diff --git a/Items/ThaumNoms.cs b/Items/ThaumNoms.cs
index f1dbbb1..69e4fd9 100644
--- a/Items/ThaumNoms.cs
+++ b/Items/ThaumNoms.cs
@@ -9,7 +9,8 @@ public class ThaumNoms : ModItem
 		public override void SetStaticDefaults()
         {
             DisplayName.SetDefault("Thaumic Pie");
-            Tooltip.SetDefault("Minor improvements to all stats\nSelf-applies from your inventory\n60 minute duration");
+            Tooltip.SetDefault("Minor improvements to all stats while in your inventory\n" +
+                "Doesn't take up a buff slot; benefits won't be visible as a buff");
         }
 
 		public override void SetDefaults()
@@ -31,5 +32,24 @@ public override void AddRecipes()
             recipe.SetResult(this);
 			recipe.AddRecipe();
 		}
+
+        public override void UpdateInventory(Player player)
+        {
+            player.buffImmune[BuffID.WellFed] = true;
+            player.wellFed = true;
+            player.statDefense += 2;
+            player.meleeCrit += 2;
+            player.magicCrit += 2;
+            player.rangedCrit += 2;
+            player.thrownCrit += 2;
+            player.meleeDamage += 0.05f;
+            player.magicDamage += 0.05f;
+            player.rangedDamage += 0.05f;
+            player.thrownDamage += 0.05f;
+            player.minionDamage += 0.05f;
+            player.minionKB += 0.5f;
+            player.meleeSpeed += 0.05f;
+            player.moveSpeed += 0.2f;
+        }
     }
 }
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diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 87d8d96..5321815 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -22,6 +22,10 @@ You are free to decompile, modify etc. this mod under the MIT License. The mod i
 
 ### Aug. 15, 2019
 
+#### 1.0.18.10
+
+* Micro-optimisations to Thaumic Pie, which no longer takes up a buff.
+
 #### 1.0.18.9
 
 * New sprites for all elixirs, potions, and draughts by Flaqzar. Thank you very much.
diff --git a/ThaumaturgyPlayer.cs b/ThaumaturgyPlayer.cs
index de6f434..dbc6a5d 100644
--- a/ThaumaturgyPlayer.cs
+++ b/ThaumaturgyPlayer.cs
@@ -47,14 +47,5 @@ public override bool PreKill(double damage, int hitDirection, bool pvp, ref bool
             }
             return base.PreKill(damage, hitDirection, pvp, ref playSound, ref genGore, ref damageSource);
         }
-
-        public override void PostUpdate()
-        {
-            if(player.HasItem(mod.ItemType("ThaumNoms")) && !player.HasBuff(BuffID.WellFed))
-            {
-                player.AddBuff(BuffID.WellFed, 216000);
-            }
-            base.PostUpdate();
-        }
     }
 }
diff --git a/build.txt b/build.txt
index a2be511..d5172c0 100644
--- a/build.txt
+++ b/build.txt
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
 author = Ilysen
-version = 1.0.18.9
+version = 1.0.18.10
 displayName = Thaumaturgy
 homepage = https://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/avas-mods-thaumaturgy-challenge-runes-yabssm.81892/
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