diff --git a/Jokes.md b/Jokes.md
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@@ -1 +1,2 @@
 A man walked into a bar and said ouch.
+as a bar owner myself i find this very offensive
diff --git a/facts.md b/facts.md
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--- a/facts.md
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@@ -1 +1 @@
-What's the best thing about cmu?!! 
+What's the best thing about cmu?!! The work life balance and well rounded people
diff --git a/pets.md b/pets.md
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--- a/pets.md
+++ b/pets.md
@@ -8,3 +8,5 @@ Be like the AVL tree, maintaining balance in your life.
 
 
 - Jasmine Cheng
+
+Bruh Who Dat