From 4e030dd9200ebaf2c87ceb75457298f10071291d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Nico Mexis Date: Thu, 14 Dec 2023 16:32:49 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] Fix order --- achievements.md | 844 ++++++++++++++++++++++++------------------------ 1 file changed, 422 insertions(+), 422 deletions(-) diff --git a/achievements.md b/achievements.md index ff35586..0081696 100644 --- a/achievements.md +++ b/achievements.md @@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ Currently on v7.23 (Android). Name | Description ------------- | ------------- -Wake and bake | Bake 100 cookie in one ascension. +Wake and bake | Bake 1 cookie in one ascension. Making some dough | Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension. So baked right now | Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension. Fledgling bakery | Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension. @@ -27,7 +27,7 @@ Tonight on Hoarders | Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension. Are you gonna eat all that? | Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension. We're gonna need a bigger bakery | Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension. In the mouth of madness | Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
"A cookie is just what we tell each other it is." -Brought to you by the letter 🍪 | Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension. +Brought to you by the letter 🍪 | Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension. The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had | Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension. Set for life | Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. Panic! at Nabisco | Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. @@ -37,6 +37,21 @@ Hungry for more | Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. Feed me, Orteil | Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. And then what? | Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. I think it's safe to say you've got it made | Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. +A sometimes food | Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. +Not enough of a good thing | Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. +Horn of plenty | Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. +Large and in charge | Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. +Absolutely stuffed | Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. +It's only wafer-thin | Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
"Just the one!" +Think big | Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. +Hypersize me | Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. +Max capacity | Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. +Fake it till you bake it | Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. +History in the baking | Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. +What do you get for the baker who has everything | Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. +Bottomless pit | Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. +Rainy day fund | Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. +And a little extra | Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension. Casual baking | Bake 1 cookie per second. Hardcore baking | Bake 10 cookies per second. Steady tasty stream | Bake 100 cookies per second. @@ -50,7 +65,7 @@ Let's never bake again | Bake 10 billion cookies per second. A world filled with cookies | Bake 1 trillion cookies per second. When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour | Bake 10 trillion cookies per second. Fast and delicious | Bake 100 trillion cookies per second. -Cookiehertz: a really, really tasty hertz | Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
"Tastier than a hertz donut, anyway." +Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz | Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
"Tastier than a hertz donut, anyway." Woops, you solved world hunger | Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second. Turbopuns | Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
"Mother Nature will be like "slowwwww dowwwwwn"." Faster menner | Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second. @@ -70,110 +85,289 @@ Green cookies sleep furiously | Bake 10 decillion cookies per second. Leisurely pace | Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second. Hypersonic | Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second. Gotta go fast | Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second. +Bake him away, toys | Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second. +You're #1 so why try harder | Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second. +Haven't even begun to peak | Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second. +What did we even eat before these | Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second. +Heavy flow | Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second. +More you say? | Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second. +Keep going until I say stop | Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second. +But I didn't say stop, did I? | Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second. +With unrivaled fervor | Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second. +I am speed | Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second. +And on and on | Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second. +Everything happens so much | Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second. +I'll rest when I'm dead | Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second. +Can we get much higher | Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second. +Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker) | Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second. +Clicktastic | Make 1,000 cookies from clicking. +Clickathlon | Make 100,000 cookies from clicking. +Clickolympics | Make 10 million cookies from clicking. +Clickorama | Make 1 billion cookies from clicking. +Clickasmic | Make 100 billion cookies from clicking. +Clickageddon | Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking. +Clicknarok | Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking. +Clickastrophe | Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking. +Clickataclysm | Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking. +The ultimate clickdown | Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
"(of ultimate destiny.)" +All the other kids with the pumped up clicks | Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking. +One...more...click... | Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking. +Clickety split | Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking. +Ain't that a click in the head | Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking. +What's not clicking | Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking. +Click | Have 1 cursor. +Double-click | Have 2 cursors. +Mouse wheel | Have 50 cursors. +Of Mice and Men | Have 100 cursors. +The Digital | Have 200 cursors. +Extreme polydactyly | Have 300 cursors. +Dr. T | Have 400 cursors. +Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals | Have 500 cursors. +With her finger and her thumb | Have 600 cursors. +Gotta hand it to you | Have 700 cursors. +The devil's workshop | Have 800 cursors. +All on deck | Have 900 cursors. +A round of applause | Have 1,000 cursors. +Click delegator | Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors. +Finger clickin' good | Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors. +Click (starring Adam Sandler) | Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors. +Just wrong | Sell a grandma. Grandma's cookies | Have 1 grandma. Sloppy kisses | Have 50 grandmas. Retirement home | Have 100 grandmas. +Friend of the ancients | Have 150 grandmas. +Ruler of the ancients | Have 200 grandmas. +The