Time for some teachings on life and success
One morning, you wake up in a strange room with marshmallows for walls.
A sound from a Hitchcock movie fills the room, then quickly fades away.
Thinking back, there are no memories to suggest that this should have been
anything but an ordinary morning. You didn't go out last night, you don't
usually take intoxicants, what's happening...?
But it's probably not worth dwelling on that right now, you could be in danger.
Grave danger.
(Is there another kind?)
The type of extreme mortal danger that so often accompanies confectionary inspired interior design. Quickly surveying your immediate surrounds, you notice a garishly dressed, vacant eyed young man lounging on a nearby sofa.
These marshmallows are numerous and they look so delicious.
You reach out to grab a handful of the marshmallow wall, but you can't seem to take the handful away from the wall.
You also seem to be wearing an uncomfortable and restrictive jacket made of leather...
You are feeling very anxious at this point.
This is because you do not like leather for ethical reasons.
You begin to breakout of the jacket and find a lighter, a fork, and rope.
You are not sure who placed these objects near you or why.
But you have a growing sense that these mundane objects are vital to your survival.
You decide to try to light a fire to melt some of the marshmallows so you look for some kindling.
You have the suspicion that you are being closely watched.
Of course, it's that man on the sofa, go talk to him again.
Wait, I'm in front of a mirror... Am I? Let's see...
You see a polar bear searching for food.
"Well- OK" you admit to yourself, "Perhaps I do indulge in the occasional intoxicant!"
You hear a small bird sound in the distance.
But it sounds like it might be coming out of speakers.
When you look away, a marshmallow hand attempts to grab the lighter.
But you are too quick for the marshmallow!
The realization suddenly dawns upon you the marshmallow is self aware!
If you don't do something quickly, this marshmallow belly will digest you!
Marshmallows are going to rule the world!
Long live marshmallows!
Hold the image of the marshmallow and..
Sing softly the song of it's people as you...
BUT!!!! wait a minute... Do you hear that??
A soft echo of a torrent is fading from far...
I felt a sudden ease of mind.
"Ok", I said to myself, "I need to get out of here"
"But first I must remember the magic spell needed to open the enchanted door!"
You pick up the fork and wrap it in rope to fashion a crappy wand.
Pointing it at the door, eyes closed, "Alohomora..."
Nothing seems to be happening.
Sheepishly you look down on the crappy wand in your hand.
You must be doing something wrong, you drink a beer and think about it, then Ah-ha!
You notice your pants are now glowing, so you must have been holding the wand upside down.
Do you:
[Grab some coffee?] (coffee/coffee.md)
[Call the GhostBusters] (ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md)
Spend so long trying to decide that you fall asleep
Watch the Warriors vs Cavaliers game 1 of the NBA Finals
Peek through the keyhole to reveal what is beyond
Try the more effective "Apparation" spell to teleport elsewhere
Give the marshmallow entity a turing test
Step into an adjacent room to check your social media hubs
Try and interact with the marshmallow hand
Check your phone for date, time and location?
make a swing with rope and jacket
give the marshmallow to the polar bear?
Try to pull a MacGyver with the lighter, fork and rope?
Quickly run outside and explore?
Offer to get the narrator a ladder, so they can get off your back?
dig a hole with your bare hands?
Begin to dance to pass the time?
You pinch yourself to see whether you are dreaming?
Promise to yourself this is the last time you take hallucinogenic mushrooms?
Think this is too surreal and decide to try the French version instead?
Think this is a dream, and jam the fork into your hand to wake up?
Make one of those weird marshmallow Jell-O salads?
Go meditate and ponder about your next step?
Get to work on the best batch of cookies ever made?
Start tying knots on the fork?
Start pondering how you got yourself in a sticky situation?
Create a new jacket out of marshmallows?
Whip out your spork, start a fire and make giant s'mores?
Ask yourself how you got yourself into this situation - AGAIN?
Challenge the Marshmallows to a Rock Off!
hide the lighter fork and rope in your pocket
make a necklace out of the marshmallows
Put yourself back in the straitjacket
Attempt to befriend the marshmellow man
Try to use one of your pokemon?
Throw a rock at it and see if it moves
Start tickling the marshmallow
Tie the marshmallow's hands and legs
B b b bird bird bird, bird is the word
Escape and find a phone to call...
Run back and forth quickly slamming into the walls
In their tongue he is Dovhakiin, DragonBorn, FUS ROH DAH
Oh dear! You ended up in Candyland!
You punch the first person you see!
Want to cook boneless pork shoulder roast?
Try the Marshmallow Test on it?
[You realize you are in NeverLand and you are never going come... so you sing the Tinker Bell song] (https://youtu.be/Sopngy6uucw)
You decide to become a marshmallow yourself.
Explain Fizzbin to the marshmallow hand?
Drool on the Marshmallow to show demonstrate your digestive superiority
Escape into Willy Wonka Lego-World
After breakfast you lookup triathlon
Choose the blue pill or the red pill?
Twas the Night Before Christmas
heck Reddit for any useful information.
Give up and search for oil fields
Sit and ponder how you got into this situation
Smart Ape roasting a marshmellow
Use your chance, master self-control
Call upon one of your past lives as avatar
go afk and report the jungler?
Leap on the Polar bear and charge
Make an appointment with the dentist
Create an artificial intelligence to help you escape
[Abdul kalam quotes on overcoming fear] (apj/apj.md) If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.