Add better anonymous confessions

Author: anishathalye

package.json

@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@
     "hubot-shortcut": "^1.0.0",
     "hubot-slack": "^3.4.0",
     "hubot-wolfram": "1.0.7",
+    "node-google-translate-skidz": "^0.1.1",
     "timeago": "^0.2.0"
   },
   "engines": {

scripts/confess.coffee

@@ -7,10 +7,13 @@
 # Commands:
 #   hubot confess <confession> - submit anonymous confession (can be sent in a private message)
 #   hubot c0nf3ss <confession> - submit super anonymous confession (can be sent in a private message)
+#   hubot anonymous <confession> - submit confession that will be automatically anonymized (can be sent in a private message)
 #
 # Author:
 #   anishathalye
 
+gtranslate = require 'node-google-translate-skidz'
+
 module.exports = (robot) ->
 
   config = require('hubot-conf')('confess', robot)
@@ -31,6 +34,21 @@ module.exports = (robot) ->
     room = config('room')
     robot.send {room: room}, translate(text)
 
+  robot.respond /anonymous (.+)$/i, (res) ->
+    text = res.match[1]
+    language = 'en'
+    intermediates = ['es', 'de', 'hi', 'fr', 'af', 'en']
+    chain = (lang, int) -> (text) ->
+      if int.length > 0
+        next = int.shift()
+        gtranslate {text: text, source: lang, target: next}, chain(next, int)
+      else
+        message = "[Anonymous] #{text}"
+        room = config 'room'
+        robot.send {room: room}, message
+    chain(language, intermediates)(text)
+
+
 translate = (text) ->
   `var firstCharacter`
   `var firstCharacter`