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[
{
"hook": "Why doesn’t James Bond fart in bed?",
"punchline": "Because, it would blow his cover."
},
{
"hook": "How does a computer get drunk?",
"punchline": "It takes screen shots."
},
{
"hook": "Why don't bachelors like Git?",
"punchline": "Because they are afraid to commit."
},
{
"hook": "Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?",
"punchline": "He only ate Brians."
},
{
"hook": "Why can’t skeletons play church music?",
"punchline": "Because they don’t have any organs."
},
{
"hook": "Harry Potter was a programmer",
"punchline": "He is fluent in Python"
},
{
"hook": "Where do baby ghosts go during the day?",
"punchline": "Day scare centers."
},
{
"hook": "What does the vegan zombie say?",
"punchline": "Grains…Grains!"
},
{
"hook": "What do you call a fake noodle?",
"punchline": "An impasta!"
},
{
"hook": "Where does a ghost go on vacation?",
"punchline": "Mali-boo!"
},
{
"hook": "What do you call a snowman that has a tantrum?",
"punchline": "A meltdown"
},
{
"hook": "What do you call a factory that makes OK products?",
"punchline": "Satisfactory"
},
{
"hook": "Why is Peter Pan always flying?",
"punchline": "Because he neverlands"
},
{
"hook": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?",
"punchline": "Ten-tickles"
},
{
"hook": "What did baby corn say to mama corn?",
"punchline": "Where's pop-corn?"
},
{
"hook": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?",
"punchline": "They crack each other up."
},
{
"hook": "Why programmers use dark themes?",
"punchline": "Light attracts bugs."
},
{
"hook": "Why should a triangle never get into an argument with a circle?",
"punchline": "Because its pointless."
},
{
"hook": "Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?",
"punchline": "Because he couldn't see himself doing it."
},
{
"hook": "Knock Knock? Who's there? Figs! Figs who?",
"punchline": "Figs your doorbell"
},
{
"hook": "Knock Knock? Who's there? Boo! Boo who?",
"punchline": "Don't cry, it's only Halloween."
},
{
"hook": "Who won the skeleton beauty contest?",
"punchline": "No body."
},
{
"hook": "What is the scariest tree?",
"punchline": "BamBOO!"
},
{
"hook": "Why can’t a leopard hide? ",
"punchline": "Because he’s always spotted."
},
{
"hook": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?",
"punchline": "An abdominal snowman"
},
{
"hook": "What did one snowman say to the other snowman?",
"punchline": "Do you smell carrots?"
},
{
"hook": "Why can’t you ever run through a campsite?",
"punchline": "You can only ran — it’s always past tents."
},
{
"hook": "What’s the easiest way to burn 1,000 calories?",
"punchline": "Leave the pizza in the oven."
},
{
"hook": "What goes \"oh oh oh\"?",
"punchline": "Santa walking backwards."
},
{
"hook": "Why does Santa have three gardens?",
"punchline": "So he can 'ho ho ho'!"
},
{
"hook": "What kind of medal would Santa Claus win?",
"punchline": "A Noel Prize"
},
{
"hook": "What is a cop's favorite Christmas song?",
"punchline": "Police Navidad"
},
{
"hook": "What Christmas song do they play at the mental hospital?",
"punchline": "Do you see what I see?"
},
{
"hook": "Who claps for Christmas?",
"punchline": "Santapplause."
},
{
"hook": "Why is it so cold at Christmas?",
"punchline": "Because it’s in Decembrrrrrrr."
},
{
"hook": "What do snowmen eat for lunch?",
"punchline": "Icebergers!"
},
{
"hook": "Christmas:",
"punchline": "The time when everyone gets Santamental."
},
{
"hook": "Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.",
"punchline": "Finally, my high school karate lessons paid off"
},
{
"hook": "Air used to be free at the gas station, now it's $1.50. You know why?",
"punchline": "Inflation."
},
{
"hook": "Do you know 10 + 10 & 11 + 11 is same. What is 10 + 10 ? Twenty. What is 11 + 11?",
"punchline": "Twenty too"
},
{
"hook": "There are only 10 kinds of people in this world:",
"punchline": "Those who know binary and those who don’t."