old never bothered me anyway | Have 250 grandmas. +The agemaster | Have 300 grandmas. +To oldly go | Have 350 grandmas. +Aged well | Have 400 grandmas. +101st birthday | Have 450 grandmas. +Defense of the ancients | Have 550 grandmas. +But wait 'til you get older | Have 500 grandmas. +Okay boomer | Have 600 grandmas. +They moistly come at night | Have 650 grandmas. +And now you're even older | Have 700 grandmas. +Gushing grannies | Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas. +Panic at the bingo | Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas. +Frantiquities | Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas. +Elder | Own at least 7 grandma types. +Veteran | Own at least 14 grandma types. Bought the farm | Have 1 farm. Reap what you sow | Have 50 farms. Farm ill | Have 100 farms. -Production chain | Have 1 factory. -Industrial revolution | Have 50 factories. -Global warming | Have 100 factories. +Perfected agriculture | Have 150 farms. +Homegrown | Have 200 farms. +Gardener extraordinaire | Have 250 farms. +Seedy business | Have 300 farms. +You and the beanstalk | Have 350 farms. +Harvest moon | Have 400 farms. +Make like a tree | Have 450 farms. +Sharpest tool in the shed | Have 500 farms. +Overripe | Have 550 farms. +In the green | Have 600 farms. +It's grown on you | Have 650 farms. +Au naturel | Have 700 farms. +I hate manure | Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms. +Rake in the dough | Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms. +Overgrowth | Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms. You know the drill | Have 1 mine. Excavation site | Have 50 mines. Hollow the planet | Have 100 mines. -Expedition | Have 1 shipment. -Galactic highway | Have 50 shipments. -Far far away | Have 100 shipments. -Transmutation | Have 1 alchemy lab. -Transmogrification | Have 50 alchemy labs. -Gold member | Have 100 alchemy labs. -A whole new world | Have 1 portal. -Now you're thinking | Have 50 portals. -Dimensional shift | Have 100 portals. -Time warp | Have 1 time machine. -Alternate timeline | Have 50 time machines. -Rewriting history | Have 100 time machines. -Antibatter | Have 1 antimatter condenser. -Quirky quarks | Have 50 antimatter condensers. -It does matter! | Have 100 antimatter condensers. -Friend of the ancients | Have 150 grandmas. -Ruler of the ancients | Have 200 grandmas. -Perfected agriculture | Have 150 farms. -Ultimate automation | Have 150 factories. Can you dig it | Have 150 mines. -Type II civilization | Have 150 shipments. -Gild wars | Have 150 alchemy labs. -Brain-split | Have 150 portals. -Time duke | Have 150 time machines. -Molecular maestro | Have 150 antimatter condensers. -Lone photon | Have 1 prism. -Dazzling glimmer | Have 50 prisms. -Blinding flash | Have 100 prisms. -Unending glow | Have 150 prisms. -The old never bothered me anyway | Have 250 grandmas. -Homegrown | Have 200 farms. -Technocracy | Have 200 factories. The center of the Earth | Have 200 mines. -We come in peace | Have 200 shipments. -The secrets of the universe | Have 200 alchemy labs. -Realm of the Mad God | Have 200 portals. -Forever and ever | Have 200 time machines. -Walk the planck | Have 200 antimatter condensers. -Rise and shine | Have 200 prisms. +Tectonic ambassador | Have 250 mines. +Freak fracking | Have 300 mines. +Romancing the stone | Have 350 mines. +Mine? | Have 400 mines. +Cave story | Have 450 mines. +Hey now, you're a rock | Have 500 mines. +Rock on | Have 550 mines. +Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way | Have 600 mines. +Don't let the walls cave in on you | Have 650 mines. +Dirt-rich | Have 700 mines. +Never dig down | Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines. +Quarry on | Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines. +Sedimentalism | Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines. +Production chain | Have 1 factory. +Industrial revolution | Have 50 factories. +Global warming | Have 100 factories. +Ultimate automation | Have 150 factories. +Technocracy | Have 200 factories. +Rise of the machines | Have 250 factories. +Modern times | Have 300 factories. +Ex machina | Have 350 factories. +In full gear | Have 400 factories. +In-cog-neato | Have 450 factories. +Break the mold | Have 500 factories. +Self-manmade man | Have 550 factories. +The wheels of progress | Have 600 factories. +Replaced by robots | Have 650 factories. +Bots build bots | Have 700 factories. +The incredible machine | Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories. +Yes I love technology | Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories. +Labor of love | Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories. Pretty penny | Have 1 bank. Fit the bill | Have 50 banks. A loan in the dark | Have 100 banks. Need for greed | Have 150 banks. It's the economy, stupid | Have 200 banks. +Acquire currency | Have 250 banks. +The nerve of war | Have 300 banks. +And I need it now | Have 350 banks. +Treacle tart economics | Have 400 banks. +Save your breath because that's all you've got left | Have 450 banks. +Get the show on, get paid | Have 500 banks. +Checks out | Have 550 banks. +That's rich | Have 600 banks. +Financial prodigy | Have 650 banks.
"Imagine how it would be, to be at the top making cash money." +Getting that bag | Have 700 banks. +Vested interest | Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks. +Paid in full | Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks. +Reverse funnel system | Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks. Your time to shrine | Have 1 temple. Shady sect | Have 50 temples. New-age cult | Have 100 temples. Organized religion | Have 150 temples. Fanaticism | Have 200 temples. +Zealotry | Have 250 temples. +Wololo | Have 300 temples. +Pray on the weak | Have 350 temples. +Holy cookies, grandma! | Have 400 temples. +Vengeful and almighty | Have 450 temples. +My world's on fire, how about yours | Have 500 temples. +Living on a prayer | Have 550 temples. +Preaches and cream | Have 600 temples. +And I will pray to a big god | Have 650 temples. +The leader is good, the leader is great | Have 700 temples. +New world order | Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples. +Church of Cookiology | Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples. +Thus spoke you | Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples. Bewitched | Have 1 wizard tower. The sorcerer's apprentice | Have 50 wizard towers. Charms and enchantments | Have 100 wizard towers. Curses and maledictions | Have 150 wizard towers. Magic kingdom | Have 200 wizard towers. -The agemaster | Have 300 grandmas. -To oldly go | Have 350 grandmas. -Gardener extraordinaire | Have 250 farms. -Tectonic ambassador | Have 250 mines. -Rise of the machines | Have 250 factories. -Acquire currency | Have 250 banks. -Zealotry | Have 250 temples. The wizarding world | Have 250 wizard towers. -Parsec-masher | Have 250 shipments. -The work of a lifetime | Have 250 alchemy labs. -A place lost in time | Have 250 portals. -Heat death | Have 250 time machines. -Microcosm | Have 250 antimatter condensers. -Bright future | Have 250 prisms. -Seedy business | Have 300 farms. -Freak fracking | Have 300 mines. -Modern times | Have 300 factories. -The nerve of war | Have 300 banks. -Wololo | Have 300 temples. And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience | Have 300 wizard towers. -It's not delivery | Have 300 shipments. -Gold, Jerry! Gold! | Have 300 alchemy labs. -Forbidden zone | Have 300 portals. -cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com | Have 300 time machines. -Scientists baffled everywhere | Have 300 antimatter condensers. -Harmony of the spheres | Have 300 prisms. -You and the beanstalk | Have 350 farms. -Romancing the stone | Have 350 mines. -Ex machina | Have 350 factories. -And I need it now | Have 350 banks. -Pray on the weak | Have 350 temples. It's a kind of magic | Have 350 wizard towers. +The Prestige | Have 400 wizard towers.
