fuck.py

"""
A simple script to count the amount of Fuck in a given channel

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"""

import time
import re

starttime   = time.time()   #Time of script start
jar         = {}            #Dictionary mapping Nick:Swear

def print_fucks(phenny, input):
    #Print the fuck totals for the given users

    global jar
    global starttime
    
    #Make sure that we have the proper number of elements
    if len(input.groups()) != 2:
        return

    #Split the names by spaces, and loop through the code
    print li
    for i in li:
        if i in jar:
            freq            = jar[i]/((time.time()-starttime)/(60*60))
            phenny.say("%-16s:%.3f Fucks/Hour" % (i, freq))
        else:
            phenny.say("%-16s:No Data" % (i))


def increment(phenny, input):
    #Monitors all traffic and silently updates the counters
    global jar

    if re.search("(?i)fuck", input.group()) != None:
        if input.nick in jar:
            jar[input.nick] += 1
        else:
            jar[input.nick]  = 1

#Phenny rules 
increment.rule = r'.*'
increment.priority = 'high'
increment.thread = False

print_fucks.commands = ['fuck']
print_fucks.priority = 'high'