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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="template.xslt"?>
<page>
<!-- CONTACT INFO-->
<contact>
<name>Lord Darth Vader</name>
<title>Supreme Commander of the Galactic Empire</title>
<photo file='media/darth.jpeg' />
<email>
<address><a mail='mailto://[email protected]'>[email protected]</a></address>
<gpg><a href='https://www.empire.evil/gpg.txt' /></gpg>
</email>
<github><a href='https://github.com/darth'>github.com/darth</a></github>
<twitter><a href='https://twitter.com/darthy'>twitter.com/darthy</a></twitter>
<reddit><a href='https://www.reddit.com/user/darth/'>reddit.com/user/darth</a></reddit>
<linkedin><a href='https://www.linkedin.com/in/dvader/'>linkedin.com/in/dvader</a></linkedin>
</contact>
<!-- COVER -->
<cover>
<p>I am a <b>reliable</b> Sith Lord who always carries out what he starts, even rebuilding from scratch projects destroyed by rebels.</p>
<p>No communication skills, I do work well with others to reach a common purpose and to serve the <b>supreme</b> good.
Tireless, compulsive, maniac of order and success, I find the lack of <b>faith</b> disturbing.</p>
</cover>
<!-- WORK -->
<work>
<experience role='Supreme Commander'>
<company>Galactic Empire</company>
<when>18 BBY - 4 ABY</when>
<job>
<li>Spread fear throughout the galaxy</li>
<li>Extend the power of the Galactic Empire</li>
<li>Hunt rebels</li>
</job>
</experience>
<experience role='CEO and Head of Security'>
<company><a href="http://www.deathstar.com">Death Star Inc.</a></company>
<when>18 BBY - 4 ABY</when>
<job>
<li>Supervised construction of Death Star(TM) mass destruction weapons</li>
<li>Personally slaughtered the squad of rebel soldiers responsible for stealing Death Star I plans</li>
<li>Managed to locate Rebel Alliance’s base through interrogation techniques (including torture and destruction of planets)</li>
<li>Captured well-known smuggler and traitor Han Solo in collaboration with bounty hunter Boba Fett </li>
</job>
</experience>
<experience role='Senior Dark Lord of the Sith'>
<company><a href="https://www.darkside.sith/">Order of the Sith Lords</a></company>
<when>19 BBY</when>
<job>
<li>Destroyed the Jedi Order, leading a legion of clones inside the Jedi Temple and hunting fugitive Jedi</li>
<li>Dealt with Senator Fang Zar on Alderaan</li>
<li>Supervised Wookiee enslavement process on Kashyyyk</li>
</job>
</experience>
</work>
<!-- EDUCATION -->
<education>
<course type='degree' title='Ev.D. Intergalactic Domination'>
<where><a href="https://www.palpatine.com">Palpatine Institute of Dark Side Studies</a></where>
<when>19 BBY</when>
<syllabus>
<li>Intergalactic Strategy</li>
<li>Strategic HR Management and Interrogation Techniques</li>
<li>Exploitation of Labour</li>
<li>Development of Dictatorial Skills</li>
</syllabus>
</course>
<course type='course' title='Lightsaber Advanced Course'>
<cert><a href="https://theforce.jedi/lightsaber/certificates/askywalker.html" /></cert>
<who><a href="https://obiwan.jedi/">Obi-Wan Kenobi</a></who>
<via><a href="https://www.theforce.jedi/lightsaber">Academy of Advanced Jedi Training</a></via>
<when>20 BBY</when>
<syllabus>
<li>Offensive and Defensive Techniques</li>
<li>Integration of the Force in lightsaber combat</li>
</syllabus>
</course>
<course type='degree' title='M.J. Force Power'>
<where><a href="http://www.theforce.jedi">Jedi Order</a>, Coruscant</where>
<when>20 BBY</when>
<syllabus>
<li>Metaphysics and Philosophy of the Force</li>
<li>Ethics and Political Philosophy from the Republic to the Empire</li>
<li>Jedi Order History from the Je'daii Order to Yoda</li>
<li>Aesthetics of the Force</li>
</syllabus>
</course>
<course type='degree' title='B.S. Computer Science'>
<where><a href="http://www.tst.org">Technical school of Tatooine</a>, Outer Rim Territories</where>
<when>34 BBY</when>
<syllabus>
<li>Electrical engineering, Circuits and Electronics, Robotics</li>
<li>Computer Science:
Algorithms, Computer System Engineering,
Cryptography, Databases, Software Engineering, Automata Computability and Complexity,
Computer Networks, Operative Systems, Artificial Intelligence
</li>
<li>Thesis: Reconfiguration of a Protocol Droid</li>
</syllabus>
</course>
</education>
</page>