"(Unrelated to the Cookie Clicker feature of the same name.)" +Spell it out for you | Have 450 wizard towers. +The meteor men beg to differ | Have 500 wizard towers. +Higitus figitus migitus mum | Have 550 wizard towers. +Magic thinking | Have 600 wizard towers. +Shosple Colupis | Have 650 wizard towers. +You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma- | Have 700 wizard towers. +Hocus pocus | Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers. +Too many rabbits, not enough hats | Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers. +Manafest destiny | Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers. +Expedition | Have 1 shipment. +Galactic highway | Have 50 shipments. +Far far away | Have 100 shipments. +Type II civilization | Have 150 shipments. +We come in peace | Have 200 shipments. +Parsec-masher | Have 250 shipments. +It's not delivery | Have 300 shipments. Make it so | Have 350 shipments. +That's just peanuts to space | Have 400 shipments. +Space space space space space | Have 450 shipments.
"It's too far away..." +Only shooting stars | Have 500 shipments. +The incredible journey | Have 550 shipments. +Is there life on Mars? | Have 600 shipments.
"Yes, there is. You're currently using it as filling in experimental flavor prototype #810657." +False vacuum | Have 650 shipments. +Signed, sealed, delivered | Have 700 shipments. +And beyond | Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments. +The most precious cargo | Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments. +Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night | Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments. +Transmutation | Have 1 alchemy lab. +Transmogrification | Have 50 alchemy labs. +Gold member | Have 100 alchemy labs. +Gild wars | Have 150 alchemy labs. +The secrets of the universe | Have 200 alchemy labs. +The work of a lifetime | Have 250 alchemy labs. +Gold, Jerry! Gold! | Have 300 alchemy labs. All that glitters is gold | Have 350 alchemy labs. +Worth its weight in lead | Have 400 alchemy labs. +Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change | Have 450 alchemy labs. +We could all use a little change | Have 500 alchemy labs. +Just a phase | Have 550 alchemy labs. +Bad chemistry | Have 600 alchemy labs. +Metallic taste | Have 650 alchemy labs. +Sugar, spice, and everything nice | Have 700 alchemy labs.
"These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect cookies." +Magnum Opus | Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs. +The Aureate | Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs. +I've got the Midas touch | Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs. +A whole new world | Have 1 portal. +Now you're thinking | Have 50 portals. +Dimensional shift | Have 100 portals. +Brain-split | Have 150 portals. +Realm of the Mad God | Have 200 portals. +A place lost in time | Have 250 portals. +Forbidden zone | Have 300 portals. H̸̷͓̳̳̯̟͕̟͍͍̣͡ḛ̢̦̰̺̮̝͖͖̘̪͉͘͡ ̠̦͕̤̪̝̥̰̠̫̖̣͙̬͘ͅC̨̦̺̩̲̥͉̭͚̜̻̝̣̼͙̮̯̪o̴̡͇̘͎̞̲͇̦̲͞͡m̸̩̺̝̣̹̱͚̬̥̫̳̼̞̘̯͘ͅẹ͇̺̜́̕͢s̶̙̟̱̥̮̯̰̦͓͇͖͖̝͘͘͞ | Have 350 portals. +What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex | Have 400 portals. +Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear | Have 450 portals. +Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb | Have 500 portals. +Don't let me leave, Murph | Have 550 portals. +Reduced to gibbering heaps | Have 600 portals. +Swiss cheese | Have 650 portals. +Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore | Have 700 portals. +With strange eons | Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals. +Ever more hideous | Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals. +Which eternal lie | Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals. +Time warp | Have 1 time machine. +Alternate timeline | Have 50 time machines. +Rewriting history | Have 100 time machines. +Time duke | Have 150 time machines. +Forever and ever | Have 200 time machines. +Heat death | Have 250 time machines. +cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com | Have 300 time machines. Way back then | Have 350 time machines. +Invited to yesterday's party | Have 400 time machines. +Groundhog day | Have 450 time machines. +The years start coming | Have 500 time machines. +Caveman to cosmos | Have 550 time machines. +Back already? | Have 600 time machines. +But the future refused to change | Have 650 time machines. +I only meant to stay a while | Have 700 time machines. +Spacetime jigamaroo | Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines. +Be kind, rewind | Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines. +Déjà vu | Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines. +Antibatter | Have 1 antimatter condenser. +Quirky quarks | Have 50 antimatter condensers. +It does matter! | Have 100 antimatter condensers. +Molecular maestro | Have 150 antimatter condensers. +Walk the planck | Have 200 antimatter condensers. +Microcosm | Have 250 antimatter condensers. +Scientists baffled everywhere | Have 300 antimatter condensers. Exotic matter | Have 350 antimatter condensers. +Downsizing | Have 400 antimatter condensers. +A matter of perspective | Have 450 antimatter condensers. +What a concept | Have 500 antimatter condensers. +Particular tastes | Have 550 antimatter condensers. +Nuclear throne | Have 600 antimatter condensers. +What's the dark matter with you | Have 650 antimatter condensers. +Not 20 years away forever | Have 700 antimatter condensers. +Supermassive | Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. +Infinitesimal | Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. +Powers of Ten | Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. +Lone photon | Have 1 prism. +Dazzling glimmer | Have 50 prisms. +Blinding flash | Have 100 prisms. +Unending glow | Have 150 prisms. +Rise and shine | Have 200 prisms. +Bright future | Have 250 prisms. +Harmony of the spheres | Have 300 prisms. At the end of the tunnel | Have 350 prisms. +My eyes | Have 400 prisms. +Optical illusion | Have 450 prisms. +You'll never shine if you don't glow | Have 500 prisms. +A light snack | Have 550 prisms. +Making light of the situation | Have 600 prisms. +Enlightenment | Have 650 prisms. +Bright side of the Moon | Have 700 prisms. +Praise the sun | Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms. +A still more glorious dawn | Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms. +Now the dark days are gone | Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms. Lucked out | Have 1 chancemaker. What are the odds | Have 50 chancemakers. Grandma needs a new pair of shoes | Have 100 chancemakers. @@ -182,49 +376,16 @@ As luck would have it | Have 200 chancemakers. Ever in your favor | Have 250 chancemakers. Be a lady | Have 300 chancemakers. Dicey business | Have 350 chancemakers. -Aged well | Have 400 grandmas. -101st birthday | Have 450 grandmas. -Defense of the ancients | Have 550 grandmas. -Harvest moon | Have 400 farms. -Mine? | Have 400 mines. -In full gear | Have 400 factories. -Treacle tart economics | Have 400 banks. -Holy cookies, grandma! | Have 400 temples. -The Prestige | Have 400 wizard towers.
