diff --git a/src/js/util.js b/src/js/util.js
index 041b370..4ce0b22 100644
--- a/src/js/util.js
+++ b/src/js/util.js
@@ -87,6 +87,6 @@ async function updateBrowserAction(tabId,browserActionSpec){
 
 browser.runtime.onInstalled.addListener(
  function onInstalledListener(details){
-	if(!details.temporary) browser.tabs.create({url:'https://github.com/JamesTheAwesomeDude/cerdicator/blob/v0.0.7/stuff/welcome.rst'});
+	if(!details.temporary) browser.tabs.create({url:'https://github.com/JamesTheAwesomeDude/cerdicator/blob/v0.0.8/stuff/welcome.rst'});
  }
 );
diff --git a/stuff/welcome.rst b/stuff/welcome.rst
index b99abe6..e8b14a0 100644
--- a/stuff/welcome.rst
+++ b/stuff/welcome.rst
@@ -1,11 +1,56 @@
-You've just installed or updated ``cerdicator`` to version 0.0.7!
+Welcome!
+========
+
+You've just installed or updated ``cerdicator`` to version 0.0.8!
+
+Quick Setup
+-----------
 
 If you haven't done so already, take a moment to do the following:
 
 1. If you see a **gap** on the top-left of your browser, between the URL bar and the Home, Reload, and Forward/Back buttons, right-click it and hit ``Customize``
 2. Click and drag that spacer down from where it was, into the big tray of items below it
-3. Click and ``cerdicator``\ 🧿 into its place
-4. You're done! (This add-on will become more useful eventually...)
+3. Click and drag ``cerdicator``\ 🧿 into its place
+
+This will improve your view of the indicator, and place it logically near the browser's TLS indicator.
+
+How To Use
+----------
+
+When you're visiting a website, the indicator will show the image of the company that's (sort of) ultimately responsibile for making sure your connection is secure from hackers.
+
+You'll also see a little "Badge" in the **top-right** corner of the icon, with some **quick info** about the connection:
+
+NEON Green
+``````````
+(with a fox face):
+
+Your connection is approved by a company that **Mozilla specifically trusts**! Everything is probably OK!
+
+DULL Teal
+`````````
+(with a letter):
+
+Your connection is approved by an **alternative trust root**. For now, there's only one: CAcert. It's a pretty trustworthy company, and is the only reputable company currently securing OpenNIC's "altnet". Congratulations on being in the club.
+
+NUCLEAR Magenta/Fucshia:
+````````````````````````
+Your connection is **currently being monitored.**
+
+It's probably your employer, and *probably not* a hacker.  
+
+If you see this on your personal laptop, and don't know why, *something is wrong* and you should see someone tech-y right away.
+
+BRIGHT Cyan:
+````````````
+If you ever see this, something *very interesting* is happening, and I would be *thrilled* if you'd follow up with me for some more details. It would help the project a lot.
+
+Grey:
+`````
+Your connection is currently not secured.
+
+Contributing
+------------
 
 If you're a coder and would like to lend a hand, please check out the `open Issues on GitHub <https://github.com/JamesTheAwesomeDude/cerdicator/issues>`_!