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 Screw science.
 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Survival. Survival. Survival at this point.
 Hey, what's going on, everybody?
 For First We Feast, I'm Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Ones.
 It's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings.
 And today we're joined by Mark Rober.
 He's the NASA engineer turned YouTube juggernaut whose videos range
 from Carnival Science exposés to building the world's largest super soaker
 to the annual Porch Pirate Glitter Bomb holiday extravaganza.
 He also has a new project on the way called Mark Rober's Revenge Engineers,
 a hidden camera science focused prank show coming soon to Discovery Channel.
 Mark Rober, welcome to the show.
 I hate you. Why am I here?
 It's starting already.
 How are you around spicy food?
 And do you think that there's anything about your science background
 that may give you an edge as you take on the Hot Ones challenge today?
 I know people stand back and say they don't do spicy stuff on the show.
 Like I legit like Taco Bell mild sauce is like pushing it for me.
 Like I won't do the full packet.
 So like I am at an extreme disadvantage in that sense.
 As a man of science, you know, and as a firm believer in the scientific method,
 I will say that I have I brought I brought some gifts
 and I think we're going to try them as we go along.
 And God willing, they are going to help me through this.
 But but we'll see.
 I'm going to get started.
 OK, cool. I'm going on the offensive right here.
 Here we go. Cheers. Cheers. OK.
 Oh, yeah. Now I'm ready.
 OK, now you are kind of my control here, right?
 Like in science, there's a control.
 You've done this, what, like 250 freaking times?
 Yeah, but who's counting? I am. You're crazy. OK.
 So this is the classic garlic Fresno.
 Oh, wait, maybe I can do this. This isn't that bad.
 So as you mentioned in your intro, you're coming soon to Discovery Channel
 with your show Revenge Engineers, a hidden camera prank show that uses science
 and engineering to give bad Samaritans their comeuppance and your style of prank,
 like the wallet drop, for example, kind of shows the duality of human nature.
 Does playing out these thought exercises at such scale?
 Does it make you more optimistic or less optimistic about society as a whole?
 Hmm. That's a good question.
 I think, honestly, I feel like it's like more optimistic.
 I feel like people are surprised that people are more honest than they normally are.
 Now, Porch Pirate package, people stealing that.
 It's like, of course, I'm not going to air the person who walks by
 and doesn't steal the package, right?
 Of course, if you open it, then we reward you with like a pound of freaking glitter
 and an uncharitable amount of fart spray.
 So here's the first thing I do want to try.
 OK, I've just got some petroleum jelly.
 What I want to do is put this on like just your bottom lip.
 OK, I don't know that like creates a barrier.
 Again, there's like control. Don't do it on your upper lip.
 And let's see if we can feel a difference as things go along.
 You know what I mean? OK, here we go.
 For. Oh, there it is.
 There it is a little bit. Little bit.
 I was just about to say something arrogant again, and then it's like.
 Came with a little. OK.
 That's all right. I'm feeling it a little bit more.
 Right. But like already we're way past the point where I would like
 order this at a restaurant.
 Like I would be like, that's too hot.
 I'm not going to order that ever again.
 So before YouTube, you spent seven years at NASA working on a car
 sized rover called Curiosity, which actually successfully landed on Mars
 in August 2012.
 Can you explain to a dummy like me the sort of key breakthroughs
 or things that are learned through rovers like Curiosity
 or Perseverance over the last decade?
 Yeah, I mean, essentially these rovers that we're sending there
 are like scouts for humanity.
 Like in the very near future, we will be we will be a multi-planetary species.
 The first person to step foot on Mars is alive right now.
 It could be you watching this video.
 You could be the first person to step foot on Mars.
 And I just love that thought.
 But before you go to Mars, humans are going to live there.
 We need to know about Mars.
 So part of what they're doing is going to Mars to learn about the history
 and is there water on Mars? Turns out there is.
 And they're finding out what the solar radiation is,
 you know, what the wind levels are and the temperature fluctuations.
 They're gathering information so that we could someday send humans there.
 One of the coolest moments of my life, like the coolest picture
 potentially I've ever seen, just that first really grainy image
 coming back from the rover from a has cam black and white,
 three hundred pixels by three hundred pixels.
 But it just showed like the shadow of the rover on the surface.