"(Unrelated to the Cookie Clicker feature of the same name.)" -That's just peanuts to space | Have 400 shipments. -Worth its weight in lead | Have 400 alchemy labs. -What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex | Have 400 portals. -Invited to yesterday's party | Have 400 time machines. -Downsizing | Have 400 antimatter condensers. -My eyes | Have 400 prisms. Maybe a chance in hell, actually | Have 400 chancemakers. -Make like a tree | Have 450 farms. -Cave story | Have 450 mines. -In-cog-neato | Have 450 factories. -Save your breath because that's all you've got left | Have 450 banks. -Vengeful and almighty | Have 450 temples. -Spell it out for you | Have 450 wizard towers. -Space space space space space | Have 450 shipments.
"It's too far away..." -Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change | Have 450 alchemy labs. -Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear | Have 450 portals. -Groundhog day | Have 450 time machines. -A matter of perspective | Have 450 antimatter condensers. -Optical illusion | Have 450 prisms. Jackpot | Have 450 chancemakers. -But wait 'til you get older | Have 500 grandmas. -Sharpest tool in the shed | Have 500 farms. -Hey now, you're a rock | Have 500 mines. -Break the mold | Have 500 factories. -Get the show on, get paid | Have 500 banks. -My world's on fire, how about yours | Have 500 temples. -The meteor men beg to differ | Have 500 wizard towers. -Only shooting stars | Have 500 shipments. -We could all use a little change | Have 500 alchemy labs. -Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb | Have 500 portals. -The years start coming | Have 500 time machines. -What a concept | Have 500 antimatter condensers. -You'll never shine if you don't glow | Have 500 prisms. You'll never know if you don't go | Have 500 chancemakers. +Tempting fate | Have 550 chancemakers. +Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose. | Have 600 chancemakers. +Never tell me the odds | Have 650 chancemakers. +Riding the Mersenne twister | Have 700 chancemakers. +Fingers crossed | Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers. +Just a statistic | Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers. +Murphy's wild guess | Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers. Self-contained | Have 1 fractal engine. Threw you for a loop | Have 50 fractal engines. The sum of its parts | Have 100 fractal engines. @@ -236,82 +397,107 @@ An example of recursion | Have 350 fractal engines. For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title | Have 400 fractal engines. I'm so meta, even this achievement | Have 450 fractal engines. Never get bored | Have 500 fractal engines. -Click delegator | Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors. -Finger clickin' good | Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors. -Click (starring Adam Sandler) | Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors. -Gushing grannies | Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas. -Panic at the bingo | Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas. -Frantiquities | Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas. -I hate manure | Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms. -Rake in the dough | Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms. -Overgrowth | Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms. -Never dig down | Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines. -Quarry on | Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines. -Sedimentalism | Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines. -The incredible machine | Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories. -Yes I love technology | Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories. -Labor of love | Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories. -Vested interest | Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks. -Paid in full | Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks. -Reverse funnel system | Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks. -New world order | Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples. -Church of Cookiology | Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples. -Thus spoke you | Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples. -Hocus pocus | Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers. -Too many rabbits, not enough hats | Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers. -Manafest destiny | Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers. -And beyond | Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments. -The most precious cargo | Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments. -Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night | Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments. -Magnum Opus | Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs. -The Aureate | Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs. -I've got the Midas touch | Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs. -With strange eons | Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals. -Ever more hideous | Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals. -Which eternal lie | Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals. -Spacetime jigamaroo | Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines. -Be kind, rewind | Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines. -Déjà vu | Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines. -Supermassive | Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. -Infinitesimal | Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. -Powers of Ten | Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. -Praise the sun | Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms. -A still more glorious dawn | Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms. -Now the dark days are gone | Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms. -Fingers crossed | Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers. -Just a statistic | Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers. -Murphy's wild guess | Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers. +Tautological | Have 550 fractal engines. +In and of itself | Have 600 fractal engines. +Blowing an Apollonian gasket | Have 650 fractal engines. +Divide and conquer | Have 700 fractal engines. The needs of the many | Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines. Eating its own | Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines. We must go deeper | Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines. -Click | Have 1 cursor. -Double-click | Have 2 cursors. -Mouse wheel | Have 50 cursors. -Of Mice and Men | Have 100 cursors. -The Digital | Have 200 cursors. -Extreme polydactyly | Have 300 cursors. -Dr. T | Have 400 cursors. -Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals | Have 500 cursors. -With her finger and her thumb | Have 600 cursors. -Gotta hand it to you | Have 700 cursors. -The devil's workshop | Have 800 cursors. -All on deck | Have 900 cursors. -A round of applause | Have 1,000 cursors. -Clicktastic | Make 1,000 cookies from clicking. -Clickathlon | Make 100,000 cookies from clicking. -Clickolympics | Make 10 million cookies from clicking. -Clickorama | Make 1 billion cookies from clicking. -Clickasmic | Make 100 billion cookies from clicking. -Clickageddon | Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking. -Clicknarok | Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking. -Clickastrophe | Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking. -Clickataclysm | Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking. -The ultimate clickdown | Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
"(of ultimate destiny.)" -All the other kids with the pumped up clicks | Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking. -One...more...click... | Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking. -Clickety split | Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking. -Ain't that a click in the head | Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking. -What's not clicking | Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking. +F12 | Have 1 javascript console. +Variable success | Have 50 javascript consoles. +No comments | Have 100 javascript consoles. +Up to code | Have 150 javascript consoles. +Works on my machine | Have 200 javascript consoles. +Technical debt | Have 250 javascript consoles. +Mind your language | Have 300 javascript consoles. +Inconsolable | Have 350 javascript consoles. +Closure | Have 400 javascript consoles. +Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere | Have 450 javascript consoles. +Taking the back streets | Have 500 javascript consoles. +Curly braces | Have 550 javascript consoles.