},
{
"hook": "Why did the database administrator leave his wife?",
"punchline": "She had one-to-many relationships."
},
{
"hook": "What’s the second movie about a database engineer called?",
"punchline": "The SQL"
},
{
"hook": "Why did the functions stop calling each other?",
"punchline": "Because they had constant arguments."
},
{
"hook": "2B || !2B",
"punchline": "That’s the question"
},
{
"hook": "If bees start writing software",
"punchline": "Beeware"
},
{
"hook": "I thought I had illegal software in my fridge but then I realized...",
"punchline": "It is open sauce"
},
{
"hook": "Two sql developers walk into a bar & then walk straight out…",
"punchline": "Because there were no tables they could join"
},
{
"hook": "What language is used to program the self driving garbage truck?",
"punchline": "Java, because it already has garbage collection."
},
{
"hook": "Why did the constant break up with the variable?",
"punchline": "Because she changed…"
},
{
"hook": "What is a database programmer’s favourite drink?",
"punchline": "Da-queries"
},
{
"hook": "Why did the database administrator leave his wife?",
"punchline": "She had one-to-many relationships"
},
{
"hook": "Why do they use ‘i’ to loop through an array?",
"punchline": "Because without it, it is terable."
},
{
"hook": "Why do anarchists like functional programming?",
"punchline": "Because it has no state."
},
{
"hook": "How does a programmer determine what music they listen to?",
"punchline": "It must be in C and have a good algo-rythme"
},
{
"hook": "What’s a web developers favourite food?",
"punchline": "Cookies"
},
{
"hook": "Why did the programmer quit his job?",
"punchline": "Because he didn’t get arrays (a raise)"
},
{
"hook": "Knock knock - Who is there?",
"punchline": "Recursion - Knock Knock"
},
{
"hook": "I just found out I’m colorblind.",
"punchline": "The news came out of the purple!"
},
{
"hook": "How do cows stay up to date?",
"punchline": "They read the Moo-spaper."
},
{
"hook": "I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day.",
"punchline": "It’s soda pressing."
},
{
"hook": "What do you call a dog magician?",
"punchline": "A labracadabrador"
},
{
"hook": "How do you count cows?",
"punchline": "With a cowculator"
},
{
"hook": "What is more amazing than a talking dog?",
"punchline": "A spelling bee"
},
{
"hook": "Why are teddy bears never hungry?",
"punchline": "They are always stuffed"
},
{
"hook": "What do ducks put in their soup?",
"punchline": "Quackers."
},
{
"hook": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?",
"punchline": "Bison"
},
{
"hook": "Why aren't elephants allowed on beaches?",
"punchline": "They can’t keep their trunks up"
},
{
"hook": "Why did the fish blush?",
"punchline": "Because it saw the ocean’s bottom."
},
{
"hook": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?",
"punchline": "Because he was always spotted!"
},
{
"hook": "Why did the snake cross the road?",
"punchline": "To get to the other ssssssside!"
},
{
"hook": "Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?",
"punchline": "Of course. Buildings can’t jump"
},
{
"hook": "What do you call a cat that’s in trouble with the police?",
"punchline": "A purr-petrator."
},
{
"hook": "What kind of sports cars do cats drive?",
"punchline": "Fur-arris"
},
{
"hook": "Why was the cow afraid? ",
"punchline": "He was a cow-herd"
},
{
"hook": "What did Mama cow say to Baby cow?",
"punchline": "It’s pasture bedtime."
},
{
"hook": "Did you hear about the guy that invented the knock knock joke?",
"punchline": "He won a Nobel Prize."
},
{
"hook": "Knock Knock. Who's there? I use yah. I use yah who?",
"punchline": "Really? Why? Google is way better."
},
{
"hook": "I tried to tell my dog a knock knock joke.",
"punchline": "But she just started barking."
},
{
"hook": "Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who?",
"punchline": "You’re welcome."
},
{
"hook": "Knock, knock. Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?",
"punchline": "Never mind. It’s pointless."
},
{
"hook": "Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who?",
"punchline": "Luke through the peephole and find out."
},
{
"hook": "Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who?",
"punchline": "Bless you."
},
{
"hook": "Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who?",
"punchline": "Ice cream if you don’t let me in!"