 And so, you know, she's in one piece and just we just went nuts.
 The whole place erupted because it's freaking seven years of your life
 of blood, sweat, toil, long hours.
 And to see it like there and it landed and now being excited
 for the signs of return is just like an incredible feeling,
 especially because it could have been a fiery mess, could have been a fiery mess.
 Speaking of, hey, you saw the segue.
 Saw the segue coming.
 Speaking of fiery messes, let's pull out another anecdote.
 OK, this is just good old peanut butter.
 And I'll give you a spoon.
 The idea here is it's a lipid.
 You should kind of coat your mouth a little bit
 beforehand to not allow that capsaicin to like get on those trippy one receptors.
 Let it coat it.
 I am coated.
 OK.
 All right, here we go.
 This is another level.
 Yeah, I can say it's up a little bit.
 Again, would never order this from a restaurant.
 Can we get an update on the squirrels in your backyard?
 Like how's Fat Gus living these days?
 Fat Gus is living the life right now because I'm filming 3.0.
 Oh, it's going to be the Olympics.
 So they're all competing.
 And at this point, they know the drill, you know, because I'll film for about four months with them.
 And then I don't really feed them the rest of the year
 because I don't want them to become dependent on me.
 So at the beginning of filming, when walnuts start coming out again, they're just like, yes.
 And like the squirrels come from everywhere to the chagrin of my neighbors.
 Very likely.
 But yeah, Fat Gus is doing well.
 Thank you for asking. I'll let him know you asked.
 I'm excited about this one.
 OK, this looks new to me.
 This is throat numbing spray, like if you have a sore throat.
 Right. But I mean, if this works, the reason I'm introducing this early is
 we've got what, like seven more to go.
 Right. So maybe you can get a couple of wings out of this.
 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
 You better believe I'm getting this pretty strong.
 We're going from a spray to a swig.
 All right, here we go.
 Just keep it on the right side.
 OK, I counted about seven sprays in there.
 Yeah. Yeah.
 Takes you back to that like kid medicine.
 OK, you ready?
 So this is the Los Calientes Verde.
 Here we go. As a science buff, is there a movie that you have to tip your cap to
 Hollywood and the way that it depicts physics or mechanical engineering?
 I would say and this may be a common answer among engineers, especially working at JPL,
 the Martian and Andy Weir, what he did and the research he did.
 Like, I love that he showed it can be done, actually.
 I mean, the end got a little weird.
 I remember he's like using his glove to like propel himself around in space.
 But like up to that point, like he the man did his research, having worked at JBL,
 like built Rovers like and usually that's the litmus test.
 Right. If the people who are really in the weeds, if they're like, yeah, but but I'm
 like, dude, props, I learned stuff for reading that book.
 Right. So that's the idea.
 Like, that's the gold standard.
 So on this one, we're going to try just a sugar cube.
 Let's do two to just, you know.
 For good measure, for good measure, here you go.
 There's one.
 You catch.
 Good.
 Here we go.
 Yeah.
 OK.
 I mean, as the control, we're doing all right.
 We're doing very good so far.
 Doing good so far.
 I feel like, yeah, obnoxiously overconfident at this point.
 Savest last words.
 Here we go.
 That's a big bite.
 I deserve respect for that, right, Internet?
 What have I done?
 Taste it with the cube.
 OK, now that one sneaks up a little on you.
 But thankfully, we got the cubes.
 We got the cubes.
 And while that cube melts in your mouth, Mark Rober, we have a recurring segment on our
 show called Explain That Gram, where we do a deep dive on our guest's Instagram, pull
 interesting pictures that need more context.
 So we'll pull the picture up over here on the monitor.
 You just tell us the bigger story.
 How big a thrill was it for you to meet Nitro and get ball rifled by the legend himself?
 Amazing.
 And he was like talking trash against me, too.
 Like, you're going down.
 It's like, oh, this is amazing.
 The legend grew up watching that show and for him to come out and we made his tennis
 ball cannon from the show, but like souped it way up in this new like Willy Wonka warehouse
 I built. And to try and avoid it and be like the average Joe from American Gladiators.
 Absolute dream come true.
 How did it feel when you got rifled?
 Because terrible about like this.
 All right. One more for you.
