blackcards.txt

Hey Reddit! I'm *blank*. Ask me anything.
Introducing X-treme Baseball! It's like Baseball, but with *blank*!
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
TSA guidelines now prohibit *blank* on airplanes.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of *blank*.
That's right, I killed *blank*. How you ask? *blank*.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of *blank*.
And the Academy Award for *blank* goes to *blank*.
Dude, do not go in that bathroom. There's *blank* in there.
How did I lose my virginity?
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with *blank*.
Step 1: *blank*.\nStep 2: *blank*.\nStep 3: Profit.
*blank*. Betcha can't have just one!
Kids, I don't need drugs to get high. I'm high on *blank*.
For my next trick, I will pull *blank* out of *blank*.
Mitch McConnell can't cum without *blank*.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with *blank* for the first time.
What's my secret power?
I'm goint o a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and *blank*.
*blank*\n+ *blank*\n= *blank*.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called from a Plague of *blank*.
Just once, I'd like to hear you say "Thanks, Mom. Thanks for *blank*."
Daddy, why is mommy crying?
When I was tripping on acid, *blank* turned into *blank*.
50% of all marriages end in *blank*.
My fellow Americans: before this decade is out, we will have *blank* on the moon!
This season at Steppenwolf, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for *blank*.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children *blank*.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to *blank*.
What's Teach For America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's *blank*.
My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and now I'm *blank*.
White people like *blank*.
*blank* is a slippery slope that leads to *blank*.
Why do I hurt all over?
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without *blank*.
Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop*blank*
Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with *blank* instead.
The class field trip was completely ruined by *blank*.
What's a girl's best friend?
Dear Abby, I'm having trouble with *blank* and would like your advice.
In Jordan Peele's new thriller, a young family discovers that *blank* had really been *blank* all along.
When I'm President, I will create the Department of *blank*.
What are my parents hiding from me?
What never fails to liven up the party?
IF you like *blank*, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.
Make a haiku.
What made my first kiss so awkward?
Hey guys, welcome to Chili's! Would you like to start the night off right with *blank*?
I got 99 problems but *blank* ain't one.
*blank*. It's a trap!
Hulu's new reality show features twelve hot singles living with *blank*.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
*blank*. That was so metal.
I never truly understood *blank* until I encountered *blank*.
During sex, I like to think about *blank*.
What ended my last relationship?
What's that sound?
Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I'm having serious doubts about *blank*.
Why am I sticky?
I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure what you're suffering from is called "*blank*."
What's there a ton of in heaven?
After four platinum albums and three Grammys, it's time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place: *blank*.
What will always get you laid?
They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put *blank* inside of *blank*. They were wrong.
Lifetime presents "*blank*: the Story of *blank*."
*blank*: kid-tested, mother-approved.
Why can't I sleep at night?
What's that smell?
Why is Brett so sweaty?
This is the way the world ends\nThis is the way the world ends\nNot with a bang but with *blank*.
Coming to Broadway this season, *blank*: the Musical.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of *blank*.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate *blank*.
Military historians remember Alexander the Great for his brilliant use of *blank* against the Persians.
War! What is it good for?
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take *blank* everywhere you go.
Well if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with *blank*.
As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to *blank*.
*blank*. High five, bro.
Today on Maury:\n"Help! My son is *blank*!"
I get by with a little help from *blank*.
1/5 stars. Do NOT go here. Found *blank* in my fettuccine alfredo!
I drink to forget *blank*.
I'm LeBron James, and when I'm not slamming dunks, I love *blank*.
What makes life worth living?
Arby's: We Have *blank*.
Mr. and and Mrs. Diaz, called you in because we're concerned about Cynthia. Are you are that your daughter is *blank*?
If you can't be with the one you love, love *blank*.
Brought to you by Bud Light, the Official Beer of *blank*.
Click Here for *blank*!!!
Check me out, yo! I call this dance move "*blank*."
Old MacDonald had *blank*. E-I-E-I-O.
Men's Wearhouse: You're gonna like *blank*. I guarantee it.