diff --git a/bad_jokes.txt b/bad_jokes.txt index 3e88853..72b037d 100644 --- a/bad_jokes.txt +++ b/bad_jokes.txt @@ -1,9 +1,14 @@ -You hear about the farmer who won a nobel prize? +You hear about the farmer who won a Nobel prize? -They said he was just outstanding in his field. -What do airconditioners and computers have in common? - -They dont work well when you run with windows. +What do air-conditioners and computers have in common? + -They dont work well when you run with Windows. Why *didn't* the chicken cross the road? -Because it was chicken! +Why did the chicken cross the road? + -To get to the friendly Python called Guido on the other side! + +When is a door not a door? + -When it's ajar! diff --git a/jabberwocky.txt b/jabberwocky.txt index 2d57346..e944d11 100644 --- a/jabberwocky.txt +++ b/jabberwocky.txt @@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! -He left it dead, and with its _head_ +He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. “And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?