 What's a behind the scenes nugget I can sink my teeth into when it comes to the field goal
 kicking robot? One of my favorite videos on your entire channel.
 So, yeah, we built this robot that can kick field goals like 110 yard field goals.
 And I went up against Matt Prater, who at the time held the record for the world's longest
 field goal kick. What I'll say about Matt Prater and field goal kickers in general this
 day, they don't necessarily kick farther than field kickers, maybe like 20, 30 years ago,
 but there's so much more consistent.
 You can just tell on an eyeball test watching football now.
 Yeah, they're just way, way more consistent.
 And that's what matters for coaches.
 So literally when we were there, he probably kicked something like 40 field goals like
 none of them. Not only they didn't miss, but like if these are the uprights, it was like
 middle 20 percent every time.
 Like that guy is so automatic.
 Like the only time he missed is when we finally got far enough back for my robot.
 Trying to bomb it from 70 yards.
 That's right. And that's where, you know, the robot dominated, of course.
 But I think it's time for the sour cream.
 Again, that's a pre coat.
 We're just going to go straight from the container here.
 Bang, bang. That's how I do it here on Howl Ones.
 Little sour cream for science.
 Mm hmm.
 All right, here we go.
 Oh, there it is. Yeah, there it is.
 I was waiting for it.
 Yeah, it sneaks in.
 But I saw in your eyes almost an excitement to discover it.
 You know, I didn't see a fear.
 I didn't see a fear in your eyes.
 No, no, no, no. It's excitement.
 That's one of my favorite scientific quotes is somewhere something amazing is waiting to be discovered.
 Like that's the excitement of science is like the unknown and answering these questions.
 Like, I love that just in my everyday life.
 I will say that so far there is a noticeable change in the way that the experience is hitting me.
 Interesting. So normally by this point, you're just feeling a little bit more.
 Your brain is more like, yo, you're on fire.
 Blow torches the mouth.
 And then it makes me wonder, though, because this is the other thing I guess you have to think about is like maybe to how much of that is like psychological, you know, like how much how much of a going how much of what's going on right now is like placebo.
 Total placebo.
 You know what? I'm totally cool with that.
 I'll take like the placebo effect is a real thing and I'm in it.
 And you know, what else I've noticed is at this point in the show, typically, if there's someone who is inexperienced with hot sauce, it's you.
 Milk is halfway gone.
 I think because we've been messing around with these other things, it's kind of made that like completely unnecessary so far, which I think is another sign, another piece of evidence.
 I think you're right.
 Yeah, I deserve some credit.
 Yeah. How can you even touch the milk internet?
 Look at that.
 Now we're getting into the cooler.
 Oh, that's where, you know, it gets real.
 I know when Gordon Ramsay come on, he did try like the citrus and that is true.
 That will come back. So the capsaicin is like a base.
 So the citrus is kind of on the opposite end of the pH scale, kind of breaks it down.
 So I took that one step farther.
 So these are like just pure lemon ice cubes.
 Oh, OK.
 You get the cooling effect along with the citrus effect.
 And we'll just plant those right there.
 I'll also I'll pass them over to you once you take a bite.
 OK, so this one is Tyrophine's curse here in the southern spot.
 Oh, I took a big bite there.
 Oh, wow.
 Mm hmm. This one's not weight.
 Just bang it down the front door.
 Right.
 And this, I will say.
 Is where it gets real?
 Very real.
 OK. Wow.
 Mmm.
 Whoa.
 Wow.
 How do you breathe?
 Should I breathe through my nose or mouth?
 Hold on.
 Hold on.
 And then like the sour ice cube
 is kind of kicking off some like teary eyed physiological effects of its own.
 Well, this is true.
 It helps certainly when it's in.
 Yeah. Wow.
 By the way, is it?
 Oh, is it?
 Is it better to chew?
 And. Screw science.
 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
 Survival.
 Survival.
 Survival at this point.
 Is it better to chew and then swallow?
 This is you know, I haven't I haven't I haven't read a book.
 I'm not like you, Mark.
 I don't read books, but I think that like having big chunks of spicy food, I feel like
 that's the that's the cramp starter.
 I like to break it all down.
 That was a significant knee-jerk.
 That was a significant knee-jerk.
 I always see people like trying to touch their eyes.
 I'm like, what morons?