"Or as the French call them, mustache boxes.
Go well with quotes." +Duck typing | Have 600 javascript consoles.
"Hello, this is a duck typing. Got any grapes?" +Get with the program | Have 650 javascript consoles. +Pebcakes | Have 700 javascript consoles.
"Problem exists in my mouth!" +Inherited prototype | Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles. +A model of document object | Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles. +First-class citizen | Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles. +They'll never know what hit 'em | Have 1 idleverse. +Well-versed | Have 50 idleverses. +Ripe for the picking | Have 100 idleverses. +Unreal | Have 150 idleverses. +Once you've seen one | Have 200 idleverses. +Spoils and plunder | Have 250 idleverses. +Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere | Have 300 idleverses.
"Come watch TV?" +Hyperspace expressway | Have 350 idleverses. +Versatile | Have 400 idleverses. +You are inevitable | Have 450 idleverses. +Away from this place | Have 500 idleverses. +Everywhere at once | Have 550 idleverses. +Reject reality, substitute your own | Have 600 idleverses. +Lost your cosmic marbles | Have 650 idleverses. +Greener on the other sides | Have 700 idleverses. +Fringe | Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses. +Coherence | Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses. +Earth-616 | Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses. +It's big brain time | Have 1 cortex baker. +Just my imagination | Have 50 cortex bakers. +Now there's an idea | Have 100 cortex bakers. +The organ that named itself | Have 150 cortex bakers. +Gyrification | Have 200 cortex bakers. +A trademarked portmanteau of "imagination" and "engineering" | Have 250 cortex bakers. +Mindfulness | Have 300 cortex bakers. +The 10% myth | Have 350 cortex bakers. +Don't think about it too hard | Have 400 cortex bakers. +Though fools seldom differ | Have 450 cortex bakers. +Looking kind of dumb | Have 500 cortex bakers. +A beautiful mind | Have 550 cortex bakers. +Cardinal synapses | Have 600 cortex bakers. +By will alone I set my mind in motion | Have 650 cortex bakers. +Where is my mind | Have 700 cortex bakers. +Positive thinking | Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers. +The thought that counts | Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. +Unthinkable | Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. +My own clone | Have 1 You. +Multiplicity | Have 50 You. +Born for this job | Have 100 You. +Episode II | Have 150 You. +Copy that | Have 200 You. +Life finds a way | Have 250 You. +Overcrowding | Have 300 You. +Strength in numbers | Have 350 You. +Army of me | Have 400 You. +Know thyself | Have 450 You.
"Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and wonder... What is going on inside your head?" +Didn't make sense not to live | Have 500 You. +Genetic bottleneck | Have 550 You. +Despite everything, it's still you | Have 600 You. +Everyone everywhere all at once | Have 650 You. +Introspection | Have 700 You. +Self-made | Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You. +Reproducible results | Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You. +That's all you | Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You. +Builder | Own 100 buildings. +Architect | Own 500 buildings. +Engineer | Own 1,000 buildings. +Lord of Constructs | Own 2,000 buildings. +Grand design | Own 5,000 buildings. +Ecumenopolis | Own 7,500 buildings. +Myriad | Own 10,000 buildings. +Enhancer | Purchase 20 upgrades. +Augmenter | Purchase 50 upgrades. +Upgrader | Purchase 100 upgrades. +Lord of Progress | Purchase 200 upgrades. +Polymath | Own 300 upgrades and 3,000 buildings. +Renaissance baker | Own 400 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. +The full picture | Purchase 300 upgrades. +When there's nothing left to add | Purchase 400 upgrades. +Kaizen | Purchase 500 upgrades. +Beyond quality | Purchase 600 upgrades. +Oft we mar what's well | Purchase 700 upgrades. +The elder scrolls | Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors. +One with everything | Have at least 1 of every building. +Mathematician | Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128). +Base 10 | Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on. Centennial | Have at least 100 of everything. Centennial and a half | Have at least 150 of everything. Bicentennial | Have at least 200 of everything. @@ -321,255 +507,69 @@ Tricentennial and a half | Have at least 350 of everything. Quadricentennial | Have at least 400 of everything. Quadricentennial and a half | Have at least 450 of everything. Quincentennial | Have at least 500 of everything. +Quincentennial and a half | Have at least 550 of everything. +Sexcentennial | Have at least 600 of everything. +Sexcentennial and a half | Have at least 650 of everything. +Septcentennial | Have at least 700 of everything. Golden cookie | Click a golden cookie. Lucky cookie | Click 7 golden cookies. A stroke of luck | Click 27 golden cookies. Fortune | Click 77 golden cookies. Leprechaun | Click 777 golden cookies. Black cat's paw | Click 7,777 golden cookies. -Just wrong | Sell a grandma. -Elder | Own at least 7 grandma types. -Veteran | Own at least 14 grandma types. +Early bird | Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns. +Fading luck | Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies. +Jellicles | Own 10 kitten upgrades. +Cookie-dunker | Dislodge the cookie, then dunk it into the milk.
