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Declare the result
Come on we have been waiting
For quite a while now
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Hey guys! The competition is closed now. We will be coming out with the results very soon. Stay tuned! :D
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Cross paths years later.
Words left unspoken, hang in
the air. Strangers now.
#Story
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"We'll stay in touch"
I kid you not when I say
Most don't even try.
#story
#sadtruth?
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"Crossed oceans of time,
but you were unreal." said
the Time Traveler.
#story
#interpretations?
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And its about to end,
Iike others, has a deadline,
all I ask bHaiku ?
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The clock's ticking fast as the event comes to a close. 2 HOURS LEFT! Hoping to see the last of the Haikus as wonderful as the rest of them throughout this competition.
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Before the night ends,
One more Haiku I shall write
And hope for the best!
#Story #Last #NoMoreNotifs
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How many Haiku
Would I have written so far?
Am I the Master?
#Story #EyesOnThePrize
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Okay figured it.
Just went to the 'Help' menu
And got a refund.
#Story #TrueStory #ProblemSolved #GoodUber
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Uber Driver cancelled.
I was charged a cancel fee???!!???!!?!?!
What the hell is this?
#Story #TrueStory #BadUber
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'Heil Hitler!' they cried
without knowing the monster
until they did know.
#Story #History #Nazi #WW2
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'Et tu, Brute?' said he,
In his final gasping breath,
and then died, betrayed.
#Story #SPQR #HailCaeser
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Raindrops on roses,
Crystals resting on green grass,
My favourite things!
#Story #SoundOfMusic #InspiredHaiku
(the first line is from the song 'My Favourite Things' in the movie 'Sound of Music')
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Bran fell hard in life,
Still got to see a hot scene.
No legs? Lol worth it!
#Story #CersieAndJaime #DarkHumour #GoT
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Gollum is Smeagol.
Like Jekyll and Hyde, he lives.
Never, EVER, peace.
#Story #LOTR #Split
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Manwe beat Melkor.
Aragorn beat Sauron,
Frodo beat a ring.
#Story #WhatAnAchievement #TheRingOfPower
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Pleasure and madness,
These are what drive us over,
Beyond life itself!
#Story #Thoughts
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Be happy for me.
I try and be that for you!
Return me my life.
#Story #Independance
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What was the last score?
The record for writing these?
Just asking, okay?
#Story #Haiku #Count #IsThisFunny?
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Samaresh sir writes
PPAP in class and
Only I giggle.
:(
#Story #Always #IHaveAPen #IHaveAnApple #Uhh
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Left wing, or right wing?
Learning the politics now
In my BE class.
#Story #RealLife
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Downloading in class,
Wasting away my one life,
What do I want, eh?
#Always #SometimesUploading #SadLyf
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Hey!
Even though the event is over (Facebook timing glitch), we'll consider Haikus posted till MIDNIGHT today.
Keep 'em coming!
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Dheeraj Sir walks out,
He ain't coming back, people!
Time to leave now guys...
#Story #ThisHappenedToday
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Maths used to be cool.
Linear Algebra isn't.
How did this happen?
#Story #Why #LA
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abey Jaa bahut
dekhe hai tere jaise, said one
chinese 2 another
#nevermind#bubbles#justforfun#Saynotoracism#punintended#momos#onlymomos
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I wanna be yours.
I'M ADDICTED TO YOU, GIRL!
Be my fantasy..
#Story #NotLove
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Your eyes are bullets,
Piercing through my armour,
I'm vulnerable.
#Always #Story
(Line one is inspired by Selena Gomez 's Kill em with Kindness)
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Agar ek din pehle socho,
KAL JO BHI HOGA DEKHA JAYEGA,
Toh engineer ho tum !
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Stringing words? Easy!
Writing Haiku? Not so much.
HA HA! JUST KIDDING!!!
XD XD XD XD
#Story #Always #IStartedAJoke
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Isn't Kalki born yet?
No. I guess he hasn't. If yes,
It'd be apparent.
#Story #Kalki #Vishnu #Avatar
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God Emperor Trump,
What are your new commandments?
Grab 'em by the pus-
#Drumpf #HadToStop #GotTooRevolting #HopeItIsNotTooOffensive
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Harambe for life,
Never again will he die!
He lives in our hearts.
#Always #Harambe #Love #Life #DicksOut
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Vertigo Comics,
Mature tone and awesome art.
I do recommend!
#Always #Vertigo #Fables #Hellblazer #Lucifer #SweetTooth
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Yanet Garcia,
You make me love the weather,
Most of all, bubbles.
#Story #Bubbles #Mexico #Meteorologist #IfYouKnowWhatIMean
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As love in her smiles
Lost in their tiny puzzles
Heart jumps to solve them
#bubbles #story #iiitd #litsoc #lovinghaikus #love
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I feel it's over
I move to watch mun vs
Then comes assignment
#cursed #iiitd #story #haiku #lovingiiitd
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Tungsten filament,
Thatched roofs, leaking because rain,
A topper is born.