},
{
"hook": "Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dejav. Dejav who?",
"punchline": "Knock, knock."
},
{
"hook": "Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who?",
"punchline": "Nana your business!"
},
{
"hook": "Knock knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who?",
"punchline": "Really? You don’t look like a shoe."
},
{
"hook": "Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?",
"punchline": "Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel."
},
{
"hook": "Knock knock. Who’s there? Horsp. Horsp who?",
"punchline":"Did you just say, “horse poo”?"
},
{
"hook": "Knock knock. Who’s there? Colin. Colin who?",
"punchline":"Colonization! Just kidding, colonizers don’t knock before coming in"
},
{
"hook": "Knock knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who?",
"punchline":"Nah, but I’ll take some almonds if you got them."
},
{
"hook": "Knock knock. Who’s there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who?",
"punchline":"No, cows go MOO!"
},
{
"hook": "Knock knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who?",
"punchline":"Sounds like a party in there!"
},
{
"hook": "Knock knock. Who’s there? Alien. Alien who?",
"punchline":"Alien — wait, how many aliens do you know?"
},
{
"hook": "I don’t often tell Dad jokes.",
"punchline":"But when I do, he laughs"
},
{
"hook": "How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?",
"punchline":"You take away their little brooms."
},
{
"hook": "What does it cost to hire a spy?",
"punchline":"I could tell you, but then I’d have to bill you."
},
{
"hook": "A clown held the door for me today.",
"punchline":"That was a nice jester."
},
{
"hook": "What did one shark say to the other while eating a clown fish?",
"punchline":"This tastes funny."
},
{
"hook": "Where do typists go to have a drink?",
"punchline":"The space bar."
},
{
"hook": "Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?",
"punchline":"It’s a really big dill (deal)"
},
{
"hook": "Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?",
"punchline":"The second hand store."
},
{
"hook": "Why couldn’t Luke find love?",
"punchline":"He was looking in Alderaan places."
},
{
"hook": "What do you call two Han Solos singing together?",
"punchline":"Han duet."
},
{
"hook": "What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?",
"punchline":"May be floss be with you."
},
{
"hook": "How does Darth Vader like his toast?",
"punchline":"On the dark side."
},
{
"hook": "What does Yoda do when he's tired of Luke's questions?",
"punchline":"Ewoks away."
},
{
"hook": "What kind of car is Yoda's favorite?",
"punchline":"A To-Yoda!"
},
{
"hook": "Why was Yoda such a good gardener?",
"punchline":"Because he had green thumb."
},
{
"hook": "Why did Yoda refuse to believe that Obi Wan had a twin?",
"punchline":"Because there can only be Wan Kenobi."
},
{
"hook": "What was Yoda's last name?",
"punchline":"LayHeeHoo…"
},
{
"hook": "Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?",
"punchline":"He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.”"
},
{
"hook": "What does your Canadian friend cooking dinner for you have in common with the Empire from Star Wars?",
"punchline":"Pal-poutine."
},
{
"hook": "How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?",
"punchline":"Since the Sith Grade."
},
{
"hook": "Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?",
"punchline":"He’s a little short."
},
{
"hook": "Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after The Force Awakens?",
"punchline":"It’s now Hans free."
},
{
"hook": "Where do Sith lords go shopping?",
"punchline":"The Darth Maul"
},
{
"hook": "What's Darth Vader's favorite dessert?",
"punchline":"Only one cannoli"
},
{
"hook": "How does Darth Vader eat with a mask on?",
"punchline":"He force feeds himself."
},
{
"hook": "Why doesn't Darth Vader like to eat Ewoks?",
"punchline":"He thinks they're a little Chewie."
},
{
"hook": "How does Darth Vader greet visitors to Disneyland?",
"punchline":"Welcome to the Park side."
},
{
"hook": "Did you know that in the James Bond movies, all the action/risky scenes were performed by agent 0014?",
"punchline":"of course, he was, after all, his stunt double."