 Why do you touch your eyes?
 But now you understand.
 I want to touch my eyes so bad.
 So earlier this year, you launched the Crunch Labs Build Box, which gives kids the
 opportunity to build a toy step by step using engineering principles.
 And I've heard you make the point that cheap toys have the most clever designs by
 necessity. What's a classic children's toy that you recognize for its STEM ingenuity?
 That the rest of us might take for granted.
 Great question.
 How dare you make me think I'm in these conditions?
 Do you know what makes a Frisbee fly?
 No, but I'm on the edge of my seat.
 This is great. This is amazing.
 So basically, there's two things.
 One is the angle of attack, which, you know, when it flies, it flies a little bit like
 this. So it's bumping into stationary air molecules and basically deflecting up.
 It's like conservation momentum, right?
 It's a reaction.
 Same thing when you put your arm out the window, it goes up and down, right?
 You're bumping into air, which is a fluid, and it's causing it to go up or down.
 That's the first thing. The second one, which is really fascinating, is a thing called the
 Coand effect. You've ever taken a spoon and put it under like running water.
 And when you put a curved spoon in water, it curves around, right?
 All fluids do that.
 The air is a fluid.
 So as this Frisbee flies through the air, you notice it's curved, right?
 Basically, as it passes over the air, all the air then turns and follows the curvature
 down. And basically what's happening is it's throwing air all around it down as it flies
 like a jetpack.
 So like as a Frisbee goes through the air, just like if you're wearing a jetpack, how
 it's like you're pushing air down, which, again, equal abstraction makes you go up.
 A Frisbee is freaking jetpacking itself through the air as it flies by.
 And that's what makes it fly and coast so well, which is amazing.
 If you took the same Frisbee and you had sharp edges, wouldn't fly nearly as well.
 Um, pass me the throw spray.
 Here you go. Yeah, I got you.
 I'm going full mouth.
 There we go.
 We're ready.
 And on this, this ice cream, I think it's a better form of milk.
 OK, here we go.
 It's really not that bad.
 I thought that was going to be way worse.
 You're giving me that wait for it look.
 I'm not sure.
 Oh, there it is.
 There it is.
 That's why I was giving you that look.
 I texted Jimmy on my way over, Jimmy Kimmel.
 He said, you got to eat the whole thing.
 For science, for science.
 And I said, oh, wow, that comes in strong.
 Here, let me give you your ice cream.
 Give me that back.
 I'm going to take a little bit.
 I'm going to clean the bone on this side.
 There you go.
 For science, for science.
 Clean the bone, baby.
 Give me that ice cream.
 Yeah, you've earned it.
 You've earned it.
 And you know what?
 It's amazing that you busted out the ice cream for this wing.
 Can you extol the virtues of eating ice cream with a fork?
 And do you still do that for efficiency?
 A hundred percent.
 If I would have gotten the utensils here, it would have been a fork.
 Good knowledge, by the way.
 The when your ice cream is like really hard, especially if you're using a fork,
 it contacts like there's a smaller amount of surface area.
 Bro, don't ask me to explain science.
 Why have you given me the bomb?
 Until it gets runny, you don't really need like a spoon, so I use a fork.
 Pass me the clothes.
 There you go.
 Yeah, this is actually.
 I think of all the things, this is the most effective.
 Oh, excuse me.
 This is the most.
 And I've never eaten anything this spicy.
 I never will again.
 This is the whole milk ice cubes.
 Oh.
 Oh, mm hmm.
 You have some of those, I mean, oh, these are funky.
 Not the best taste.
 No, but.
 Any port in a storm, any port in the storm.
 So you've been very busy this year, building out a headquarters, launching
 shows, and then saving the ocean one pound of trash at a time through your
 collaborative fundraising effort with Mr.
 Beast Team Seas.
 What was the most eyeopening thing that you learned about water pollution,
 spending time in the Dominican Republic aboard a ship that eats trash?
 The most interesting thing to me there was like, you see just these mountains
 of trash coming down the rivers, right?
 And you're just like, there's a tire, there's a kid's toy, there's a
 mattress, and you're like, what kind of jerk would just pollute a river like this?
 Like that just seems so obviously like not a good thing.
 And so then we took a trip up the river to some of these really poor neighborhoods.
