- serves 6
- 2 hours
- 500g beef mince
- 1/2 glass red wine
- 1 onion
- 1 pepper
- 2 carrots
- mushrooms
- two tins chopped tomatoes
- lasagna sheets
- cheddar cheese
- milk, butter, flour
- worcestershire sauce
- salt, pepper, oregano, basil
- beef stock cube
- marmite (evil)
- finely chop onion
- finely chop pepper
- grate carrots
- chop mushrooms
- fry off the beef mince in a large pan
- throw a splash of red wine in when it starts to brown. this should burn off.
- fry off onion, then add to pan
- fry off pepper, then add to pan
- fry off carrots, then add to pan
- fry off mushrooms, then add to pan
- add the tinned tomatoes, salt and pepper
- add a little water if needed
- add oregano and basil
- crumble red beef stock cube
- add a scoop of marmite
- add a large splash of worcestershire sauce
let simmer for 45 mins to an hour
for best results, be under the influence
- forget to preheat your oven to 180 degrees for later
- in a small pan on low heat, melt two tablespoons of butter
- add two tablespoons of flour and whisk in
- pour a little milk and whisk
- ask your girlfriend to slowly add more and more and more milk until you get a white sauce consistency
- ask your girlfriend to keep grating cheese and adding more milk to keep it not too thick
- cover the bottom of a large dish with a layer of meat
- cover this with lasagna sheets. you may need to snap the corners off to get it to fit
- cover the sheets with a layer of cheese sauce. don't go too thin! it needs to be sealed
- cover the sauce with a layer of meat
- cover this with lasagna sheets. you may need to snap the corners off to get it to fit
- cover the sheets with a layer of cheese sauce. don't go too thin! it needs to be sealed in
- cover the sauce with a layer of meat
- cover this with lasagna sheets. you may need to snap the corners off to get it to fit
- cover the sheets with a layer of cheese sauce. don't go too thin! it needs to be sealed in
- cover the sauce with a layer of meat
- cover this with lasagna sheets. you may need to snap the corners off to get it to fit
- cover the sheets with a layer of cheese sauce. do extra for the last layer, as it'll go crispy in the oven
put it the oven for about 45 mins to an hour - check on it to make sure you don't burn the top
with garlic bread - make sure you and zoë have no idea how to operate the oven!
recipe thanks to my dad