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@@@ .*pumpkin spice
WTF is "pumpkin spice"?
Would you like cream on that? How about no.
It's not Autumn, this is not America and I am not a Starbucks.
I don't see any knee-high uggs or yoga pants, so no.
The spice must flow!

@@@ :?\s*(hi|hello|g'day|greetings|hey)
Hey
Yo.
Hola!
Hello
Hi there!
Are you ok?
'sup?
G'day

@@@ :?.*[lL]actose.*[fF]ree
Hey, just a warning. Coffeebot does not know which places have Lactose Free milk. If this place does not this milk, we won't order this coffee (sorry).

@@@ .*hot(?! +cho.*)
Of course it's hot!

@@@ :?\s*who (made|wrote) you\?
Katie did.
Katie did.
Katie did.
Katie did.
Katydid (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tettigoniidae).
Katie the awesome is the maker of all good things.

@@@ .*affogato
Hi Sam!

@@@ .*(-[0-9]|inf)(\s|$)
Are you trying to break me? It's not gonna work.
Trying to be clever are we?

@@@ .*-[0-9]+ sugar
You can't do negative sugars! That's ridiculous.

@@@ .*nan
You do realise that NaN means "Not a Number" right?

@@@ .*earl grey
Make it so!
Engage!
Hot!

@@@ ^\s*:?\s*$
Cat got your tongue?
So... are you gonna order a coffee or not?
Yes?
You rang?
At your service.

@@@ .*drop
That's not going to work.
Why do you even bother?
Nice try, but no cigar.