diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/human/human_attackhand.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/human/human_attackhand.dm
index fa6c52768a8..643030ca0fa 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/human/human_attackhand.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/human/human_attackhand.dm
@@ -51,7 +51,7 @@
 		var/list/status = list()
 
 		var/feels = 1 + round(org.pain/100, 0.1)
-		var/feels_brute = (org.brute_dam * feels)
+		var/feels_brute = org.can_feel_pain() ? (org.brute_dam * feels) : 0
 		if(feels_brute > 0)
 			switch(feels_brute / org.max_damage)
 				if(0 to 0.35)
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@
 				if(0.65 to INFINITY)
 					status += "throbbing with agony"
 
-		var/feels_burn = (org.burn_dam * feels)
+		var/feels_burn = org.can_feel_pain() ? (org.burn_dam * feels) : 0
 		if(feels_burn > 0)
 			switch(feels_burn / org.max_damage)
 				if(0 to 0.35)
@@ -77,16 +77,16 @@
 			status += "<b>bleeding</b>"
 		if(org.is_dislocated())
 			status += "dislocated"
-		if(org.status & ORGAN_BROKEN)
-			status += "hurts when touched"
+		if(org.status & ORGAN_BROKEN && org.can_feel_pain())
+			status += "painful to the touch"
 
 		if(org.status & ORGAN_DEAD)
 			if(BP_IS_PROSTHETIC(org) || BP_IS_CRYSTAL(org))
-				status += "is irrecoverably damaged"
+				status += "irrecoverably damaged"
 			else
-				status += "is grey and necrotic"
+				status += "grey and necrotic"
 		else if(org.damage >= org.max_damage && org.germ_level >= INFECTION_LEVEL_TWO)
-			status += "is likely beyond saving, and has begun to decay"
+			status += "likely beyond saving and decay has set in"
 		if(!org.is_usable() || org.is_dislocated())
 			status += "dangling uselessly"