 And the thing is, it's like by no fault of their own, they just don't
 have a place to put this trash.
 They are like living on landfills, right?
 So the Dominican Republic, you know, the government there totally recognizes
 they're working on systemic solutions to this problem.
 In the meantime, you know, Boy on Slat and, you know, the ocean cleanup,
 they've built this trash eating robot as kind of a bandaid fix.
 It's not supposed to be a permanent fix.
 And that's kind of what they say.
 And what we were saying with Team Seas is like, this is just a temporary thing
 until the big problems get solved systemically, this is a stopgap measure.
 And there's nothing they want more that we want more is for
 them to go out of business.
 You know, you don't need this charitable element to suck up this trash as it comes
 down because you're solving it upstream.
 It's just so exciting to see people use clever engineering to solve real
 world problems and to know that I feel like more and more kids are getting
 into STEM, which I think is a good thing for the world.
 All right, Mark Rober.
 Here we go.
 I'm going for it.
 I do feel like because I've been sciencing my way out of this stuff,
 I'm going hard on this last dab.
 Meat off the bone, Jimmy, you're watching.
 We're dabbing.
 We're dabbing.
 You're going to match by dabbing?
 I'm matching.
 That's exactly what I'm looking for.
 Dab for dab.
 Oh, how big of a mistake is this, huh?
 Big mistake.
 You want to recant your thing about not having plane issues?
 I, well, it's your problem.
 I'm going back to the hotel after this.
 Here we go.
 I'm going to the pool.
 Okay.
 Okay.
 Whoa.
 That's a clean bone.
 Oh my God.
 I'm finishing strong.
 Very strong.
 What a sight to behold.
 Mmm.
 Yep.
 I'm going to wait as long as I can before I go to the throat spray.
 That's all right.
 Cause this question, it has a nice long windup, a nice long windup.
 We're closing things out here.
 And I have to say that it was such a treat to binge your channel.
 And I love just seeing the different ways that you trick us into really caring
 about science, using your velociraptor hunting method.
 And as much as I love the greatest hits, like the glitter bomb and the jello pool,
 I'll always, when I'm watching somebody else on YouTube, I'll always be fond of
 the decade plus sort of backwards hat.
 Hey, what's up YouTube kind of era of a creator.
 So with that in mind, I don't know if you remember this, but I have a quarter.
 Amazing.
 And I'm wondering if you remember the way to always flip a tails.
 Yeah, I do.
 I stand up.
 Go ahead.
 Go ahead.
 Still covered.
 We got you.
 Mitch is on it.
 What you do is as you bring your arm up, you turn your thumb a little bit.
 You give it an off axis rotation.
 So it spins like this, right?
 I don't know if you can see that.
 So what happens is heads basically, it's like continuously facing up.
 This works for me every time I have to do a coin flip and I want to
 cheat my way to win.
 So like that is heads, right?
 That is definitely heads.
 So you can just keep, you can flip 10 heads in a row.
 And I can see when you see that hourglass shape in the air, you
 know, it's going to be heads and nobody notices.
 This is why, by the way, I'm big sporting events when they flip it, they let hit
 the ground because otherwise you could grab it and sort of, and sort of get
 that, get the result you want.
 Wow.
 Well, speaking of results, here's what I have to say here at the end.
 Yeah.
 During the whole wing eating thing, I felt like I was in a better place.
 Really?
 After, and I don't know if it's the cumulative effect.
 I don't know if it's that monster dab.
 I feel awful.
 As to, I'm glad the control agrees.
 Cause that's how I feel.
 I will never do this again.
 This is a mistake.
 I don't know why people eat hot sauce.
 Some questions science just can't answer.
 Look at you, Mark Rober taking on the wings of death and living to tell the tale.
 Now there's nothing left to do, but roll out the red carpet for you.
 This camera, this camera, this camera, let the people know what
 you have going on in your life.
 I'm just on YouTube at Mark Rober.
 I got the TV show Revenge Engineers I did on discovery.
 And we just launched the crunch labs, which is basically a box you get every month
 and you make a build alongside me and I teach you to think like an engineer.
 Thank you, dude.
 You're a legend.
 The cameras are off.
 Not rolling.
 Wow.
 What a gauntlet, man.
 What a gauntlet.
 Here comes the birds.
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