diff --git a/data/jokes.json b/data/jokes.json index 17671b0..adb0e61 100644 --- a/data/jokes.json +++ b/data/jokes.json @@ -8,6 +8,10 @@ "body" : "To tell somebody that he is wrong is called criticism. To do so officially is called testing.", "category" :"Programming" }, + { + "body" : "Dear salary, please come back to stay with me, you left in such a rush last month, I didn’t even have time to tell you about my plans... I miss you I’m sorry about whatever it is…", + "category" :"Real life" + }, { "body": "A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand\nwere arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the\ndealer.\n\nThe player said, \"When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault.\nAccordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing\nto do with it so, why should I tip him?\"\n\nThe dealer said, \"When you eat out do you tip the waiter?\"\n\n\"Yes.\"\n\n\"Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards, so you should\ntip me.\"\n\n\"Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an eight.\"", "category": "Children" @@ -44,6 +48,10 @@ "body": "A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she's angry! She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points to her head. The boyfriend yells, \"No, honey, don't do it!!\" \"Shut up,\" she says, \"You're next.\"", "category": "Blonde Jokes" }, + { + "body": "A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand\nwere arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the\ndealer.\n\nThe player said, \"When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault.\nAccordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing\nto do with it so, why should I tip him?\"\n\nThe dealer said, \"When you eat out do you tip the waiter?\"\n\n\"Yes.\"\n\n\"Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards, so you should\ntip me.\"\n\n\"Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an eight.\"", + "category": "Children" + }, { "body": "One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the door bell and says, \"HI, is there anything I could do for your house or you???\" The man thinks and says, \"Sure, can paint my porch. You will find all the stuff in the garage.\" The girl says, \"O.K., How much will you pay me?\" The man says, \"How much does fifty bucks sound?\" The blonde quickly agrees and get straight to work. The wife who had heard the conversation inside says, \"50 bucks, I hope she knows the porch goes all around the house!\" 25 minutes later the girl knocks on the door and says, \"O.K. I am done. Can I have my money now?\" Surprised the man replies, \"O.K. Let me get the money\" He comes back and the girl says as she is leaving, \"By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porch!\"", "category": "Blonde Jokes" diff --git a/data/quotes.json b/data/quotes.json index b72d9bc..0f746fc 100644 --- a/data/quotes.json +++ b/data/quotes.json @@ -35,6 +35,10 @@ "quote": "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.", "author": "Marilyn Monroe" }, + { + "quote": "Whoever is happy will make others happy too.", + "author": "Anne Frank" + }, { "quote": "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.", "author": "Oscar Wilde" @@ -427,6 +431,10 @@ "quote": "Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.", "author": "Mother Teresa" }, + { + "quote": "Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.", + "author": "Paul Terry" + }, { "quote": "It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default.", "author": "J.K. Rowling" diff --git a/data/riddles.json b/data/riddles.json index 4164bd4..ec2a353 100644 --- a/data/riddles.json +++ b/data/riddles.json @@ -15,6 +15,10 @@ "riddle": "What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees Up, up it goes, And yet never grows?", "answer": "Mountain" }, + { + "riddle": "What month of the year has 28 days?", + "answer": "All of them" + }, { "riddle": "No-legs lay on one-leg, two legs sat near on three legs, four legs got some.", "answer": "Fish on a little one-legged table, man at table sitting on a three-legged stool, the cat gets the bones" @@ -103,6 +107,10 @@ "riddle": "What gets wet while drying?", "answer": "A towell" }, + { + "riddle": "The more there is the less you see.", + "answer": "Darkness" + }, { "riddle": " What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?", "answer": "An echo"