Unlocks the Dislodge cookie setting. +Here you go | Tap this achievement's slot. +Olden days | Find the forgotten madeleine. +Grandmapocalypse | Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time. +Wrath cookie | Click a wrath cookie. Elder nap | Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. Elder slumber | Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. Elder calm | Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. +Wrinkler poker | Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it. Itchscratcher | Burst 1 wrinkler. Wrinklesquisher | Burst 50 wrinklers. Moistburster | Burst 200 wrinklers. -Last Chance to See [SHADOW] | Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler. -Early bird [SHADOW] | Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns. -Fading luck [SHADOW] | Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies. -Builder [SHADOW] | Own 100 buildings. -Architect [SHADOW] | Own 500 buildings. -Engineer [SHADOW] | Own 1,000 buildings. -Lord of Constructs [SHADOW] | Own 2,000 buildings. -Grand design [SHADOW] | Own 5,000 buildings. -Ecumenopolis [SHADOW] | Own 7,500 buildings. -Myriad [SHADOW] | Own 10,000 buildings. -Enhancer [SHADOW] | Purchase 20 upgrades. -Augmenter [SHADOW] | Purchase 50 upgrades. -Upgrader [SHADOW] | Purchase 100 upgrades. -Lord of Progress [SHADOW] | Purchase 200 upgrades. -The full picture [SHADOW] | Purchase 300 upgrades. -When there's nothing left to add [SHADOW] | Purchase 400 upgrades. -Kaizen [SHADOW] | Purchase 500 upgrades. -Beyond quality [SHADOW] | Purchase 600 upgrades. -Oft we mar what's well [SHADOW] | Purchase 700 upgrades. -Polymath [SHADOW] | Own 300 upgrades and 3,000 buildings. -Renaissance baker [SHADOW] | Own 400 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. -The elder scrolls [SHADOW] | Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors. -One with everything [SHADOW] | Have at least 1 of every building. -Mathematician [SHADOW] | Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128). -Base 10 [SHADOW] | Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on. -Rebirth [SHADOW] | Ascend at least once. -Resurrection [SHADOW] | Ascend 10 times. -Reincarnation [SHADOW] | Ascend 100 times. +Spooky cookies | Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Owning this achievement makes Halloween-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs. +Coming to town | Reach Santa's 7th form. +All hail Santa | Reach Santa's final form. +Let it snow | Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Owning this achievement makes Christmas-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs. +Oh deer | Pop 1 reindeer. +Sleigh of hand | Pop 50 reindeer. +Reindeer sleigher | Pop 200 reindeer. +Eldeer | Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy. +Lovely cookies | Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie. +The hunt is on | Unlock 1 egg. +Egging on | Unlock 7 eggs. +Mass Easteria | Unlock 14 eggs. +Hide & seek champion | Unlock all the eggs.
Owning this achievement makes eggs drop more frequently in future playthroughs. +Rebirth | Ascend at least once. +Resurrection | Ascend 10 times. +Reincarnation | Ascend 100 times. +Sacrifice | Ascend with 1 million cookies baked. +Oblivion | Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked. +From scratch | Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked. +Nihilism | Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. +Dematerialize | Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. +Nil zero zilch | Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. +Transcendence | Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. +Obliterate | Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. +Negative void | Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. +To crumbs, you say? | Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. +You get nothing | Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. +Humble rebeginnings | Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. +The end of the world | Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. +Oh, you're back | Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. +Lazarus | Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. +Smurf account | Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. +If at first you don't succeed | Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. +No more room in hell | Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked. +Wholesome | Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power. +O Fortuna | Own every fortune upgrade.
Owning this achievement makes fortunes appear twice as often; unlocked fortune upgrades also have a 40% chance to carry over after ascending. +You win a cookie | This is for baking 100 trillion cookies and making it on the local news. Endless cycle [SHADOW] | Ascend 1,000 times. -Sacrifice [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 million cookies baked. -Oblivion [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked. -From scratch [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked. -Nihilism [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. -Dematerialize [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. -Nil zero zilch [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. -Transcendence [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. -Obliterate [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. -Negative void [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. -To crumbs, you say? [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. -You get nothing [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. -Humble rebeginnings [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. -The end of the world [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. -Oh, you're back [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. -Lazarus [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. -Smurf account [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. -If at first you don't succeed [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. -No more room in hell [SHADOW] | Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked. When the cookies ascend just right [SHADOW] | Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies. -Wholesome [SHADOW] | Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power. -Okay boomer [SHADOW] | Have 600 grandmas. -They moistly come at night [SHADOW] | Have 650 grandmas. -And now you're even older [SHADOW] | Have 700 grandmas. -Overripe [SHADOW] | Have 550 farms. -In the green [SHADOW] | Have 600 farms. -It's grown on you [SHADOW] | Have 650 farms. -Au naturel [SHADOW] | Have 700 farms. -Rock on [SHADOW] | Have 550 mines. -Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way [SHADOW] | Have 600 mines. -Don't let the walls cave in on you [SHADOW] | Have 650 mines. -Dirt-rich [SHADOW] | Have 700 mines. -Self-manmade man [SHADOW] | Have 550 factories. -The wheels of progress [SHADOW] | Have 600 factories. -Replaced by robots [SHADOW] | Have 650 factories. -Bots build bots [SHADOW] | Have 700 factories. -Checks out [SHADOW] | Have 550 banks. -That's rich [SHADOW] | Have 600 banks. -Financial prodigy [SHADOW] | Have 650 banks.