#Story #Rare #Prodigy
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Haiku fever so
strong, writing a scraper to
compute their high count!
#HaikuAlways
#ReadCodeRepeat
#NotAnEntry
cc Vrinda
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Emails dissected.
Smiles restored. Aloud, they read
"Deadline extended". ;)
#Story
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"But what does it mean?"
My skin is a metaphor-
Your comments are not.
#Always #Story ?
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when" I'm always right"
meets "I'm always right too" then
everything goes wrong
#story#Haiku#always#Wonder
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Some guy, somewhere is
Buying dhaniya instead of
Pudina right now
#story #bubbles #always #funny #haiku
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And I act like her
only to sit, and wonder
how she cant love me!!!
#Story #Haiku #Always #Wonder #Lost #Love
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Writing short poems,
giving them the name 'Haiku',
lots and lots of fun!
#Always #Story #Happy
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She lifted her pen,
wondering if it were worth
anymore than her.
#Story #SubjectiveLife #Feminism (could be)
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SM Lecture now
and here I write more Haiku.
So very messed up.
#Always #Distracted
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From my red heartstrings
to your precious heart, I do
really like you!
#Always
#NotAnEntry
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Smiles on hot cups of
coffee, raindrops formed little
hearts on the window.
#Story #Always
#NotAnEntry
#HaikuFever
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"Boards are scary af"
Oh my sweet summer child, what
do you know of fear?
#story
#GoT
#boards
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Joy Lobo could've
done great; But I guess marks do
outweigh human lives.
#story
#3idiots
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Five seven five! Arghhh
Let it be. Let me just write
Whatever I like.
#Story
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"You slept with her, how
could you?" She exclaimed. Because
"We were on a break."
#story
#friends
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School's first day, when he
came with tears. And then his last,
when he left with tears.
#Story
#SchoolLife
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We'll learn, not just wrap..
120 minutes before the deadline ,
The latter, we choose.
#story
#Always
#Assignments
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Whenever she bit
her lip, she could hear him say
"Stop biting your lip"
#grey, duh!
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My heart loves madness.
My madness a courting.
Join me, my crazy.
#Story #HarleenQuinzel #TheJoker
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Bread, butter, toaster.
Eggs, salt, pepper and fry pans.
Delicious breakfast!
#Always #MakeUsOurDailyBread #MorningGoodness
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She was never too
Busy for him. He always
Seemed busy for her
#Always
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Airy and lightweight,
They bring joy to everyone.
Not faeries... BUBBLES!!!
#Bubbles #Bubbling #Shiny
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My fb had x notifications,
I said count that as x-1
The one left is Varshney's haiku !
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And suddenly you
Own my laughter and tears. I
feel vulnerable
#cursed #probably
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The Tyrells grew strong,
The Dornish never bowed down,
Targaryens still ruled.
#Story #Always #GoT #ASOIAF
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'I keep thinking of
You all night', he said. 'Is this
Love?' She just said, No.
#InYourFace
#Bubbles
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"Lannisters ALWAYS-"
Lemme cut you short right there.
We KNOW how it goes.
#Story #Always #PaysHisDebts
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BE re-midsem
on Wednesday. I should go,
But do I want to?
#Always #Haiku #ECE113 #BEProblems #WhyOhWhy
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People, conniving,
Dogs, slaving. Cats, annoying.
Thank God we're not dogs!
#Story #Everyday #DogsAreDumb #CatsAreCool
#Contradictions
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Sometimes, the sun and
The sand can make you much more
Happy than money
#Always
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People, gullible.
Dogs, loving. Cats, owning. Why
can't people be dogs?
#Story #Everyday #DogsAreLove #CatsAreCool
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Sometimes, if you make
Too much sense, they rebel. They
Can't handle much truth.
#peopleandrelationships
#always
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Under a minute
was all it took Houdini
To escape shackles.
#Story #History #WowSuchAmaze
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She closed her eyes, hurt,
and withdrew. His lips tasted
Like her life's regrets
#Story
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Strength - an illusion.
A silent recognition
Is all you will need.
#Story #Contemplative #WhatIsStrength
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Is a fight desired,
Or do you just want to show
That you have power?
#Feminism (could be if you think of it)
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The conversation
Was ended at dawn. Then woke
Up and met in class
#Always
#IIITDrelationships
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Hah! HAIKU HAIKU!!!
Is this really gonna be
Counted as Haiku?
#Story #SoPhunny #IsItNot #ImpulsiveHaiku
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His hand rose to hurt.
And she cowered beneath him.
'Nothing's changed', she cries.
#feminism
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If I like it, I
Should put a ring on it. But
It hurts my teeth now.
