marshmallow.md

One morning, you wake up in a strange room with marshmallows for walls.

These marshmallows are numerous and they look so delicious.

You also seem to be wearing an uncomfortable and restrictive jacket made of leather...

You begin to breakout of the jacket and find a lighter, a fork, and rope.

You have the suspicion that you are being closely watched.

When you look away, a marshmallow hand attempts to grab the lighter.

The realization suddenly dawns upon you the marshmallow is self aware!

Do you:

Grab the lighter first?

make a swing with rope and jacket

Start eating the walls?

realize you are in Minecraft

Try to pull a MacGyver with the lighter, fork and rope?

Quickly run outside and explore?

Light a fire?

dig a hole with your bare hands?

Go back to sleep?

Stay puft?

Dig at the walls with a fork

Invite some friends over?

Look for a way out?

Count the marshmallows?

Begin to dance to pass the time?

You pinch yourself to see whether you are dreaming?

Promise to yourself this is the last time you take hallucinogenic mushrooms?

[Think this is too surreal and decide to try the French version instead?] (../French/feu-de-camp.md)

[Think this is a dream, and jam the fork into your hand to wake up?] (fork-jam/not_dreaming.md)

[Go out and collect mushroom?] (mushroom/collect_mushroom.md)

Make one of those weird marshmallow Jell-O salads?

Begin to sing out of fear?

Go meditate and ponder about your next step?

U will scream out of fear?

Get to work on the best batch of cookies ever made?

Start tying knots on the fork?

Start pondering how you got yourself in a sticky situation?

Create a new jacket out of marshmallows?

Go straight to the solution!

Cook them marshmallows