"Imagine how it would be, to be at the top making cash money." -Getting that bag [SHADOW] | Have 700 banks. -Living on a prayer [SHADOW] | Have 550 temples. -Preaches and cream [SHADOW] | Have 600 temples. -And I will pray to a big god [SHADOW] | Have 650 temples. -The leader is good, the leader is great [SHADOW] | Have 700 temples. -Higitus figitus migitus mum [SHADOW] | Have 550 wizard towers. -Magic thinking [SHADOW] | Have 600 wizard towers. -Shosple Colupis [SHADOW] | Have 650 wizard towers. -You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma- [SHADOW] | Have 700 wizard towers. -The incredible journey [SHADOW] | Have 550 shipments. -Is there life on Mars? [SHADOW] | Have 600 shipments.
"Yes, there is. You're currently using it as filling in experimental flavor prototype #810657." -False vacuum [SHADOW] | Have 650 shipments. -Signed, sealed, delivered [SHADOW] | Have 700 shipments. -Just a phase [SHADOW] | Have 550 alchemy labs. -Bad chemistry [SHADOW] | Have 600 alchemy labs. -Metallic taste [SHADOW] | Have 650 alchemy labs. -Sugar, spice, and everything nice [SHADOW] | Have 700 alchemy labs.
"These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect cookies." -Don't let me leave, Murph [SHADOW] | Have 550 portals. -Reduced to gibbering heaps [SHADOW] | Have 600 portals. -Swiss cheese [SHADOW] | Have 650 portals. -Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore [SHADOW] | Have 700 portals. -Caveman to cosmos [SHADOW] | Have 550 time machines. -Back already? [SHADOW] | Have 600 time machines. -But the future refused to change [SHADOW] | Have 650 time machines. -I only meant to stay a while [SHADOW] | Have 700 time machines. -Particular tastes [SHADOW] | Have 550 antimatter condensers. -Nuclear throne [SHADOW] | Have 600 antimatter condensers. -What's the dark matter with you [SHADOW] | Have 650 antimatter condensers. -Not 20 years away forever [SHADOW] | Have 700 antimatter condensers. -A light snack [SHADOW] | Have 550 prisms. -Making light of the situation [SHADOW] | Have 600 prisms. -Enlightenment [SHADOW] | Have 650 prisms. -Bright side of the Moon [SHADOW] | Have 700 prisms. -Tempting fate [SHADOW] | Have 550 chancemakers. -Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose. [SHADOW] | Have 600 chancemakers. -Never tell me the odds [SHADOW] | Have 650 chancemakers. -Riding the Mersenne twister [SHADOW] | Have 700 chancemakers. -Tautological [SHADOW] | Have 550 fractal engines. -In and of itself [SHADOW] | Have 600 fractal engines. -Blowing an Apollonian gasket [SHADOW] | Have 650 fractal engines. -Divide and conquer [SHADOW] | Have 700 fractal engines. -F12 [SHADOW] | Have 1 javascript console. -Variable success [SHADOW] | Have 50 javascript consoles. -No comments [SHADOW] | Have 100 javascript consoles. -Up to code [SHADOW] | Have 150 javascript consoles. -Works on my machine [SHADOW] | Have 200 javascript consoles. -Technical debt [SHADOW] | Have 250 javascript consoles. -Mind your language [SHADOW] | Have 300 javascript consoles. -Inconsolable [SHADOW] | Have 350 javascript consoles. -Closure [SHADOW] | Have 400 javascript consoles. -Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere [SHADOW] | Have 450 javascript consoles. -Taking the back streets [SHADOW] | Have 500 javascript consoles. -Curly braces [SHADOW] | Have 550 javascript consoles.
"Or as the French call them, mustache boxes.
Go well with quotes." -Duck typing [SHADOW] | Have 600 javascript consoles.
"Hello, this is a duck typing. Got any grapes?" -Get with the program [SHADOW] | Have 650 javascript consoles. -Pebcakes [SHADOW] | Have 700 javascript consoles.
"Problem exists in my mouth!" -They'll never know what hit 'em [SHADOW] | Have 1 idleverse. -Well-versed [SHADOW] | Have 50 idleverses. -Ripe for the picking [SHADOW] | Have 100 idleverses. -Unreal [SHADOW] | Have 150 idleverses. -Once you've seen one [SHADOW] | Have 200 idleverses. -Spoils and plunder [SHADOW] | Have 250 idleverses. -Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere [SHADOW] | Have 300 idleverses.