},
{
"hook": "Did you know that Vin Diesel only eats two meals a day to keep in shape for making movies?",
"punchline":"Breakfast and breakfurious"
},
{
"hook": "What generation does Forest Gump belong to?",
"punchline":"Gen A"
},
{
"hook": "What is Forest Gump's password for his computer?",
"punchline":"1Forest1"
},
{
"hook": "Harry Potter became vegan...",
"punchline":"Now he only speaks parsleytongue"
},
{
"hook": "What do you call a blind dinosaur?",
"punchline":"Doyouthinkhesaurus"
},
{
"hook": "Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?",
"punchline":"I asked him and he said, \"I still love vista, baby!\""
},
{
"hook": "Ever hear about the movie called \"Constipation\"?",
"punchline":"It never came out."
},
{
"hook": "What's a climate activist's favorite movie?",
"punchline":"Mad at gas car"
},
{
"hook": "Did you see the movie about the hot dog?",
"punchline":"It was an Oscar Wiener"
},
{
"hook": "Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?",
"punchline":"Yeah, it runs in your jeans."
},
{
"hook": "What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?",
"punchline":"Guardians of the Galaxy"
},
{
"hook": "Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?",
"punchline":"Because she will Let it go"
},
{
"hook": "How did Reese eat her ice cream?",
"punchline":"Witherspoon"
},
{
"hook": "On a scale of one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?",
"punchline":"About nine and three quarters"
},
{
"hook": "What do you call it when Batman skips Church?",
"punchline":"Christian Bale"
},
{
"hook": "Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?",
"punchline":"Nobody nose"
},
{
"hook": "I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light-hearted.",
"punchline":"The fifth one was dead Sirius."
},
{
"hook": "What do you call a hobbit party?",
"punchline":"A little get together."
},
{
"hook": "Why are most hobbits good guys?",
"punchline":"Because they don’t look down on people."
},
{
"hook": "I did a Lord of the Rings marathon yesterday….",
"punchline":"I ran 26 miles dressed up as Frodo Baggins!"
},
{
"hook": "R2-D2 was the most vulgar movie character of all time…",
"punchline":"They bleeped out every word he said!"
},
{
"hook": "Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?",
"punchline":"Because in charge of directing, Yoda was."
},
{
"hook": "I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theatre…",
"punchline":"It’s ok though, it still saved me money."
},
{
"hook": "What instrument do fish play?",
"punchline":"The bass guitar"
},
{
"hook": "My ex is a musician. Her musical instrument and I had a lot in common.",
"punchline":"We both got played, constantly."
},
{
"hook": "What kind of instrument does a British person play?",
"punchline":"A UK-lele"
},
{
"hook": "What is the favorite instrument when two sheep get together?",
"punchline":"....a two-baaaaaaaaaaaa"
},
{
"hook": "What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?",
"punchline":"A moo-sician"
},
{
"hook": "What's an avocado's favorite music?",
"punchline":"Guac ‘n’ roll"
},
{
"hook": "What's a golf clubs favorite type of music?",
"punchline":"Swing"
},
{
"hook": "I keep hearing music from the printer",
"punchline":"I think the paper keeps jamming."
},
{
"hook": "Why did the chicken join a band?",
"punchline":"Because he already had drum sticks!"
},
{
"hook": "Why did the chicken join a band?",
"punchline":"Because he already had drum sticks!"
},
{
"hook": "I wrote a song about a tortilla chip.",
"punchline":"Actually, it’s a wrap."
},
{
"hook": "What did yoda say when he saw himself in 4k for the first time?",
"punchline":"HDMI"
},
{
"hook": "Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?",
"punchline":"He was playing by ear."
},
{
"hook": "Why is a piano so hard to open?",
"punchline":"Because the keys are on the inside."
},
{
"hook": "My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.",
"punchline":"But in the end, it doesn’t even matter."
},
{
"hook": "What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?",
"punchline":"Ba-na-na-naaaaa."
},
{
"hook": "What is Beethoven doing now?",
"punchline":"De-composing."
},
{
"hook": "What kind of music are balloons afraid of?",
"punchline":"Pop Music"
},
{
"hook": "What did Jay-Z call his wife before they were married?",
"punchline":"Feyoncé."
},
{
"hook": "What kind of music do bunnies like?",
"punchline":"Hip Hop."
},
{
"hook": "A thief was expelled from music school.",
"punchline":"It was a bit unfair, all he was doing was taking notes."
