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<?php require('header.php');?>
<h2>Quotes</h2>
<p>
<i>"Do you think I've gone past Jesus and straight into Rasputin?"</i>
<br>James 12/12/06
</p><p>
<i>"I'm not <b>that</b> easy!"</i>
<br>Ben 14/11/06
</p><p>
<i>"Sandeep, put me down."</i>
<br>Ben 14/11/06
</p><p>
<i>"Open your legs"</i>
<br>Sandeep - several occasions
</p><p>
<i>"...i'm going to press-drill my knob..."</i>
<br>Rik 17/10/06
</p><p>
<i>"Even monastaries must have internet porn."</i>
<br>Rik 17/10/06
</p><p>
<i>"Let call it a day and just have fun with the sheep."</i>
<br>Natasha 15/10/06
</p><p>
<i>"I had a really good night in your sleeping bag."</i>
<br>Natasha 15/10/06
</p><p>
<i>"Two queens and I'm out."</i>
<br>Sandeep 14/10/06
</p><p>
<i>"I've got a huge hole in my bum!"</i>
<br>Liz 14/10/06
</p><p>
<i>"Just stick it all in."</i>
<br>Sandeep 14/10/06
</p><p>
<i>Do I have a dirty bum?"</i>
<br>
Natasha 14/10/06
</p><p>
<i>"Is that a Christmas pudding in your pocket or are you just pleased to see us."</i>
<br>
Marc to Sandeep 14/10/06
</p><p>
<i>"I like it wet all over."</i>
<br>
Natasha 14/10/06
</p>
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