#PizzaAgain #Always
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love when you touch
talk from that beautiful mouth
you are so cute son
#pun
P.S gande sense mein mat lena paedophile baap nai hai yeh :p
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Do you know Eeyore?
From the Hundred Acre Wood?
He needs counselling!
#Story #NeedsMoreTigger #AnhedonismAintGood
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Your soul is but one
Of many on this dear Earth.
Rise up, out the crowd.
#Always #Rise
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The song played again
I can't explain in words, just
How much I miss you
#Always #ourSong
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Infinite Crisis,
Infinite Earths are at war.
One shall emerge strong.
#Story #DCComics #EarthOne
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Sleeping hours and hours
Post doing nothing at all.
Sign of laziness.
#Always #SadLyf #MustGetActive
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Why don't I study?
Is it because I Haiku?
Or am I lazy?
#Story #QuestioningReality #ProbablyJustLazy
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I'm still scared of my
Face. It's what the people judge
My heart and soul on
#Cursed
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School was something else,
College is way much better,
Life after college......?
#Story #WhatIsTheFuture
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The two Varshneys meet,
Wary of the other's past,
History same? YAAAAAS!
#Story #Bhumanyoo #CurseOurAncestors #Always
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Tick Tock is running
I ain't near the creator
So hell with rat race
#story #Jump #Grey
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Father William,
Your Age! You THINK this is right???
"Let. Me. Do. Headstands!"
#Story #Inspired #LewisCarol #YouAreOldFatherWilliam
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Giant roses talk,
Massive caterpillars smoke,
A flying pink cat.
#Story #WelcomeToWonderland
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In High Life Low Life,
It is all their in our mind
As life to enjoy
#life #story #Bubbles #Always #iiitd
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Let the tears fall, dear
Darling. You're stronger than they
would have you believe
#story
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All through defiance,
An unpredictable 'then',
Will we come stronger?
#Always #Persevere
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"Madness eating me,
Destroying my hats, Cheshire...
Would you like some tea?"
#Story #MadAsAHatter
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Not knowing, like the
Rain- When to stop, How to stop;
He fell for the floor..
#FallLikeABoss
#story
#pun?
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Ek taraf IIT wala yaar,
Sardarji zara chhup kya huye
Abki baar Modi sarkar !
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"I love you but that's
my problem", said home to the
reluctant sailor
#story
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Another haiku post he wrote,
Competitive eyes on the phone, and the person
In front, longed for a word !
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And the five year old
inside exclaimed: "Now that, is
a beautiful proof!"
#Always #LinearAlgebra
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Whoah Lawd Ahlmightay!
Is that the son-uva-bitch
I wanted to kill?
#Story #Outbacks #Shotgun
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Her name was Daisy,
My beautiful darling dog,
I miss you so much.
#Story #TrueStory #SentimentalStuff
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Why do I do this.
Can't I do anything else?
Is this fixation?
#Always #MeAndHaiku #BoredAF
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I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
but that doesn't matter because
In The End, what does?
#Story #LP #Numb #InTheEnd #AlternativeRock
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Salazar slythered.
Rowena and Helga liked
Gryffindor far more!
#Story #Cursed #NoOneLikesSlytherins
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Hair trimming mishap,
The hell do I do now, bruh?
I LOST MY SIDEBURNS!!!
#Story #SadLyf #TrueStoryUnfortunately
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The catalyst worked!
Frankenstein was a success!
Kudos to Igor!
#Story #Vintage #HalloweenIsComing
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Swimming in the smoke
Of the bridges I have burnt,
Don't apologise.
#Story #LP
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The smoke, a dark grey.
Now it was too hard to breathe.
Concentration camps.
#Story #History #Holocaust
#SorryNotSorry #HaikuFeels
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You do not own me,
Please when I go out with you,
Don't make a display.
#Story #GRACE #Harley #YouDontOwnMe #SS
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Acid burnt her face,
not her soul. For, the fire
inside was brighter.
#story
#femenism
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Lights on; Finally,
after ages of thought, he texts.
Breaking Character.
Part 1/2 Zoha Go!
#story #Biswa
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Marvel ran the show
Then Superman v Batman?
Now Marvels gon' die.
#Story #TrueStory #DC #IsBetter #MarvelShmarvel
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Happy Birthday, boi!
Wish you the best for today,
Arnav, you're my nig.
#Story #HappBirthday #MyLad #BirthdayGift
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The littlest things,
Having friends and having love,
Are all that you need.
#Always
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The light daydreamer,
The depressed, dark nightmareman.
The best of friendships.
#Story #BrightAndDark #NightAndDay
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Pokemon are good.
Digimon may be better.
I stick to my life.
#Story #NoPokemon #NoDigimon
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Walking down the aisle,
I start to think, 'What's ahead?'
And I settle down.
#Story #Marriage #SittingOnMySeat #AirplaneRide #DoubleMeaning
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