},
{
"hook": "what kind of music sinks to the bottom of the ocean",
"punchline":"Heavy rock"
},
{
"hook": "What's the best brand of computer for playing pop music?",
"punchline":"A Dell"
},
{
"hook": "What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?",
"punchline":"Rap."
},
{
"hook": "What do you call a lazy man in space?",
"punchline":"A procrastonaut."
},
{
"hook": "Which is older: the moon or the sun?",
"punchline":"The moon, because it can stay out all night."
},
{
"hook": "How does an alien get a haircut?",
"punchline":"Eclipse it. "
},
{
"hook": "Why haven't aliens come to our solar system yet?",
"punchline":"They read the reviews: One star."
},
{
"hook": "Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?",
"punchline":"To find Pluto."
},
{
"hook": "Why didn't the sun go to college?",
"punchline":"Because it already had a million degrees!"
},
{
"hook": "Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?",
"punchline":"It was full!"
},
{
"hook": "Why did the Americans win the space race?",
"punchline":"Because the soviets were Stalin."
},
{
"hook": "How do you throw a space party?",
"punchline":"You planet."
},
{
"hook": "What do you call a tangled rope on International Space Station?",
"punchline":"Astroknot"
},
{
"hook": "What kind of tea you can not have in Space ?",
"punchline":"Gravity."
},
{
"hook": "Why was the star arrested?",
"punchline":"It was a shooting star."
},
{
"hook": "France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past",
"punchline":"That was classic Colognialism."
},
{
"hook": "When my family went to France, I made sure we avoided the Eiffel tower because I was afraid it would suck our blood.",
"punchline":"It is a Paris site."
},
{
"hook": "I asked a French girl if she played videogames, and she said,",
"punchline":"Wii!"
},
{
"hook": "Why do the French eat snails?",
"punchline":"Because they don’t like fast food."
},
{
"hook": "The cheese shop in Lyon was destroyed in the earthquake.",
"punchline":"I know it because all I saw was da-brie."
},
{
"hook": "Did you know that the first French Fries weren't cooked in France?",
"punchline":"They were cooked in Greece"
},
{
"hook": "What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over?",
"punchline":"The I Fell Tower!"
},
{
"hook": "What Athens in Greece",
"punchline":"stays in Greece."
},
{
"hook": "What do you call the Greek version of Spider Man?",
"punchline":"Pita Parker"
},
{
"hook": "My poor knowledge of Greek mythology...",
"punchline":"has always been my Achilles’ elbow."
},
{
"hook": "What is the favourite dessert of Greek chickens?",
"punchline":"BAWK-lava"
},
{
"hook": "Why are Italians so good at making coffee?",
"punchline":"Because they’re good at espresso themselves."
},
{
"hook": "How does the Italian plumber talk to spirits?",
"punchline":"A Luigi board!"
},
{
"hook": "Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?",
"punchline":"He pasta way."
},
{
"hook": "What do you call an Italian with no arms?",
"punchline":"Mute"
},
{
"hook": "What do you call an Italian with a broken arm?",
"punchline":"Speech impediment."
},
{
"hook": "What do you call sick pasta?",
"punchline":"Mac n' sneeze!"
},
{
"hook": "Where does spaghetti go dancing?",
"punchline":"The meatball!"
},
{
"hook": "With climate change coming, economists predict that Canada will soon be the most powerful country in the world.",
"punchline":"And then you all will be sorry."
},
{
"hook": "What is Canada's national board game?",
"punchline":"Sorry"
},
{
"hook": "50% of Canada",
"punchline":"Is the letter A"
},
{
"hook": "You Americans may have the right to bare arms,",
"punchline":"but here in Canada, we can own moose legs."
},
{
"hook": "In America we can bare arms",
"punchline":"But in Canada they can arm bears."
},
{
"hook": "A pizza got cheated on multiple times",
"punchline":"Now it has crust issues."
},
{
"hook": "My Canadian friend eats a bowl of fries, cheese curds and brown gravy every single morning.",
"punchline":"It's just his daily poutine."
},
{
"hook": "What do you call a Tom Cruise movie with a hamburger in it?",
"punchline":"Top Bun."