"Come watch TV?" -Hyperspace expressway [SHADOW] | Have 350 idleverses. -Versatile [SHADOW] | Have 400 idleverses. -You are inevitable [SHADOW] | Have 450 idleverses. -Away from this place [SHADOW] | Have 500 idleverses. -Everywhere at once [SHADOW] | Have 550 idleverses. -Reject reality, substitute your own [SHADOW] | Have 600 idleverses. -Lost your cosmic marbles [SHADOW] | Have 650 idleverses. -Greener on the other sides [SHADOW] | Have 700 idleverses. -It's big brain time [SHADOW] | Have 1 cortex baker. -Just my imagination [SHADOW] | Have 50 cortex bakers. -Now there's an idea [SHADOW] | Have 100 cortex bakers. -The organ that named itself [SHADOW] | Have 150 cortex bakers. -Gyrification [SHADOW] | Have 200 cortex bakers. -A trademarked portmanteau of "imagination" and "engineering" [SHADOW] | Have 250 cortex bakers. -Mindfulness [SHADOW] | Have 300 cortex bakers. -The 10% myth [SHADOW] | Have 350 cortex bakers. -Don't think about it too hard [SHADOW] | Have 400 cortex bakers. -Though fools seldom differ [SHADOW] | Have 450 cortex bakers. -Looking kind of dumb [SHADOW] | Have 500 cortex bakers. -A beautiful mind [SHADOW] | Have 550 cortex bakers. -Cardinal synapses [SHADOW] | Have 600 cortex bakers. -By will alone I set my mind in motion [SHADOW] | Have 650 cortex bakers. -Where is my mind [SHADOW] | Have 700 cortex bakers. -My own clone [SHADOW] | Have 1 You. -Multiplicity [SHADOW] | Have 50 You. -Born for this job [SHADOW] | Have 100 You. -Episode II [SHADOW] | Have 150 You. -Copy that [SHADOW] | Have 200 You. -Life finds a way [SHADOW] | Have 250 You. -Overcrowding [SHADOW] | Have 300 You. -Strength in numbers [SHADOW] | Have 350 You. -Army of me [SHADOW] | Have 400 You. -Know thyself [SHADOW] | Have 450 You.
"Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and wonder... What is going on inside your head?" -Didn't make sense not to live [SHADOW] | Have 500 You. -Genetic bottleneck [SHADOW] | Have 550 You. -Despite everything, it's still you [SHADOW] | Have 600 You. -Everyone everywhere all at once [SHADOW] | Have 650 You. -Introspection [SHADOW] | Have 700 You. -A sometimes food [SHADOW] | Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. -Not enough of a good thing [SHADOW] | Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. -Horn of plenty [SHADOW] | Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. -Large and in charge [SHADOW] | Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. -Absolutely stuffed [SHADOW] | Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. -It's only wafer-thin [SHADOW] | Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
"Just the one!" -Think big [SHADOW] | Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. -Hypersize me [SHADOW] | Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. -Max capacity [SHADOW] | Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. -Fake it till you bake it [SHADOW] | Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. -History in the baking [SHADOW] | Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. -What do you get for the baker who has everything [SHADOW] | Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. -Bottomless pit [SHADOW] | Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. -Rainy day fund [SHADOW] | Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. -And a little extra [SHADOW] | Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension. -Bake him away, toys [SHADOW] | Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second. -You're #1 so why try harder [SHADOW] | Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second. -Haven't even begun to peak [SHADOW] | Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second. -What did we even eat before these [SHADOW] | Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second. -Heavy flow [SHADOW] | Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second. -More you say? [SHADOW] | Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second. -Keep going until I say stop [SHADOW] | Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second. -But I didn't say stop, did I? [SHADOW] | Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second. -With unrivaled fervor [SHADOW] | Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second. -I am speed [SHADOW] | Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second. -And on and on [SHADOW] | Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second. -Everything happens so much [SHADOW] | Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second. -I'll rest when I'm dead [SHADOW] | Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second. -Can we get much higher [SHADOW] | Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second. -Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker) [SHADOW] | Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second. -Quincentennial and a half [SHADOW] | Have at least 550 of everything. -Sexcentennial [SHADOW] | Have at least 600 of everything. -Sexcentennial and a half [SHADOW] | Have at least 650 of everything. -Septcentennial [SHADOW] | Have at least 700 of everything. -Inherited prototype [SHADOW] | Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles. -A model of document object [SHADOW] | Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles. -First-class citizen [SHADOW] | Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles. -Fringe [SHADOW] | Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses. -Coherence [SHADOW] | Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses. -Earth-616 [SHADOW] | Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses. -Positive thinking [SHADOW] | Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers. -The thought that counts [SHADOW] | Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. -Unthinkable [SHADOW] | Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. -Self-made [SHADOW] | Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You. -Reproducible results [SHADOW] | Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You. -That's all you [SHADOW] | Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You. -O Fortuna [SHADOW] | Own every fortune upgrade.
Owning this achievement makes fortunes appear twice as often; unlocked fortune upgrades also have a 40% chance to carry over after ascending. -The hunt is on [SHADOW] | Unlock 1 egg. -Egging on [SHADOW] | Unlock 7 eggs. -Mass Easteria [SHADOW] | Unlock 14 eggs. -Hide & seek champion [SHADOW] | Unlock all the eggs.
Owning this achievement makes eggs drop more frequently in future playthroughs. -Spooky cookies [SHADOW] | Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Owning this achievement makes Halloween-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs. -Coming to town [SHADOW] | Reach Santa's 7th form. -All hail Santa [SHADOW] | Reach Santa's final form. -Let it snow [SHADOW] | Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Owning this achievement makes Christmas-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs. -Oh deer [SHADOW] | Pop 1 reindeer. -Sleigh of hand [SHADOW] | Pop 50 reindeer. -Reindeer sleigher [SHADOW] | Pop 200 reindeer. -Eldeer [SHADOW] | Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy. -Olden days [SHADOW] | Find the forgotten madeleine. -Lovely cookies [SHADOW] | Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie. -Wrath cookie [SHADOW] | Click a wrath cookie. -Grandmapocalypse [SHADOW] | Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time. Just plain lucky [SHADOW] | You have 1 chance in 1 million every second of earning this achievement. -Jellicles [SHADOW] | Own 10 kitten upgrades. -You win a cookie [SHADOW] | This is for baking 100 trillion cookies and making it on the local news. -Cookie-dunker [SHADOW] | Dislodge the cookie, then dunk it into the milk.
Unlocks the Dislodge cookie setting. -Here you go [SHADOW] | Tap this achievement's slot. -Wrinkler poker [SHADOW] | Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it. +Last Chance to See [SHADOW] | Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.