt="mat does dev! (colon 3)"
/></a>
<a href="https://goldenstack.net/"
><img src="img/golden_stack.png" alt="golden Stack! 1.0"
/></a>
<a href="https://notnite.com/"><img src="img/notnite.png" alt="notnite" /></a>
<a href="https://shrecked.dev/"><img src="img/shwecky.png" alt="shwecky" /></a>
<a href="https://lily.pet/"
><img src="img/lily.png" alt="lily.pet, cat! (points to cat)"
/></a>
<a href="https://kibty.town/"
><img src="img/kibty.town-badge.gif" alt="kibty town"
/></a>
<a href="https://honbra.com/"><img src="img/honbra.png" alt="honbra" /></a>
<a href="https://tufo.dev/"><img src="img/tufo.png" alt="TUFO" /></a>
<a href="https://funtimes909.xyz/"
><img src="img/funtimes909.png" alt="funtimes"
/></a>
<a href="https://jamie.rs/"><img src="img/jamie.png" alt="jamie (heart)" /></a>
<a href="https://maia.crimew.gay/"
><img src="img/maia.crimew.gay.png" alt="maia crimew arson"
/></a>
<a href="https://vea.st/"><img src="img/veast.png" alt="chloe vea.st" /></a>
<a href="https://blog.northernsi.de/"
><img src="img/northernside.png" alt="northernsi.de"
/></a>
<a href="https://rambhat.la/"
><img src="img/towu.png" alt="towu (@theonlywayup)"
/></a>
<a href="https://aubrey.rs/"
><img src="img/aubreyrs.png" alt="(butterfly) aubrey"
/></a>
<a href="https://sylvie.lol/"
><img src="img/aaa-sylvielol.gif" alt="sylvie.lol"
/></a>
<a href="https://redcatho.de/"><img src="img/red.png" alt="red is purple" /></a>
<a href="https://nikolan.xyz/"><img src="img/nikolan.png" alt="nikolan" /></a>
<a href="https://damcraft.de/"><img src="img/dam.gif" alt="dam marquee" /></a>
<a href="https://ammar.win/amr"><img src="img/amr.gif" alt="amr (cat)" /></a>
<!-- /from ssi -->
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<a href="https://ssi.fyi/"><img src="img/ssi.gif" alt="server scanning inc" /></a>
<a href="https://eightyeightthirty.one/"
><img
src="img/eightyeightythirtyone.png"
alt="eightyeightthirty.one"
title="very cool project by notnite"
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<a href="https://www.rust-lang.org/"
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<a href="steam://launch/440"><img src="img/tfnow.gif" alt="team fortress now" /></a>
<a href="steam://launch/70"><img src="img/hl.gif" alt="half-life" /></a>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish"
><img src="img/hatems.gif" alt="i hate microsoft"
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<a href="https://linux.org/"
><img src="img/linuxnow2.gif" alt="linux now! (2.5)"
/></a>
<a href="https://archlinux.org/"
><img src="img/archbtw.png" alt="powered by Arch BTW" title="i use arch btw"
/></a>
<a href="https://debian.org/"
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src="img/debian.gif"
alt="Powered by debian"
title="the server runs alpine, but the reverse proxy runs debian"
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<a href="https://neovim.io/"><img src="img/neovim.gif" alt="made with neovim" /></a>
<a href="https://lynx.invisible-island.net/"
><img src="img/lynxnow.gif" alt="lynx now! (2.5)"
/></a>
<a href="http://links.twibright.com/"
><img src="img/linksbrow.gif" alt="links browser"
/></a>
<a href="https://www.anybrowser.org/"
><img src="img/anybrowser.gif" alt="viewable with any browser"
/></a>
<a href="https://validator.w3.org/"
><img src="img/valid-xhtml10.png" alt="W3C XHTML 1.0 verified"
/></a>
<a href="https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/"
><img src="img/firefox4.gif" alt="tested on firefox"
/></a>
<a href="https://librewolf.net/"
><img src="img/chrome.gif" alt="anything but chrome!"
/></a>
<a href="img/catscape3.gif"
><img src="img/catscape3.gif" alt="catspace meow! (3.0)"
/></a>
<a href="https://ublockorigin.com/"
><img src="img/ublockorigin.png" alt="uBlock Origin NOW!"
/></a>
<a href="https://lineageos.org/"
><img src="img/lineageos.png" alt="LineageOS" title="i made this one!"
/></a>
<a href="https://wikipedia.org/"
><img src="img/wikipedia.gif" alt="support wikipedia"
/></a>
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