},
{
"hook": "Two hotdogs are walking down the street",
"punchline":"One suddenly turns to the other and says, \"Mike! Your wiener is showing\""
},
{
"hook": "Whats a hamburger on a motorcyle?",
"punchline":"Fast food"
},
{
"hook": "What do you call cheese that is sad?",
"punchline":"Blue cheese."
},
{
"hook": "Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?",
"punchline":"To make ends meat"
},
{
"hook": "I went to a seafood restaurant and slipped.",
"punchline":"I pulled a mussel."
},
{
"hook": "What are hot dogs called in winter?",
"punchline":"Chilly dogs"
},
{
"hook": "Why do hamburgers go to the gym?",
"punchline":"To get better buns."
},
{
"hook": "What did the grape say when he was squished?",
"punchline":"He let out a little wine"
},
{
"hook": "How do you measure the weight of crackers?",
"punchline":"In grahams"
},
{
"hook": "What vegetables do sailors hate?",
"punchline":"Leeks"
},
{
"hook": "Why are mushrooms invited to parties?",
"punchline":"Because they are such fungis"
},
{
"hook": "If at first you don’t succeed,",
"punchline":"skydiving is not for you!"
},
{
"hook": "What is the hardest thing about skateboarding?",
"punchline":"Concrete."
},
{
"hook": "I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.",
"punchline":"Then it hit me."
},
{
"hook": "What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?",
"punchline":"He waits for it at the next stop."
},
{
"hook": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?",
"punchline":"In case he got a hole in one!"
},
{
"hook": "Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?",
"punchline":"Because she’s always running away from the ball."
},
{
"hook": "How do baseball players stay cool?",
"punchline":"They sit next to the fans."
},
{
"hook": "Where does the majority of a hockey player's salary come from?",
"punchline":"The tooth fairy."
},
{
"hook": "What is the most depressing thing about tennis?",
"punchline":"You’ll never be as good as a wall."
},
{
"hook": "Why are basketball players such messy eaters?",
"punchline":"They’re always dribbling."
},
{
"hook": "How do baseball players keep in touch?",
"punchline":"They touch base every once in a while."
},
{
"hook": "Why did the football coach go to the bank?",
"punchline":"To get his quarter back."
},
{
"hook": "Why are soccer players excellent in Maths?",
"punchline":"They know how to use their heads."
},
{
"hook": "What's the easiest sport to get into?",
"punchline":"Limbo. They don't set the bar very high."
},
{
"hook": "There is only one sport in which I can get a high score.",
"punchline":"It’s golf"
},
{
"hook": "What is cardboard’s favorite sport?",
"punchline":"Boxing."
},
{
"hook": "Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?",
"punchline":"Clubbing"
},
{
"hook": "What is the dwarfs favorite type of cake?",
"punchline":"Shortcake"
},
{
"hook": "I identify as a chocolate bar",
"punchline":"My pronouns are her/shey"
},
{
"hook": "What kind of chocolate does the dryer like?",
"punchline":"Lindt Chocolate"
},
{
"hook": "Did you hear about the magician that had chocolate in his shirt?",
"punchline":"He had some Twix up his sleeve"
},
{
"hook": "Why do ice creams tend to be bad at tennis?",
"punchline":"Because they are always going for the soft serve."
},
{
"hook": "Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?",
"punchline":"Because it was a cough-y (coffee) cake."
},
{
"hook": "What is a jewellers favorite dessert?",
"punchline":"Carat Cake."
},
{
"hook": "What's cake's favourite song?",
"punchline":"'Slice, Slice, Baby'."
},
{
"hook": "How do you spell CANDY with only two letters?",
"punchline":"C and Y."
},
{
"hook": "How do you get Mexican food at the beach.",
"punchline":"Just dig your feet into the sand, then you will have buriedtoes."
},
{
"hook": "What is the best time to eat Mexican food?",
"punchline":"Juan o'clock."
},
{
"hook": "I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night.",
"punchline":"I should have cooked it on Aloha temperature."
},
{
"hook": "How much does Chinese food weigh?",
"punchline":"Wonton"
},
{
"hook": "Why did the can crusher quit his job?",
"punchline":"Because it was soda pressing."
},
{
"hook": "What happens if life gives you melons?",
"punchline":"Your dyslexic"